Clips From TBTL #1903: Luke and Susie Burbank Edition

Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1903, I have chosen to split up the posting of the clips into two blog posts. The first post contained clips that primarily featured Andrew speaking.

This post contains clips that primarily featured Luke or Susie Burbank.

Luke: “Cleveland: Tsunami-free since Pangea”

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Luke: “I already did that!”

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Luke: “I was like, ‘Mom, I want to talk to you on the show and ask you about your Swindoll swindle'”

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Luke: “Is there a Pod-Anon meeting for when you find out one of your kids has a podcast?”

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Luke: “Isn’t the Holy Ghost his security?”

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Luke: “Just, let me just lay out these ingredients on you brother man.”

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Luke: “Let me just lay some of the details on you”

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Luke: “Okay, the Earth was made six thousand years ago. Let’s start with that.”

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Luke: “Possible show title”

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Luke: Short, Funny Laugh

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Luke: Speaking like Jimi Hendrix “This is a juice that was made my Mister Bob Dylan. That’s his grandmother over there.”

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Luke: “Umm, because that’s an ‘MP’ and not a ‘YP'”

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Luke: “Yikes.”

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Luke: “You could get assaulted by The Blue Man Group. I mean, there is to get nervous about in the state of Nevada.”

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Luke: “You sounded like Jiminy Glick there for some reason, ‘he’ll go head-to-head'”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s location made Luke’s introduction highly irrelevant

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Luke and Andrew: Diagnosed with late-stage Zumanity and Andrew’s Awesome Laugh

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Luke and Andrew: “I wished I had a calming juice that I could share with the listeners… (but you do, it’s bottle #12) Oh shit. Mom, can you get me bottle 12 of my juice out of the fridge?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s be honest, the show is always 30 perfect longer than it should be. Right, exactly. Now… My mom just said, ‘I agree’ in the background by the way.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, there will be interruptions, there will be noise in the background. That’s just life, that’s what happens when you move back in with your parents, and start doing a podcast.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You sound great from where I am… That’s a compliment! Let’s not get carried away.”

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Luke and Andrew: Young Coconut would be a great name for a Hawaiian rapper

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Luke and Susie Burbank: Luke apologizes to his mom about his body odor and asks her to rank how bad it is

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Susie Burbank: “But, I’ve always wanted to go to Alaska. So, before this earthquake hits, I’m-a glad I went.”

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Susie Burbank: “I mean it was bad news”

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Susie Burbank: “I’m so glad I did something that, I guess, older people call their bucket list. I don’t like to use that, cause I don’t feel that old to call a bucket list.”

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Susie Burbank: “I’m-a glad I went”

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Clips From TBTL #1903: Andrew Edition

Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1903, I have chosen to split up the posting of the clips into two blog posts. This first post contains clips that primarily featured Andrew speaking.

The next post will contain clips that primarily featured Luke or Susie Burbank.

Andrew: “And also, I’ve been eating hand over fist.”

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Andrew: “…and the competitors will go ‘head-to-head'”

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Andrew: “I need to grow back my deep beard”

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Andrew: “I think I just told my mouth to talk, but then didn’t really think about what it was saying”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh God, why did you?”

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Andrew: “Oh God, why did you? We, we pulled the nose up on the earthquake negativity train!”

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Andrew: Short Laugh #1

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Andrew: Short Laugh #2

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Andrew: “Tell you her that she and Steve Nelson are going to be really good friends”

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Andrew: “Yeah, my nickname is ‘Sex Act'”

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Andrew and Luke: “…and also, death by Stomp gets a little dark if you’ve seen ‘American Mystery X’. Oh God, why did you? We, we pulled the nose up on the earthquake negativity train!”

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Andrew and Luke: Every now and then, Andrew would like to see his brain scan to see what parts of his brain is lighting up

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Andrew and Luke: “…I would prefer death by Stomp myself, that would probably how I would prefer it. Possible show title!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke explains that he’s dummy for choosing instant gratification over long-term post mega earthquake report”

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Andrew and Luke: “…when the like, kind of, menopausal lady at Kanter’s is telling you to grow your face-hider back, it’s probably time to do it…”

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