Clips From TBTL #2124

Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman left a voicemail message for the guys

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Andrew: “Because, God only gave you one set of eyeballs, my friends. Don’t destroy them.”

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Andrew: “But, that is not part of my childhood. That is not part of my childhood!”

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Andrew: “I’m a lawyer!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m happy to be a literalist when it comes to using figuratively.”

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Andrew: Imitating the sound made when Spotify opens

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mmm–Blaaaaah-what!?!”

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Andrew: “Now you’re talking my language.”

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Andrew: “Ohhh”

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Andrew: “Snake and Turbo’s Drive Time Snack and Chat”

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Andrew: “This is a new song I’ve been working on.”

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Carey Burbank: Describing the look on Luke’s face while on a whirly ride

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Luke: “Awwwww”

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Luke: “But, I also don’t watch the news because I’m a kid.”

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Luke: “‘Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg’ I would pay money to see the Stu-bot whip a nae-nae.”

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Luke: “Do you want to go faster?”

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Luke: “It’s like you’re trying to sell a bone density machine.”

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Luke: “Like, I got this cabin full of fartin’ 13 year olds, or whatever.”

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Luke: Singing “Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg”

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Luke: “We have to start calling you Yay-Z”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then on Sunday, there is a run called the, the ‘Rhody Run’ that I’m gonna do. Is that why it’s called ‘Roady’? Because of the run? Uh, no… rhododendron. Ohhh…”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew stopped doing TBTL image searches

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Luke and Andrew: Luke and the Seagulls

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has Segull-sthesia

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Luke and Andrew: “Right, you’re describing Amelia Bedelia. Mmm–Blaaaaah-what!?!”

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Steve Neuman: “Again Andrew, I’m, I’m, I’m not fucking around with the newsletter. Please, just, get it done. Please?”

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Clips From TBTL #2123

Andrew: “And I open my mic to say, ‘Hey Luke, don’t worry about it. Just bail, buddy.'”

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Andrew: “By the way, I just looked at the clock. I can’t believe we’re almost an hour into this, we need to figure this shit out.”

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Andrew: “F this”

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Andrew: Forced Laughter

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Andrew: “I don’t… I don’t even have an Oakland booty.”

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Andrew: “I hate pears.”

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Andrew: “I say, it was a weird day for me.”

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Andrew: “I want you to know, I don’t, I don’t think you have tiny minds.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like I can’t dick around for eight and a half minutes just being like, ‘Huh, who are you, huh? Huh, what’s your deal, huh?'”

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Andrew: Mumbling

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Andrew: “Oh God, this is two days old?!?”

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Andrew: “That was his first name.”

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Andrew: “We live in a society!”

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Andrew: “What were you, what were you gonna say?”

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Andrew: “You’re just another loser in their loserverse.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doesn’t recall mini-golfing with Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “But, you’re always, you’re always coming back. Back at it again with the white jokes. Yes, that’s right.”

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Andrew and Luke: Les Schwab

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Andrew and Luke: Pretending or not pretending on the show

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, plausible deniability is the way (Sure) I get through Edmonds.”

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Luke: “Alright, we have no choice… but to, to blow some tiny minds with our tiny voices.”

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Luke: Auspicious start to the show

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Luke: “I consider it ‘Good Cop, Bad Drop’… where I just literally don’t even have my computer plugged in at the top of the show.”

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Luke: “My friend. My dude.”

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Luke: “My wife said, ‘Hey, you’re, you… jumping on the stage is apparently a bit hit on Facebook.'”

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Luke: “Of course, Linh Pham, our Super Pham, was there.”

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Luke: Playing clip of a computer voice saying “Have you ever listened carefully to the show. This is how I talk.”

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Luke: “See, now this is Hot Talk!”

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Luke: “Someone should videotape this on their phone; because, if I eat shit, this would be a funny thing for YouTube.”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And he said, ‘Been doing interviews on it for two days.’ Oh God, this is two days old?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “He needs to change his name to Paul McCartney’s Kid McCartney. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve assumed that the listeners have tiny minds. Oh, that’s the diff–Ooh. Is this the good cop, bad cop part of the show? (Yes) This is some, this is where we have some real fun.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “The Walsh needs an enema.” and Andrew reacting

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Luke and Andrew: No time for Top Story, straight to e-mails

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Luke and Andrew: Sour Diesel

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Luke and Andrew: “Working on your night cheese. Will be working on my night cheese.”

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