Clips From TBTL #2174

Andrew: “He and I… We should just start a sexy man puttering business!”

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Andrew: “I need a, we need a boss in here so bad. Jonathan!!!”

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Andrew: “Jonathan!!!”

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Andrew: Saying “One I pop, I can’t stop” and laughing

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Andrew: “The Savory Sixteen”

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Andrew: “You kidz, the vidz!”

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Andrew: “You call that a pushup?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do I have any wiggle room, do I have any wiggle room here? No.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, Luke. I just thought of something, like this moment. Alright.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I always want my last bite (Right) to be sausage.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s package grabbing time! It’s package hearing time! What would that sound like?”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “I’m going hungry. I’n going hungry. Yeah!” and saying “God, we are so good!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What are you wearing, Luke? A sunburn and a smile. Oh, f… I need a, we need a boss in here so bad. Jonathan!!!”

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Luke: “Because, you know, our bodies are a, are a wonderland; to also quote Creed. Umm, uh, and… I just wanted to see if I could get the listeners riled up there.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Dude, this is the Outback Steakhouse of podcasting. The world’s just right.”

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Luke: “I don’t want to be, um, I don’t want to be… turding up the punch bowl.”

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Luke: “I saw it in a theater. I used to be a much better person.”

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Luke: “I wanted to see, some, some, some bait and tackle by the end of that night!”

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Luke: Lightly Chuckling

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Luke: Luke didn’t get to see the promised bait and tackle

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank, your host, coming to you today from the Mandarin Oriental. Am I allowed to say that? Is that the proper nomenclature? I don’t know, it’s on the building.”

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Luke: “Temple of the Derp”

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Luke: “The Czar of the Telestrator!”

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Luke: “The Zara of the Telestrator!”

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Luke: “Welcome to Vegas, everybody!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A sunburn and a smile (Oh, f…)”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is asked what Luke is currently wearing

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Luke and Andrew: “Dear Dad, have you heard this hot track”

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Luke and Andrew: “I call it Lost Wages, Andrew. Because, because of the gambling?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s either in the bathroom or in the aisle, man! Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. Good stuff.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s package grabbing time! (Ooh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has old man chest

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Luke and Andrew: Schindler’s Sausage

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “I don’t mind stealing bread from the mouth of decadence. I’m feeling hungry!”

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Clips From TBTL #2173

Andrew: Drawn out “Luke”

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Andrew: “Hmm. Running long? Question mark?”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna miss the shit out of him.”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Right”

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Andrew: “Now I’m back, baby!”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh! How old are you in that thing?”

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Andrew: “This is never gonna happen, this is never gonna happen. I let myself believe. Why did I let myself believe?”

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Andrew: “Wait, are you disrespecting my duplication investigation conversation?”

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Andrew: “Where’s my turd open?”

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Andrew: “Who, who shouted us out, what did they say, and did they sound angry.”

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Andrew: “You think that it’s tough to talk to you while you’re eating sausage; which, it is.”

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Andrew and Luke: HRCon and HurCon

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Luke: “And exactly what TBTL needs.”

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Luke: “And, it is like low-carb Christmas.”

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Luke: Asking Steve Nelson to approve two requests before it’s too late

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Double Duking”

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Luke: “Get out of my face!”

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Luke: “Hey, we should collaborate! Please hire me”

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Luke: “Hey, we should collaborate! Please hire me… and my friend in LA.”

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Luke: “I just want to suck up to the right person”

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Luke: “In typically TBTL fashion, let me ask you some self-serving questions…”

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Luke: “Is that wool? No. Fart blanket.”

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Luke: “Let me snoozle you with a sneetail real quick, Tens of listeners.”

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Luke: “Man, I love those, those Dukes. I love those Double Dukes.”

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Luke: “Mission accomplished”

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Luke: “My woif”

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Luke: “People say a lot of stuff; and, usually, they don’t know what they’re talking about.”

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Luke: “(Perro) Pod-dog has had a major upgrade, you guys, I gotta tell you guys. Pod-dog has now become Pool-dog.”

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Luke: Singing “Shorty”

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Luke: “Those are the kinds of things that keep me up at night, sadly; because, I don’t want to be delivering you a hot, piping bowl of word salad, like I just did there.”

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Luke: “Vaya con Dios”

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Luke and Andrew: Deuzzle and Snoozle

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Luke and Andrew: Ghost in the ipDTL Machine

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Luke and Andrew: “I picked a bad day to stop sniffing turd sound effects. Okay, (Didn’t really) let’s, let’s move on.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke imitating the choppy, ipDTL word salad

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Luke and Andrew: Noptimistic and Cautiously Noptimistic

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Luke and Andrew: “So, she’s only fourteen hearbeats away from being a Garrison Keillor. So, I think… that’s pretty good. Put that in your pipe and think about it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That sounds like the inside of your head when you have aphasia. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s the opposite of dazzling the listeners with the… I don’t know, but we’ve been doing it.”

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Luke and Steve Nelson: “Alright, enjoy baby daddy camp. Okay.”

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Luke, Steve Nelson and Andrew: “Like, are we pretty much screwed at this point, boss, with you gone? No, because the complaints still come here. So… So, we’re still on the radar? Yeah, (That’s good… that’s good) yeah. I, I think you guys are set.”

 

Steve Nelson: “Luke blew me off. I’m not gonna lie.”

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Steve Nelson and Andrew: Baby Daddy Camp

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