Clips From TBTL #1891

Andrew: “Alright, let’s get on with this, I feel very small right now”

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Andrew: “Every time I hear ‘News You Can Lose’, I get a little giggle fit”

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Andrew: “I am here. I want you to know that I’m here and present for you”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I love doing the dishes”

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Andrew: “Lay it on me”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Oh man, this is news that I can lose”

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Andrew: “The answer to this question is actually, if I can find it… I can’t find it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am a camper”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh, I have so much information you don’t have”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is like the saddest story I’ve ever heard you tell. This is more like a story that I would tell. This is very much an ‘Oh, Andrew’ story”

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Andrew and Luke: Uncanny Valley between disposal and “disposall”

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Chris Hayes: Chris explained that Marc Maron’s WTF stands for “Why The Face”

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Chris Hayes: “Yeah, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to quite drop this sledgehammer of heaviness into this, our light-hearted news quiz”

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Chris Hayes, Luke and Andrew: Chris can’t explain the game that they are playing

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Luke: “If I’ve learned one thing living 39 years on this little, this blue marble”

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Luke: “We never get mired in those La Brea tarpits of conversation”

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Luke: Yelling as if he were 9 “I’m not part of your camp!”

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Susie Burbank: “Love it, Luke!”

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Clips From TBTL #1890

Andrew: “Are you really wearing sweatpants right now, bursting sweatpants?”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m being stupid here”

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Andrew: “…I just got drunk in the past 30 seconds”

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Andrew: “I know, I know”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry to, mate, to take us so off track for such a lame joke”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I don’t know”

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Andrew: “So, if you’ve been sitting on an OPP”

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Andrew: “You don’t say ‘Our Lord in Heaven’ a lot”

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Andrew and Luke: “And our Lord in heaven certainly doesn’t approve of either (Thank you)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew confuses Luke by saying “tee-enn-ess”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew didn’t know how to pronounce “naïveté”

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Luke: “Elena Kagen comes out with a t-shirt gun, just fires them into the crowd”

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Luke: Fakes out the listeners

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Luke: “FAQ Me Amadeus”

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Luke: “FAQ Me!”

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Luke: “I could sing you a song about Lamb of God”

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Luke: “I don’t even actually feel good saying this right now, because a lot of listeners are gonna go ‘Hey, that’s a great idea. Why don’t you do that five days a week, dombass?'”

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Luke: “Not on my bricks, y’all! That didn’t work”

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Luke: “Probably”

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Luke: Singing 2 Unlimited’s “Get Ready For This”

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Luke: “So, listen with those ears”

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Luke: “That was me, searching quinoa on the fly, Andrew Walsh. I want some credit for that.”

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Luke: “Very, very, very, very… very”

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Luke: “Who gives half of one fuck?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I share this story with you… (You better!)”

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