Day: August 23, 2015

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1931

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Andrew: “Cuz I’m very loosey-goosey”

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Andrew: “I’m getting worse in basically every sense.”

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Andrew: “It’s the new catrolling”

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Andrew: “More than one person said to me, ‘You’re way taller than I pictured you. You don’t sound as tall as you are.'”

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Andrew: “Oh, by the way, this is No Point Conversion.”

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Andrew: “Right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “You know, it makes me question… no it doesn’t.”

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Andrew and Luke: A Little Fire Andy

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “Piss poor”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to make a liar out of Luke, but ended up being petty

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s personality is equivalent to a slouch

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing and Andrew saying “Good Lord”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke had to explain his Australian joke to Andrew

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Luke: “Another reason for us to shut the flip up”

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Luke: “But like, more better-er”

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Luke: “I don’t think one listener out there got what the hells I was talking about.”

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Luke: “Let me just crack into this can of whoop-ass. Wait, actually, that’s Le Croix seltzer water. Dang it.”

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Luke: “Matisyahu is a beautiful man, he should not be hiding his sugar on the shelf.”

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Luke: Saying: “That’s-a hurtful when you say that-a Andrew.” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Saying: “You call that putting away money to buy your first house? This is putting away money for your first house.” in a faux Australian accent

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Luke: “Sorry, welcome to No Point Conversion. You have to listen through to get to your music for the weekend.”

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Luke: “You got floor in my lima beans, Andrew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fire Andy… I did have tacos, I am quite sure of it, for lunch and that’s what happened there.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke does his President Obama impression

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Luke and Andrew: Luke quotes from the Book of Burbank

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sings “Beast Mode (Seahawks Rap)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of our physical bodies though Andrew… What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is-a good music. Oh, ho ho, that’s pretty good! It’s the new catrolling.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You call that a bigger boat? Good Lord.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can always play Kdude to my Little Hoagie. Yeah, okay.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1930

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TBTL #1930 was recorded at the TBTL Summer Picnic at Chateau Ste. Michelle in Woodinville, Washington. The two main segments of the show focused on an “Ask Us Anything” with questions being asked by those at the picnic and the winner of the Song of the Summer.

During the “Ask Us Anything” segment, there was a special “ask” by Jeremy Holmes, the microphone-less partner of the Little Red Bandwagon:

Jeremy Holmes proposes to Christy Wise

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In addition to the proposal, I catrolled both Luke and Andrew when they were doing sound checks prior to the show’s recording. Let’s say that they weren’t super thrilled with it…

Catrolling at the Summer Picnic

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Andrew: “Aww, dang it!”

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Andrew: “Donovan is the only music; and, if you don’t like Donovan, then you’re not a music snob.”

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Andrew: “Hey, (clears throat) you have some issues downstairs.”

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Andrew: “I try to live my life not looking backwards”

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Andrew: “It’s got some of the tallest rollercoasters you’ve ever done see!”

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Andrew: “It’s not a question”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No sarcastic clapping guys!”

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Andrew: “No sarcastic clapping. Remember. Mean it.”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no, no.”

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Andrew: “No, obviously, I regret everything”

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Andrew: “Phyllis Donahue. Love it!”

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Andrew: “Rap? That’s crap. You know, I was like, that’s talking over beats”

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks Luke if his smart scale talks to his phone by saying “Mama mia!” in a faux Italian accent

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doesn’t want to stand and risk exposing himself with his “Danger Pants”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s “Danger Pants’s” fly was down for the first 30 minutes he was at the picnic

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Andrew and Luke: Little Teeny Weenies

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Andrew and Luke: Separation of Duties

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Luke: Having trouble saying “thousandth”

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Luke: “I shoulda smoked a cigarette”

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Luke: “Listen Mr. Sit Down”

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Luke: “Oh, I’m so glad that you finished your sentence, I thought you were going to say that your pen-pal has sued”

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Luke: One of his regrets from the 90s

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Luke: Short “Hey-oh!”

