Clips From TBTL #1902: Andrew Edition

Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1902, I have split up the posting of the clips into two posts. The first post contains the various quips and exclamations primarily made by Luke.

This post features various clips and exclamations made primarily by Andrew.

Andrew: “And I just need to get as much greenness in my body as possible”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m saying all kinds of stuff I don’t know”

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Andrew: “Did you ask for that notification, it doesn’t sound like a Burbankian kind of thing”

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Andrew: Drawn Out “Okay”

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Andrew: Harper Lee didn’t write a book as if she was a racist

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Andrew: “I’m glad there’s one person clapping in this forest”

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Andrew: “I’m pulling the plug on this”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t sound like a Burbankian kind of thing”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Mocking Laugh

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Andrew: “Oh the zoo-manity”

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Andrew: “Orcs-nist cleansing”

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Andrew: “People are flipping their ‘ess’ over it”

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Andrew: Quiet, Nasal Laugh

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Andrew: Seeing a Bank of America account alert message makes his sphincter tighten up

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Andrew: Singing “Mockingbird, baby. It rules the world!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Tha…Oh God, that’s how the Internet works!”

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Andrew: The “Real Andrew” saying “Hello!”

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Andrew: “You know, that’s the juice talking”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew broke Luke’s system

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew describing his paleo pastrami sandwich juicing process

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew tries to prod Luke even more about his weight

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s suggestion for those that want to read the NYT Replica Edition without an Internet connection

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Andrew and Luke: Discussing what the show would sound like if it weren’t edited or polished like it is now

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Andrew and Luke: Huge laugh before Luke could finish saying “tight sphincter”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think sometimes (There is no way!) my PC clap-trap drives people crazy”

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Andrew and Luke: It’s not “To Kill a Watchman”

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Clips From TBTL #1902: Luke Edition

Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1902, I have split up the posting of the clips into two posts. This first post contains the various quips and exclamations primarily made by Luke.

The second post features various clips and exclamations made primarily by Andrew.

Luke: “And it just really, it really hacked me off, Walsh. It really grinded my gears.”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: “Boy you really taste the cayenne and the turmeric root in that bad boy”

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Luke: “Dear New York Times”

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Luke: “Do you even FAQ, bro?”

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Luke: “I am a subscriber to the Book Review, do I get free all digital access? No you don’t, you pretentious a-hole”

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Luke: “I can smell butt-hurt from a mile away”

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Luke: “It bothers me”

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Luke: Short Laugh

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Luke: Singing “There’s a she-dog next to a he-dog”

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Luke: Singing a line from “Sixth Avenue Heartache”

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Luke: Some stalling when trying to say “Dateline: McDonalds Near You”

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Luke: “That’s a spicy meatball”

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Luke: “We got to set up a FAQ page, bro”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then your son is also magical because he’s a descendent of you, and you’re magical because you clawed your way out of a vajayjay faster than the other people. Nice imagery.”

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Luke and Andrew: Both of them don’t want to talk about their weight

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Luke and Andrew: “He is the Second Earl of Para La Bukay”

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Luke and Andrew: “I may need to sign up for that, because if there’s anything I need in the next days (Laughing) is a tight sphincter”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke breaks out a Minion pun

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Luke and Andrew: Luke tries to explain what “What the fuck” means

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s fasting juice is having an effect on Luke’s ability to recall pop culture references

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Luke and Andrew: “Para la bukay, man. Para la bukay”

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Luke and Andrew: Tears from talking about Luke weight and the cayenne in his fasting juice is making his voice sound weird

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Luke and Andrew: “What it does, here’s I think the main upside, there’s no salt in this stuff, right? (Mmm-hmm.) And so, you just pee like a race horse all day long.”

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