Day: June 13, 2016

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2139

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Andrew: “And now, I’m watching your face; and, it almost looks like you surprised yourself with the end of that sentence.”

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Andrew: “But, like, at what point does your quote/unquote rescue dog become just start being your dog?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Really?”

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Andrew: “I almost watched you pull an Andrew; but, you pulled, you pulled the nose up on that Andrew train. Way to go.”

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Andrew: “I touched my computer and it stopped!”

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Andrew: “I was slurping it up like a true Burbank.”

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Andrew: “I’m caught in a time loop, I don’t know what I’m saying anymore.”

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Andrew: “Really!!?”

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Andrew: Slurping up pizza

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Andrew: “So God damn special!”

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Andrew: “They didn’t have my favorite Mariah Carey song!”

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Andrew: “You guys know my dogological clock is ticking.”

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Andrew: “You’ve had a dog for 16 years. It’s not a rescue dog, it’s just your fucking dog!”

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Andrew: “Your sandwich sucks!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night. Don’t start with me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was slurping it up like a true Burbank. I want to be mad about that, but it’s pretty accurate.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m stalling here because: number one, I’m gonna sound like a dorkwad; and, number two, it’s a… Do you want some bitchin’ music so you won’t sound like such a dorkwad?”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: “It’s a mini-to-mini schnauzer. Oh! (Oh!)”

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Andrew, Steve Neuman and Luke: Rescue Theon and Service Theon

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Andrew, Steve Neuman, Luke and Carey Burbank: The Funk of 40,000 Burbanks

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Luke: “And, we have the show title.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hey there, Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got to pull my wife into this; because, she is… Your what? My woif! Oh.”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Jesse Jones!” while Andrew is talking

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Luke and Andrew: “So, if you’ve been waiting ’til Friday for the eagle to shit; and now, you got a little scratch, you got a little skrilla. Is that a thing? Yeah, the eagle shits on Friday, you get paid on Friday.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was me, by the way. Okay, I was wondering. I kind of Foobled the end of that. I touched my computer and it stopped. And then, I was like ‘How did I do that?'”

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Steve Neuman: “Minor, regional, Internet presence”

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Steve Neuman: “Volcanic farts”

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Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: “No mountain too tall and good luck to all. Yeah, we got this.”

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Steve Neuman, Luke and Andrew: “Talk to the scale, because the Heggies ain’t listening. And, we have the show title. That’s it, write that down. Lock it in. Are we good here? Yep.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2138: Luke Burbank and Steve Neuman Edition

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Luke: “Amy Wielunski, known for her drawings of tall ships.”

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Luke: “Boredified”

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Luke: “But, some people are cheating when it comes to building their beef castle.”

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Luke: “Hempler’s”

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Luke: “Hot mic”

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Luke: “Huh?”

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Luke: “I don’t know you, but I need you to hear this mixtape that my friend Andrew made.”

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Luke: “I will club a seal to make a deal!”

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Luke: “I won’t be undersold!”

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Luke: “King and Bunny!”

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Luke: Recreating what it’s like to have a phone conversation through a car’s hands-free system

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Luke: Singing the “If you wanna get a deal, go see Cal. If you wanna get a deal, go see Cal!” jingle

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Luke: “That was, as Andrew, as you would like to say, that was me kidding on the square.”

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Luke: “That whole joke was basically, like, ‘I’m gay!'”

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Luke: “Wait a second, wait a second. Hold on.”

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Luke: “When I pulled up to the In-N-Out drive-thru at LAX and I was listening to TBTL. That’s not, that’s a bridge too far, my friend.”

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Luke: “Ya turkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me dab while I drop some deuts on you. They’re worn by men… Dazzling Deuts? Dazzling Deuts!!! And, we have the show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, whatever. You’re still mad that I refer to you as the poor man’s John Moe. You got to get over that! Why, why do you let that bother you so much, partner?”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “A man grows up in St. Cloud, Minnesota, he learns a few things about pronouncing… Did you actually grow up in St. Cloud? No, I grew up in Hector, Minnesota. Oh, yeah. A guy grows up in Hector, Minnesota, he learns a thing or two about last names like Wielunski.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “If we’re known for one thing on this show, it’s just our fast facts. It’s that we get to the point, quick to the point, the point, no fakin’. Cookin’ MCs like a pound of bacon.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Shul’s back for summer. Shul’s back forever. That was… not good.”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: Donating at the thousand dollar level

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Steve Neuman: “And Amy, clearly, spent enormous amounts of too much time, which would have been five minutes; but, still, too much time.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hello, boys. How are you?”

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Steve Neuman: “Just an ocean of funk”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, shit. What are we doing here?”

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Steve Neuman: “Ooh!”

