Day: February 1, 2016

Andrew: “Holy shit!!!”

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Andrew: “Let’s fill this theatre!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. What did I assume that?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I just want this weekend to be over!”

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Andrew: “Please stop saying ‘The Lotion Hose’.”

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Andrew: “Think about everything you know about me. Think about every boring God damn story I’ve told on this show. Do I sound like a type of guy whose gonna be engaging with a ninety year old neighbor to play Uno. Probably not! It’s a pure fantasy.”

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Andrew: “Uno is the loneliest number”

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Andrew: “Yes! Cuz, this is such an Andrew thing to do!”

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Andrew and Luke: Drunk Uncle Mashed Up Proverbs

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Andrew and Luke: The Lotion Hose

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Luke: “Pod-dog, you here? That’s right, checking in.”

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Luke: “‘Stop Saying Words’ is a possible show title.”

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Luke: “The stats are coming from inside the house!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was in da club, or something. Sure you were, kiddo. Sure you were!”

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Luke and Andrew: More Mixed Proverbs

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Luke and Andrew: Not All Assistants Have to be Women

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Luke and Andrew: “Think about the irony of that. That you, you have to play Uno solo. Uno is the loneliest number, I’ve said a million times.”

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Andrew: “Every now and then, does your brain just stop and go ‘Holy shit! We’re doing this?’ Oh wait, hold on…”

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Andrew: “Free the WaWaMa Three!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha.”

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Andrew: “Hey wait, this went from a, this went from a joke of a bad idea to a… Waah! We’re doin’ it!”

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Andrew: “Holly Hunter is like running around, she’s like ‘We got permission! We got permission!’. She’s like screaming into your ear set or whatever.”

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Andrew: “I do that all the time, shit! I do that all the time!”

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Andrew: “I, I, I, I understand that.”

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Andrew: “I’m not one of those college types that’s gonna talk your ear off, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’m probably gonna be, I’m probably just gonna be a little bit giggly all throughout the show today.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Love it already!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! For the love of God, please get it right!”

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Andrew: Reading a #WCW tweet

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Andrew: “There are no virgins in foxholes”

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Andrew: “There are no virgins in foxholes, that’s what they taught me.”

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Andrew: “To me, it’s like very, that idea is so romantic, you know; like, I love that fucking idea.”

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Andrew: “Waah!”

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Andrew: “What!?!?”

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Andrew: “Whenever I even think about it, I get the giggles.”

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Andrew: “You know, I think you were able to do was, I think you were able to make some lemmings out of lemonade.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Could you give me (Oh, man!) the country of origin please.”

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Andrew and Luke: Glue Dew

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Andrew and Luke: Romantic REM Music

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Andrew and Luka: WaWaMa

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Luke: “And my name? My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host.”

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Luke: “Andrew Walshes are popping up all over the place.”

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Luke: Cackling

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Luke: “Can we please get our Kristens, Kirstens and Kirsties on the same G-D page.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Conspiracy theory!”

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Luke: “Dude, can you DM me. It’s not about anything weird, just us having some sex.”

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Luke: “Hello, I’m Doctor Nowarian [sic]“

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Luke: “I don’t know why today I’m being, what you do you call it, a decent human.”

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Luke: “I want a unified field theory of names that sound very similar.”

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Luke: “I’m just a ball of anxiety.”

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Luke: “It writes the press release for the thing it probably won’t do and it sends it out to the Internet, and it makes the podcast and other medias talk about it like it’s a real thing.”

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Luke: “Pod-dog”

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Luke: “Roll call!”

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Luke: “Roll call! Pod-dog? How’s it going on back there? Rudy the yellow lab is, as usual, supervising things here; and, (Perro) she finds everything satisfactory, which means we can move forward with this edition of the broadcast.”

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Luke: Singing “Billy Joel is playing in my house, my house!”

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Luke: “That glue dew that you do so well, Andrew.”

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Luke: “That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight, losing my virginity.”

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Luke: “That’s what I’m trying to say, you know what I mean?”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Billy Joel is playing in my house, my house!’ Why did I do that? I don’t know, Andrew. Just keep it going!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He was playing a, some kind of game called ‘Words Without Friends’. Cuz he doesn’t need them (Ohhhhhhh.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hold on, I have to let the… I have to release Rudy. You’re avoiding my rejoinder aren’t you? I don’t care, Luke. I’m doing it anyway! Who rele… Who released Rudy? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Now that’s interesting.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I went into a foxhole and a baby came out nine months later. There are no virgins in foxholes, that’s what they thought me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my gosh. Well, listen. Emily, Julia and Kristine, or as we like to call you the WaWaMa Three. By the way. Free the WaWaMa Three!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Once you go up the hand grenade ladder, you’re never going back. Wow. You climbed the hand grenade ladder, didn’t ya?”

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