Day: July 29, 2016

Andrew: “About a boo-boo that I made”

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Andrew: “El, El Nelson”

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Andrew: “Hand on the podcast, you, you have no more information on this than you’re not sharing”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… how the fuck did I piss you off?”

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Andrew: “I got big plans for ya!”

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Andrew: “I hate you Frizzell!”

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Andrew: “I hate you Frizzell! I never asked to be born!”

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Andrew: “I never asked to be born!”

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Andrew: “I’m nervous, I’m nervous, I’m nervous!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “No, no, no. Are you kidding me? Laughing at your own tweets, that’s classic Burbank.”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho! Zing. There it is.”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “People ask me why I wear the bowtie.”

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Andrew: Saying “Jon Blakely” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “The” and starts laughing

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Andrew: “Somebody did something to me on Twitter yesterday.”

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Andrew: “What the hell is the appeal of this?”

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Andrew: “You give me nine seconds, I’ll give you the world… Luke.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I hate you, Frizzell! I never asked to be born!” in context

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you have your, um, THRIVE meeting with him yesterday, by any chance? Are you shitting me?”

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Luke: “A small part of the crowd was so friggin’ jacked up on Bernie juice.”

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Luke: “A supreme mensch”

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Luke: “And, uh, the coffa… The coffa?”

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Luke: “Andrew, you’re being ridiculous.”

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Luke: “Are you shitting me?”

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Luke: “Aww, shit.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Houston, we have a boner.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “She couldn’t fit Emerson Fittipaldi in”

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Luke: Singing “I just want to be your Teddy Graham”

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Luke: “So. Much. Pressure!”

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Luke: “So… Yay!”

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Luke: “Welcome to the TBTL Morning Zoo from the Hotel Lucia in Portland, Oregon, the Bay City.”

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Luke: “Welcome to the TBTL Morning Zoo!”

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Luke: “Welcome to the TBTL Morning Zoo! Coming at’cha from the Hotel Lucia!”

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Luke: “Who’s, who’s down at the sticker stop right now? Who’s manning the sticker stop!!?”

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Luke: “WWDRD”

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Luke and Andrew: “I remember when my dad was porking my teacher. It was a different time, the 80s. I’m sorry, Asia.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “It’s a potluck affair. It’s a potluck affair.” while Andrew is talking

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Andrew: “And then I became a man.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Whoa”

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Andrew: “Hate it.”

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Andrew: “Man, ‘Baby, baby'”

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Andrew: “Now, I just sound like I’m just being a jerk to my dad.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah.”

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Andrew: Singing “Today is the greatest… day”

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Andrew: “Target! Target! Hey, um.”

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Andrew: “Well, gee!”

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Andrew: “YouTube clickholes”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew explains his hate for the name “Massage Envy”

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Andrew and Luke: Grove, Groof and Grofe

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Luke: “By the way, I, I receive no compensation from Avis; but, I wouldn’t turn it down!”

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Luke: “Ehh, fuck it.”

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Luke: “For the one perc–the one percent. It sticks in my throat, Andrew, because it’s such a travesty what they’ve done to Bernie Sanders!”

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Luke: Forgot to pack underwear and socks, buying turkey deli meat and No Fly List

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Luke: “I don’t want to tell you what to talk about on your show; but, you need to talk about this on your show.”

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Luke: “I really consider him the Shaggy 2 Dope to my Violent J”

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Luke: “I think bell bottoms are stupid looking. Did I wear bell bottoms? Yes.”

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Luke: “I totally, I totally get the appeal of this whip.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Old man doesn’t need to yell at cloud, not today; but…”

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Luke: “Ooh, bop bop”

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Luke: “Peddler’s Village Episode IV: A New Hope”

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Luke: “The Hodor of podcasting”

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Luke: “The only good rental car counter is a dead rental car counter.”

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Luke: “There’s a Sport Clip next to the Which Wich. You’ve got Sport Clips in my Which Wich!”

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Luke: “They water the ground somewhere and a Qdoba pops up.”

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Luke: “This is New-Merica out here.”

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Luke: “Truly was a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL.”

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Luke: “Whoop, whoop”

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Luke: “You coulda shit your pants and it woulda never come out the bottom of the pant leg; and, maybe, and maybe that’s how it started.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I like the idea of Omar from ‘The Wire’ listening to ‘Baby, Baby’. ‘Oh, indeed! I’m taken with the notion'”

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Luke and Andrew: “I understand why a (Yes!) young Walsh was digging that van life.”

