April 3, 2016 – Marsupial Gurgle

Luke and Andrew: “Swearing alert. Okay, everybody? Yep. I’m about to say a swear word. I’m taking off my headphones. Fuckboy. That’s trending right now. Is it over? Can I put my headphones back on? Yep. Okay, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You got woke my friend. Ah, you in New Hampshire now!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2088

April 3, 2016 April 3, 2016

Andrew: Andrew doesn’t give a shit if he sounds like an old man

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Andrew: “Are you kidding me man? I love driving when I’m high! It’s just like, it’s just like, riding that magic carpet.”

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Andrew: “Because, that’s how insane people, like me, see the world.”

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Andrew: “Could you stop Swedesplaining this to me, please?”

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Andrew: “Hey, man, wanna, wanna roll a doobie?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I don’t think I’m touching it. I don’t think I’m messing with it.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Where the weed is, is legal… and the… I’m out.”

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Andrew: “Yeah… Impregnate all the girls!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve never been able to do a magic eye. Really? Yeah, my eyes are all jacked up.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is this one of those situations where, no matter what happens here, I have to laugh, right? Mmm-hmm, yes. Okay. It is one, it’s exactly one of those situations.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just what the hell is going on with the youth of America? This is exactly what I’m trying to figure out, Walsh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’! ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’, I just thought of it (Yes), Andrew. Edit to that point, will ya? You’re leaving all of this in as proof. I am not, I’m gonna edit, I’m gonna edit! Um, I don’t know. I might leave it in.”

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Luke: “All you do is spin around. It’s all you dos is get dizzy.”

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Luke: “Bridge… Over Troubled Podcast”

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Luke: “I missed my flight a few weeks ago, because I’m a dingus.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Often say a photo is worth a thousand words, this photo is worth a millions words. And, we’ll lay down at least nine-hundred thousand of them on this here Thursday edition of the show.”

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Luke: “So, uh, we, we sexted a little bit last night.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Jeremiah was an Uber driver!” and Andrew saying “Oh, no.”

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Luke and Andrew: “No, he would say ‘Knock the horns off, wipe its butt and send it up.’ Eww, so gross!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, you’re Team Piper. Oh, yeah! I thought we made that clear. Hmm… okay. Interesting. Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is my happening, and I’m freaking out! This is your happening, and I’m freaking out.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Trucks, trucks, and more trucks! Tell ’em The Bone sent ya!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2087

April 3, 2016 April 3, 2016

Andrew: “Anyway…. ignore that.”

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Andrew: Barbershops make Andrew nervous

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Andrew: “Barbershops make me nervous”

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Andrew: “Can I, I, we need, we really need to move on; but, I am going to backtrack so far here, that’s gonna make your head spin.”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Jesus.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Notice me Largent, notice me!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Really?”

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Andrew: “That has got me embarrassed.”

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Andrew: Whispering: “Oh my God, this guy.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you still have that ‘I’m embarrassed’ drop handy, because I’m embarrassed. ‘This is embarrassing!’ That one? That’s the one.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Confidence (Yeah) By The Foot, gotcha.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, what is that one person can wear that and be like ‘This is my style, I own it.’ And then, I go, like, ‘This is my style, I own it. Oww! That hurt.’ Right. Ohhh.”

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Luke: “And, scene.”

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Luke: “At the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center”

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Luke: “Fuck you!!!”

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Luke: “‘God damn, this is Sunkist!’ and they would call their congressperson.”

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Luke: “I can also observe her just leaving some giant, steaming Pod-dog piles.”

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Luke: “I just watched a teenager sneak out of the house!”

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Luke: “I know you like, I know you like.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh my God, like crazy!”

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Luke: “Oh, man!”

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Luke: “Screw you all!!! You’re all corrupt. You make me sick!”

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Luke: “That’s the irony! That’s the irony.”

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Luke: “Welcome to my world.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A new way of living, that I become aware of today, I’m very excited, thanks to Golf Digest Magazine… God, you’re old.”

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Luke and Andrew: “House of Mouse Prexy Ankles Cheese Project. It’s always House of Mouse, it’s always House of Mouse.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I barely have time for you, and I’m a loser! I know, you sent me something with notes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve, I know what I have done is, I have shamelessly used my wife has a human ordering shield. Oh, no. Really?”

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Luke and Andrew: Role-playing IHOP breakfast scene

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Luke and Andrew: Role-playing Luke ordering a steak at a steakhouse

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Luke and Andrew: “The toast now arrives black and scary, just the way I like. And, probably, with a giant loogie on it, ya asshole. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, let’s just, let’s, let’s take the rhetoric down. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Time is currency. Jesus.”

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Luke ad Andrew: “Time is currency. Right. Oh my God, this guy.”

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Audio Clips

TBTL Jingles by Momma’s Boys Quartet

April 3, 2016 August 16, 2020

Back on the February 17, 2009, during the 2nd hour of the show, the gang had Momma’s Boys Quartet record a series of jingles for TBTL; including, the one that is now played as part of the intro to kick off Ben Lee’s “Catch My Disease”. That version was taken from their second take.

TBTL Jingle Take 1