Day: October 28, 2015

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1977: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “All Tupacs go to heaven though.”

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Andrew: “Aww, dang it. Awww! This is turning into a Monday, my brain doesn’t work.”

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Andrew: “Come on!!!”

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Andrew: “Fireball is kind of shortcut for ‘Oh, my God! How many Fireball shots did you drink?'”

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Andrew: “God!!!””

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Andrew: “God!!! How does that help anything?”

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Andrew: “I was livid before kick-off.”

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Andrew: “I’m not podcasting from the bathroom anymore.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Listen, I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I love the fact that those words just came out of your mouth.”

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Andrew: “Oh, my God!”

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Andrew: “‘Roam [sic] with me, Hail Mary!’ I can’t believe I’m singing Tupac. I shouldn’t have done that.”

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Andrew: Singing “Roam [sic] with me, Hail Mary!” from Tupac’s “Hail Mary”

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Andrew: “There’s a lot of dead comedians out there!”

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Andrew: “What’s he building in there?”

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Andrew: “Why are you being so mean, Luke?”

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Andrew: “Why does everything happen to me?”

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Andrew: “You Burbanked that, by the way.”

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Andrew: “You listen to the show, folks. You know that I don’t know what words mean.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew talking about Browns fans and Luke does his vomit sound

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Andrew and Luke: “Can we name the show that today? Umm, not on your life.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Those people right there were saying, ‘But Walsh, we loved your show…’ Notice me!”

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Clips From TBTL #1977: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor Boom Boom Hollywood Tapioca’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Andy Ka-ouf-man”

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Luke: “As per usge”

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Luke: “But that also has the ‘N word’ in it.”

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Luke: “Come over to Burbank Town.”

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Luke: “Corrrrrect her.”

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Luke: Cyber Funday, Cyber Fuesday and Cyber Fednesday

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Luke: “Doctor Balls”

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Luke: “I felt like I could maybe, possibly upchuck.”

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Luke: “I mean, we can’t rule it in or out, Andrew; that, just talking to you makes me violently ill.”

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Luke: Imitating a vomiting sound

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Luke: Imitating a vomiting sound #2

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Luke: “Oh man, I will drink any baby under the table. I am confident about that.”

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Luke: “Oh, I’d punch a baby Hitler. Don’t get me wrong.”

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Luke: Singing “Turn down for pun!”

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Luke: “That sounded like you were having a stroke. That was amazing.”

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Luke: “This is a, more or less, a vomitorium at this point, if I need it to be.”

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Luke: “Uhh, I like all that shit.”

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Luke: “Vegas, baby. Vegas.”

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Luke: “You can’t write this stuff.”

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Luke and Andrew: “(Sneeze) Gesundheit (Sneeze) That’s better than puking! There was a little puke in there.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing to Luke saying “Seattle’s Browns station…for one night.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asks Andrew if Andrew would kill a baby Luke if he knew Luke would make a spoof

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s me losing my tapioca. Well, I don’t like my nickname in that context.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Turn down a pun? Turn down a pun would be more… Do you want me to write that down? No, please don’t (I will!)”

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Clips From TBTL #1976: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Abort, abort!”

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Andrew: Andrew reads a portion of a nasty e-mail he received from a listener

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Andrew: “Don’t bury that!”

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Andrew: “Give me a brerk.”

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Andrew: “#Blessed”

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Andrew: “Hmm”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroons!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’m not fine with eating tapioca, but I’m fine being called Tapioca.”

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Andrew: “I meant, oh yes!”

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Andrew: “I’m think am losing control of mouth at this point in the show, that is true.”

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Andrew: “Is lazy the right word?”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh”

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Andrew: “Oh no, but”

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Andrew: “Oh no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! You’ve been on Facebook today, my friend!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow!”

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Andrew: “Rub two of these maple bars on it and call me in the morning.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The e-mail? That’s just absurd, though.”

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Andrew: “Try going to a cafeteria, man!”

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Andrew: “Try going to a cafeteria, man! Holy macaroons!”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna need to do a maple bar transplant. But, what? Yes, we replace bones with donuts.”

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Andrew: “What the hell is wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “With my laptop computor [sic]“

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew couldn’t quite say “throngs of people”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew losing control of his mouth by saying “Plantard” instead of “Planters”

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Andrew and Luke: “Broke your leg, huh? Sounds like something sugar can help! Yeah, have you tried rubbing a donut on it? (Geez!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m Helm’s Deep into the story (Yes), I’ll tell you that much, right now.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh no! But so… No, oh yes! I meant, oh yes! Yes and. Oh no, but. Possible show title, ‘Oh no, but’.”

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Clips From TBTL #1976: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “6 cc of raspberry jelly, stat!!!”

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Luke: A Mini TBTL No Point Conversion

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Tapioca’ Walsh”

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Luke: “B-ham”

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Luke: Drawn out “What?!?”

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Luke: “God, I love that show!”

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Luke: “Got it. Okay. I get it. I follow. I dig.”