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Luke and Andrew: “My red blood runs true blue, cuz every heart beat (Yes!) belongs to you. Yes! Let’s go out with that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay, the SuperTarget is next to a Sports Authority, which is connected to the hand bone, which is connected to the thigh bone, which is (Ha-ha!) connected to the Petco.”

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Luke and Andrew: Putting the sugar on the shelf or hiding under light under a flannel

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Luke and Andrew: Reason and Riesling to Celebrate

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “A massage” at the same time

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Luke and Andrew: “We can, uh, unbutton our top button and just, kind of, let the show’s flab hang over. Just, really, just let it stretch out. Yeah, so, now I don’t wanna do it all anymore.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What do you call that, an acronym? Oh, g–I wouldn’t know.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what they did man, they paved paradise and put up a parking garage. Yes, that’s exactly what happened. Ooh, bop bop.”

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Andrew: “Aaagh!”

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Andrew: “Also, who the hell probably even noticed, right?”

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Andrew: Andrew doesn’t have an Apple

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh!”

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Andrew: “How do you remember that?”

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Andrew: “I can hear the, the sound of a thousand people screaming into their phones”

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Andrew: “I dunno. I’m a weirdo.”

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Andrew: “I’ve gained some weight since I bought that baby.”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: “Oh, do you need a hand? Here, let me help…”

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Andrew: “Tell ’em The Bone sent me!”

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Andrew: “That was last year. Nobody write that down, that was last year.”

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Andrew: “This sounds pretty ridiculously stupid; but, I still want to try it.”

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Andrew: “Whoa.”

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Andrew: “Why is that guy still Zillowing this place?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew said “Twitter” in a funny manner during a CSM promo

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Andrew and Luke: Daytime Emmynski

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Andrew and Luke: “How was your weekend, long bombs away? Long bombs away, Luke? Oh, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s not a Duva. [sic] Ohh, (Sorry) and the quarterback is toast! That’s… the show title. Sorry, ‘Back of the Google Doc’ and ‘I don’t have a Apple’. It’s not a Duma.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I’m sorry, I zoned out there for a while. No problemo.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, I’ve only seen episode one, so don’t spoil it; but, um, episode one, did we already talk about (Ned Stark dies) this on the show a little bit? Damn it! (in episode two) Goddamn it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Rutabaga, rutabaga, uh, Daytime Emmy Winner, rutabaga, rutabaga. Hubbub, hubbub, hubbub, hubbub. Did you ever hear that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “We gotta figure out Pokémon Go to the Polls, (God) am I right? (I’m telling ya)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? Let’s cancel the picnic. I can’t (Yeah) deal with this.”

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Luke: “Baegel, boggle, boogle, bagel”

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Luke: “Because, yesterday, I decided to get, possibly, the world’s worst sunburn on my torse; the madness that is my upper-torso.”

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Luke: “But, you know what? I’m not above a good Zillowing.”

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Luke: “Can I, can I say something that is probably going to arouse the ire of our, of our listeners in Seattle who are sport people: I don’t fucking care about the Hall of Fame.”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: High pitched “I know!”

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Luke: “Speaking of… times where people will not be thinking of us as much as we think they’re thinking of us”

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Luke: “The Clinton campaign has released a ‘mo-Bill’ game, or ‘mo-bile’ game if you’re in the UK.”

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Luke: “Uh-oh, here comes Wait–Mr. Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me! I mean, not exactly that; but, in some part of my brain, I think I thought…”

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Luke: “Walsh, dude, when you’re hot, you’re hot!”

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Luke: “We good. We coo’.”

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Luke and Andrew: Bad accent-apalooza “It’s not a Duma. It’s not a Duma. It’s not a Duma. Get down, there’s no time! …farmer’s field”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke was feeling a kind of embarrassment where he wanted to lash out

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Luke and Andrew: Luke Zillowing himself

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. Long bombs away.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Pranks, pranks and more pranks!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “You guys, just want to apologize to everybody, that you can’t get a drink… because I drank it all (There’s no booze anywhere!)” as if they were completely drunk

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Luke and Andrew: “So, The Bone sent me over to his locker to wait for him. Nice.”

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