Clips From TBTL #2134

Andrew: “Can I ask you a hypothetical?”

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Andrew: “Dr. Daytime Emmy Winner Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Everything is by a committee of scared people, basically.”

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Andrew: Having a wee bit of trouble saying the world “condescension”

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Andrew: “I just want to be his friend!”

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Andrew: “I need a new scooter! Do you see?”

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Andrew: “I wanna, I wanna do that.”

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Andrew: “I wish I could just be a normal guy.”

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Andrew: “I’m just been getting my scooter on, Luke.”

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Andrew: “It’s such a meme!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No! No! No! No! No!”

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Andrew: “Okay, you know what? Get out of the car.”

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Andrew: “One old lady in Missoula writes in and says, ‘I don’t get the Jerry Seinfeld’ and they pull the whole fucking campaign.”

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Andrew: “Terms and conditions apply. I always want to say that.”

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Andrew: “They need to own it.”

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Andrew: “tronc!”

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Andrew: “tronc!” #2

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Andrew: “tronc!” #3

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Andrew: “tronc! tronc!”

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Andrew: “We bought our tickets and we took the ride.”

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Andrew and Luke: Genevieve quote/unquote loves Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: “I wish I could just be a normal guy. Oh, Andrew.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s lean in, put pins in things (Yep), and circle back.”

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Luke: “After I pay for food, after I brush that dog off every morning to get the fur off her, after I lay my life down for her, I’m just chopped liver. Just chopped liver, here doing the podcart.”

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Luke: “And, we’re very shmoopy. I’ll just let people into our world, I hope she’s not embarrassed by this.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Go Browns’ Walsh”

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Luke: “As Dave Niehaus called it, ‘Grand Salami Time. Get out the rye bread and the mustard, Grandmama.'”

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Luke: “Hey, my dude.”

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Luke: “It’s like he has a yellow shadow named Rudy.”

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Luke: “Oh my God, Kyle Mooney, I’m such a fan!”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Thank god I said, ‘WWW’.”

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Luke: “tronc”

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Luke: “tronc!”

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Luke: “Well, spoiler alert… it ain’t muscles.”

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Luke: “What the bleep”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you been following this tronc thing, (Yes!) Andrew? (Yes!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I done gave up and went for a swim. Have they ever been swimming laps. Three exclamation points. Okay, I’m having trouble figuring where things go from the literal to the figurative.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I want to be judge, Judy and executioner. Oh, write it down! Oh, that’s good!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, yes. (Yeah) Message received!”

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Luke and Andrew: Shit-shat and endearing to the remaining listener of the show

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The Drop: “Andrew, I know you’re busy and you do a great job producing TBTL; but, I miss the Easter Eggs you used to include at the end of each episode. Signed, The Drop.”

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TBTL-a-thon Week 2016 Kicks Off!

It’s that time of year again, TBTL-a-Thon week has kicked off! There are two new TBTL items available for this year’s TBTL-a-thon includes a slick TBTL water bottle and a sweet TBTL lunch box; and, if you would like to be a dazzling donor, you can pick up both! For those looking for a TBTL mug, it is still available at the $5/month level.

Click on this link to go to Infinite Guest’s TBTL-a-thon donation page!

Without TBTL, there wouldn’t be much of a Marsupial Gurgle page.

Clips From TBTL #2133

Andrew: “Daytime Emmy Winning Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Daytime Rasta Banana Winning Luke Burbank here”

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Andrew: “Fast food? Here we go!”

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Andrew: “I told you, I don’t compete.”

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Andrew: “I’m the dishwasher around here, I don’t need competition from that damn robot.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh my God. What? No more drinking before TBTL.”

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Andrew: “Oh no, it’s coming back! Oh-everybody’s like, ‘Oh no!'”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “There’s just no way I’m gonna make this; but, if I don’t win that banana, I’m sleeping on the boat tonight. Like, how, how did I get here?”

