August 23, 2016 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Sorry, listeners. This is where you get mad at me. First of all, yes, I drink Bud Light. And, secondly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen ‘Stand By Me’.”

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Andrew: “We’ll be a bunch of crackers doing bangers.”

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Andrew: “Who’s your Polldaddy?”

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Luke: “And, we’re at that point in the relationship where anything about you that is surprising is mildly sexually arousing to me.”

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Luke: “But, then, of course, it got, you know, got pretty white, pretty fast.”

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Luke: “Can I, just… uh… like, tell you something that may… blow your mind?”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “He’s known for a lot of things. He’s known for his love of tacos, he’s known for being a real fireball, the Hodor of podcasting, and, also of course: He may be best known for his depictions of the tall ships, capturing their grace and power. Nobody captures their grace and power like Andrew ‘New Hampsire’ Walsh.”

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Luke: “It ain’t gonna get more reasonable in the next hour or so, my friends.”

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Luke: “It was the most tested our marriage has ever been. Or, at least, my commitment to our marriage; because, I wanted to watch the next episode so bad! But, I didn’t.”

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Luke: “Let’s see, Pod-dog… (Perro) I don’t know what Pod-dog’s up to today.”

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Luke: Pod-cat Update

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Luke: “There’s no way to say this without it sounding dirty: why aren’t we doing more Christmas banging?”

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Luke: “This is Johnny Bench for Krylon Spray Paint: No runs, no drops, no errors.”

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Luke: Whispering “I wanted to watch the next episode so bad!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t wait for it to be tonight, so I can… I can’t wait for it to be tonight. So, I can watch three more episodes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, it’s a (Right) zen… thing! It’s just a zen… thing!”

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The following Wife Swap clips of King Curtis, also known as the Bacon Kid, have been requested by Christy Wise of the Little Red Bandwagon podcart.

The clips come from the following video:

Update: I have pulled several additional clips from the above video and re-uploaded the original ones at a higher audio quality.

King Curtis: “And she’s bes sarcastic!”

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King Curtis: “Bacon is good for me!”

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King Curtis: “I am leaving, and you can’t stop me!”

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King Curtis: “I gotta tell you something. Bacon is good for me!”

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King Curtis: “Joy, I have been nice to you; but, now, I’m coming to the age.”

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King Curtis: “No, I keep losing at deals; and, I don’t wanna make a deal anymore! I am leaving, and you can’t stop me! And, I’m packing my bags.”

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King Curtis: ‘No, I keep lose, lose losing at deals; and, I don’t wanna make a deal anymore!”

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King Curtis: “No, I keep losing at deals; and, I don’t wanna make a deal anymore!”

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King Curtis: “No, I want my bacon!”

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King Curtis: “She thinks, out of the blue, she’s smart little girl, that she can do whatever she wants. No! That’s not how she can do it in our family. She’s not, like, she’s the queen and we’re the sorry people.”