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Luke: “Hey bruh”

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Luke: “Hey, I finally get fractions!”

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Luke: “How can you not love that show?”

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Luke: “I was in Ballard since you were drawing with crayons–whatever”

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Luke: “I’ll be a bridge…”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “My ship has come in.”

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Luke: “Oh, the iTunes checkmark”

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Luke: Singing “Let me see that throng.”

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Luke: “Sorry Stu, you texted to us, we read it on the air. Stu said, ‘She can kick me in the dick, as long as she buys me a beer.'”

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Luke: “Stu-bot texted both of us. He said, ‘Fletch covered my bar tab at the Muddy Pig. She is quality people and swears a fuck-ton more than she does on TBTL.'”

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Luke: “Tastes great! More filling.”

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Luke: “That Fireball will, will really kick you in your prives.”

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Luke: “That throng, that throng.”

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Luke: “The Dick Kicker”

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Luke: Trying to recite the “Lord’s Prayer” from memory and adding “World without end?” to the end

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Luke: Trying to sing the theme to “Writer’s Almanac”

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Luke: “Why in your new ads, why does your beer sound like an unredeemable dick?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Get off my lawn!!! (Mmm-hmm.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not a big deal, but it’s not a big deal (it’s such a big deal). Doesn’t matter.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has been on the negative train lately, does impressions of himself speaking negatively and kind of sounds like his Bill Clinton impression

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s Garrison Keillor impression sounds like a Bill Clinton impression

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Clips From TBTL #1975: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Beard Hamster’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Doc’ Walsh. Andrew ‘Muscle Hamster’ Walsh, it is.”

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Luke: “Balls.”

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Luke: “Dear Burbank and Walsh, I love ya, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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Luke: “Finish… Finish him!”

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Luke: “‘How did you not see that?’ And the answer is, ‘We’re idiots.'”

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Luke: “I felt cyber-bullied today, I was almost cyber-bullied to death earlier today, Andrew. Okay?”

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Luke: “I like how you’re being the keys you want to see.”

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Luke: “I was just going to say, it’s more like the Bryant Park Project was The Yardbirds of shows.”

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Luke: “It was a full service Walshing.”

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Luke: “Our secret has been exposed.”

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Luke: “Ten thousand spoons, Andrew.”

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Luke: “The door is ajar. No, that’s not what it says.”

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Luke: “Today being Thursday the 22nd of October, in the year of our Lord, 2015.”

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Luke: “Unscripted, but at one time scripted, but now long forgotten, podcasting.”

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Luke and Andrew: “How, rude. How, rude.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke called one of the TBTL sponsors “Matthew Popcorn”

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Luke and Andrew: “Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na… PASHMAN!”

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Luke and Andrew: “So… we’re calling you ‘Balls’ now? (Yeah.)”

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Luke, Andrew and Dan Pashman: “Use the promo code, ‘wrong’ (Right. Right.)”

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Clips From TBTL #1975: Andrew Walsh and Dan Pashman Edition

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Andrew: “Ah, this is going to be a bad joke.”

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Andrew: “All I want to do, right now, is press fast-forward and get to the ‘Muscle Hamster’ part of this conversation.”

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Andrew: “Bye Muscle Hamster”

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Andrew: “Err-ver”

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Andrew: Going from being called “Crenshaw” to “Balls”

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Andrew: “How, rude.”

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Andrew: “I am champing at the ‘Muscle Hamster’!”

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Andrew: “I am dying to talk about ‘Muscle Hamster’.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think you can do much better than ‘Beard Hamster’.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to even open this door, right now.”

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Andrew: “I just feel like you just go around starting fights.”

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Andrew: “I keep touching the screen, but Luke isn’t responding.”

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Andrew: “I’m just bragging now. I have a lot of friends and a lot of dinners.”

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Andrew: “It’s so good!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No can do, brotherino. Right.”

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Andrew: “So, smooth. So, smooth.”

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Andrew: “That’s a huge problem with this e-mail and I love you Richard, I think.”

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Andrew: Trying to imitate a weird instrumental song by Lick The Tins

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Andrew: “Umm, there’s a better word for kerfuffle. Umm, I couldn’t think of Peter Sagal’s name before, so I’m probably not gonna be able to think of a better word.”

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Andrew: “What?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Jar Jar takes up a lot of space right now… How, rude. How, rude.”

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Dan Pashman: “Bye Tapioca!”

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Dan Pashman: “Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na… PASHMAN!”

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Dan Pashman and Andrew: Andrew’s nickname will have to be “No Balls” if he orders bubble tea without tapioca balls

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Dan Pashman and Andrew: Dan Pashman had been (and probably will be called) “Uncy Pash”

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Dan Pashman and Andrew: Saying good-bye to each other

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Dan Pashman, Andrew and Luke: “The path to pilot success runs through TBTL. (Mmm-hmm) Thank you.”

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Dan Pashman and Luke: Dan Pashman has very few muscles, but a lot of hamsters

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