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Andrew: “You’re the world’s best chuffenator.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is having a laugh

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Luke: “Banner, banner Blursday”

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Luke: Doing an impression of Bill Clinton mis-remembering a scene from Pulp Fiction

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Luke: Doing an impression that veered into one of John Travolta

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Luke: “Excuse me America, do you mind?”

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Luke: “Hip-ha-cracy”

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Luke: “I’ll be chuffing it up on the put-put course.”

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Luke: “In the words of Gary Busey, ‘Why not!!?'”

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Luke: “It came down wet!”

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Luke: Saying “Hello, can I speak to Lauren?” in a funny accent

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Luke: “This is hungover Luke now.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Clips From TBTL #2132: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: “Art!”

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Luke: “Because, this is great podcasting.”

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Luke: “But I am, obviously, I’m a rounding error on this thing.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Fuck art!”

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Luke: “Good morning, my dude.”

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Luke: “I am now officially a Daytime Emmy winner; and, I expect the respect, Andrew, that that title deserves. Thank you very much.”

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Luke: “I pop in, or as we like to say now, I dip in, say some inflammatory things about video games, and then I dip out. That’s, that’s what Burbank do.”

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Luke: “It’s like, we just need to take the humble out of brag.”

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Luke: “Just a little surprise falls into your lap. The universe just drops you a little, just a little blessing.”

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Luke: “Just grinding it out on a Hump Day.”

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Luke: “Just to gild that lily”

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Luke: “Like, Bugs Meany’s gang was called The Tigers, but they should have been called The Teabags; because, they were always in hot water.”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Oh, my god.”

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Luke: “Portland, Oregon, The Bay City”

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Luke: Saying “What we have here is a failure to communicate.” in a “Dixiecrat” accent

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Luke: “That’s, that’s what Burbank do.”

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Luke: “The numerology, the symbology, even the astrology”

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Luke: “Well, I, I, I’m, I’m, I’m into the system, I’ve hacked into the mainframe. And, the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: “What about changing my name, legally, to ‘Daytime Emmy Award Winning TM, Luke Burbank’?”

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Luke: “What, I kind of, sometimes, causes a hard eye roll, is the, the pretzel that people will twist themselves into. By the way, I may be in just such a pretzel here, in that I’m talking, trying to talk about it in a, ‘Yeah, whatever’ way; but now, twenty minutes later, we’re still talking about it.”

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Luke: “Yeah, whatever.”

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Luke: “You have got to be kidding me. This is bullshit.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A real Rube Goldburbank machine. Oh-ho-ho, thank you! I needed a show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew quipped about Luke’s ex-wife not wanting to spend the rest of her life with Luke

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Luke and Andrew: “At some point, I basically lost my nerve. Oh, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, me being an idiot, you know, I’m like, ‘Uh, I wanna see the US and the US must be the best at this.’ (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s hope that the dog doesn’t go for door #3. Right! Right! Which is, my dong. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was 0 for 4. What’s his name?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was ODB? That was Osirus? That was Dirt McGirt? That was Big Baby Jesus? Yes, now listen… I did not know that.”

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Clips From TBTL #2132: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And I’m not, I’m not just being, like, kind of a scaredy wiener here”

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Andrew: “Art!”

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Andrew: “Booyah!”

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Andrew: “But that’s not true.”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: “I, I say this, maybe giving ourselves too much credit, but it was the most TBTL thing I’ve ever heard.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, I ruined today’s show.”

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Andrew: “It’s a long podcast.”

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Andrew: “Just get me something. You know what I like! Just get me somethin’.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Okay.”

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Andrew: Saying “Okay, now that’s art! I can get behind that.” in an odd accent

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That was the worst imitation you could possibly imagine.”

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Andrew: “Well, being the real winner I am”

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Andrew: “What the hell is that guy’s name?”

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Andrew: “Whoa.”

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Andrew and Luke: Early Two-thousand Fortian

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Andrew and Luke: Little penises, penis water bottles and penis straws

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, just, the royal you. Mmm-hmm. Uh, whatever.”

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