Day: February 20, 2016

Andrew: “And I’m trying to be a little bit more Burbanky about it; where, you’re trying to be a little bit more Walshy about it, it sounds like.”

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Andrew: “Before I forget, I almost forgot and I don’t wanna forget.”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t know how to do this shit!”

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Andrew: “Google it!”

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Andrew: “Have I already bored you with this story on the show?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if… you do.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why, I’m acting weird.”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

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Andrew: “I’m always a sidekick!”

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Andrew: Laughing and Sighing

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.”

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Andrew: “No, no, no!”

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Andrew: Speaking in a Deputy Dog-like manner

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Andrew: Whispering “Oh, so good!”

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Andrew: “You can call me ‘El Walsho’ if you would like.”

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Andrew: “You can just tell me if I’m crazy. I guess I just want you to tell me that I’m crazy.”

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Andrew: “You must just grind your teeth when you’re talking to me sometimes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know if you know this, but the Monkees (not) actually monkeys.”

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Andrew and Luke: So You Want To Be A Millionaire and So I Married An Ax Millionaire

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hollywood Hodor El… El… Something?’ Walsh”

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Luke: “I’ll read you the ding-dang ingredients!”

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Luke: “That person did not miss their chance to blow.”

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Luke: “Those are all words that I just said in that order.”

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Luke: “You meddling son of a bitch.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everett in the front, party in the back.”

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Andrew: “Andrew, it was awful. Everything went wrong. The audience hated us. The guests weren’t good. The stools sucked!”

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Andrew: “Aww, crap!”

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Andrew: “Don’t! Why’d you have to make this not fun!”

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Andrew: “I’m so high!”

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Andrew: “Luke saw his shadow, we get six more weeks of using, of using ‘spoiler alert’ online.”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Tell me… everything. Tell me everything, Luke.”

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Andrew: “There are twos of us. Twos!”

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Andrew: “Yes! Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I guarantee you, you’ve seen too much of OIC ads. Oh, I see ’em. I see them all the time.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a story to tell. Okay. Do you want to hear how crazy I am? This is how crazy I am.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You sound exasperated, I know you’ve had a rough morning. Tell me everything. I sound exasperated?!?”

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Luke: “And the wooing starts right here, right now on this Friday… What in the heck fire am I talking about? Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL.”

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Luke: “And then it’s like Ned Ryerson is just there going, ‘That’s the most romantastic thing!'”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hollywood’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Are we at the end of the show yet?”

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Luke: “M Yahu”

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Luke: Saying “Hey! If you could just be a lamb and slip that lotion in that ol’ basket… Bing!” as Ned Ryerson

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Luke: “Somebody’s got the munchies!”

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Luke: “There are dozens of us. Dozens!”

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Luke: “Well, here’s the question. You wanna go after the sacred cow.”

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Luke: “What in the heck fire am I talking about?”

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Luke: “Yas!”

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Luke: “Yeah!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I could kind of see it being, I could kine of see it being fun. Oh, ho, ho! This whole time, I thought it was kind!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m so high dude! Oh, man! Look at my hand.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m too blessed to be stressed, okay? That is true!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s toke a, let’s toke a bong, man! Let’s rip a toke. Let’s rip a reefer mah dude!”

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Luke and Andrew: Of stools and the other kind of stools

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, duh, Andrew! Come on. Bruh. Bruh! What, what’s up bruh? Bruh. Wha? Broheme!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “She’s So High” and having fun with weed-related phrases

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Luke and Andrew: “Ya-huuuuuu! I know!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You are considering not leaving 24 Hour Fitness, (Yes!) because when you inevitably come back (Yes!!!) you have to re-go through the up-sale procedure. Yes! And getting mad about it! And getting angry about it! That’s how my brain works.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what they say when you make assumptions, Andrew. Sometimes you’re right, and sometimes you’re not.”

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Luke and Matisyahu: Beatboxing on Live Wire

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