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Luke: TBTL’s Little Phil Donahue: Phyllis Fletcher

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Luke: “That’s the only time the word ‘best ever’ and Sandusky, Ohio have been in the same sentence…”

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Luke: “The short answer is, today I weighed in at 198 pounds, which is not a lot pounds in the history of pounds that people can weigh…”

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Luke: “This is the thing, and this is where shit’s gonna get real and boring, and real boring”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew explains why he calls his jeans “Danger Pants”

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Luke and Andrew: Bobo doll either stands for clapping or booing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is terrified about what he’s said something involving his daughter and Andrew brings up what Luke said earlier

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s passport was found behind a hotel dresser and Andrew responds with “What were you doing?”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke gets a vote of confidence from his wife

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Phyllis Fletcher: “You guys are the Yin and Yang of 90s regrets. Regrettable Hip Hop-inspired hairstyle and missing Hip Hop entirely.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: Phyllis does the Price Is Right sad horn and Luke says “That’s a really good Price Is Right sad horn”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1929

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Andrew: “And I think, the question is, why can’t you be normal like me and just be paralyzed by embarrassment in all situations!?”

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Andrew: “Columbo: A Look Bakula”

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Andrew: Hating Australia and Hate Tutors

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Andrew: “Holy shit! I could practically smell the car.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, they could be Nazis as far as I’m concerned.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve ever told a poo story of my own on this show. Have I?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s necessary true, I mean, unless you were really honking it up up there…”

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Andrew: “I hate Australians”

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Andrew: “I’ll wait. I’ll wait. The suspense is gonna really drive the show forward.”

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Andrew: “Oh God!”

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Andrew: “Oh God! Okay.”

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Andrew: “Oh, a clipboard! Look who’s a producer now!”

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Andrew: Saying “That’s a spicy kangaroo-a” in his Australian accent

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Andrew: “Slowly going back to my book and slowly going back to my little boop-boop game.”

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Andrew: “The Mummy has a job?!?”

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Andrew: “We’re getting into Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me! territory aren’t we?”

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Andrew: “Whether I was pre-teen, teen or post-teen”

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Andrew and Luke: Australia, Convicts and Nazis

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Andrew and Luke: “How many Oz Tens do we have? Uh, before this show? I think there was 10 and now I think it’s down to zero. Okay. Well, bye guys.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s best accent is also his most hurtful

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Andrew and Luke: Thank-pologize

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Luke: “…and we’re looking for the bearded clam. Oh, there he is! He looks, he looks stressed out. What else is new?”

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Luke: “…and what concerns me about me being able to hear everything that comes out of their mouths, is the thought that they can hear everything that comes out of another part of my body.”

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Luke: “Hey Hermano-gun”

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Luke: How Haggen is pronounced

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Luke: “I don’t want their thought to be: ‘Man, I love that podcast; but, don’t stand near that ‘dragon breath’ Burbank’.”

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Luke: “I realized… I’m on a Fury Road of my own.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: More on the pronunciation of Haggen

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Luke: “Now, that is professional podcastery”

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Luke: “Punch it, Chewie!”

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Luke: “There’s no way that this’ll end in a sharp-shooting.”

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Luke: “Well, this ain’t my first picnic, brodeo!”

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Luke: “What you just witnessed there is a perfect example, Andrew, of my inability to keep my fat mouth shut.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew called Luke’s Australian accent the worst he’s ever heard

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Luke and Andrew: Disclaimer regarding Rudy at the picnic

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything’s coming up Walsh. Everything was coming up Walsh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey buddy, how’s it going? Good! Glad to be back in the city of love. Wait, what? What is Seattle? Let’s see how tonight goes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi Everbody!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just hope they appreciate what we just went through in that Haggen. I mean, not only that, it’s Haggen.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I could kind of tell there was some sort of rumbling. It would be referred to our friend circle as ‘bubble guts’. Oh God. Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: Uber pick-up for Andrew

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