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Steve Neuman: “Piper, Luke’s enemy”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “I was gonna quickly sharpshoot Andrew and say, it’s only ten dollars a month for a water bottle. I’m sorry. Geez! Thank you, Stu. No problem.”

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Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: Minnehaha is not a big laugh

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “You’re the lead dog, so the scenery is changing all the time! And… scene.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2138: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Crazy Lukie”

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Andrew: Grumbling and mumbling

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna shit talk my own work”

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Andrew: “I wish my great-grandmother, my babci, were still alive so I could send her that picture; and, she would say to me, ‘Eat, honey, eat!’ That’s what she used to say when she felt like we weren’t eating enough food.”

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Andrew: “I’m Robert Smith!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. Geez!”

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Andrew: “If I’m with somebody, you keep movin’!”

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Andrew: “It’s not appropriate for TBTL.”

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Andrew: “Look at me! I’m being a little Sean DeTore over here; just, pushing all the buttons and the faders.”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. What if Luke and Carey are on the same floor as me.”

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Andrew: “The pledge drive is the membership drive of the middle week.”

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Andrew: “This is stealing your story and turning it into mine”

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Andrew: “This time I just walk by him and was like, ‘Well, that was polite!’ But, I was kind of, just like, probably looking at my shoes when I said that. It probably sounded like [grumbling and mumbling].”

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Andrew: “We’re killin’ it.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing to Luke saying a funny

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Andrew and Luke: Crazy Lukie’s Lunchbox Emporium

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Andrew and Luke: “Dazzling Deuts? Dazzling Deuts!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I could have done something better there. (No, I, I respect) No, I could’ve done something better. I respect your bravery. I interrupted you for a failed joke. That’s a… Agh, I hate that!”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: “I was really embarrassed last night, Luke… Does not sound like you. No.”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: Rickommending

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “But, that’s not, I mean, that’s not a ringing endorsement. No, it’s not!”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Medeski Martin & Won’t

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “That’s why they call you ‘Crazy Luke’, it’s because you’re crazy! Steve Nelson thinks they’re nuts!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2137: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: Exhales

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Luke: “I just don’t want to even explain what a Bellingham is.”

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Luke: “I know, I know, I know”

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Luke: “It’s weird, because the Dreamcatcher segment is both a carrot and a stick.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Operation: Fish For Compliment. Complete success.”

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Luke: Reading from an article “And while we ethically don’t approve, viral media is impossible for us to regulate. Welcome to the jungle.”

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Luke: Reading from an e-mail “My eldest has some Burbankian traits and my youngest has more of a Walsh bent.”

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Luke: “Take me down to the Donut City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.”

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Luke: “That’s pretty bitchin'”

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Luke: “This is so good!”

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Luke: “Ungh-D-D-D-D.J. Hodor.”

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Luke: “What are you talking about, dude!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I bet your kids are going to be great. Yeah, especially the Walsh one. He may need some help. He, I mean, I would watch that one. I would watch… Just keep an eye on that one. I think the Burbanky one will be, will be cool. He will be real cool.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think Hodor is doable. What does that make me, Bran? I’m not carrying your ass around! Nice try.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m like Sarah Palin, I can see Juárez from my hotel room, isn’t that crazy? Sarah doesn’t see Juárez.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Part thought experiment, part Jeff Foxworthy. You know you’re a Ten if? Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: There will and shall be LARPing

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Clips From TBTL #2137: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “All snark aside, for a moment.”

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Andrew: “Are we the Game of Thrones of podcasting? I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “Are you serious, you guys are, like, has-beens!”

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Andrew: “But, slashfic. That word, it doesn’t mean what you think it means.”

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Andrew: “But, the show must go on. So… sometimes. When you’re Axl Rose.”

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Andrew: “Don’t even get me started.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “No”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Okay”

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Andrew: “Dress ’em up”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke. As the Hodor of podcasting, things do not end well for me, do they?”

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Andrew: “Holdoor!”

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Andrew: “How rude.”

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Andrew: “I started talking about hot dogs and whether or not I might buy one; but, probably not, depending if the lady is still there.”

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Andrew: “I’m good at stealing other people’s shit.”

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Andrew: “It was like seven minutes in hell.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I get it”

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Andrew: “Music belongs to everybody!”

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Andrew: “Notice me Senpai!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m in airplane mode.”

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Andrew: “This is very PC Andrew.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I still don’t know what I’m doing yet. Don’t worry, Stu. None of us do.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say a word: Notice. Me Senpai.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is a version of fan fiction that, I believe, heavily relies on sexual situations. That’s what I’m talking about. Oh! My mis–You know what? There I go, interrupting you again and making a fool of myself.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke thinks Andrew is just trying to get more Twitter followers

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