Clips From TBTL #2200

Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, this is actually serious biz”

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Andrew: “No marm! No marm!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: Singing “Rollin’ out of bed”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna be in the audience. Don’t let that stress you out at all. Like, I’m sure… Mmm, that actually. No, that takes my stress away. Take my stress away”

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Andrew and Luke: “No marm! No marm! Narm. Narm! I just, I just narmed you, bro.”

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Andrew and Luke: “No. Union rules: No drops on a holiday, (That’s right) I believe.”

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Luke: “But, you know what? They ain’t payin’ us to be here today.”

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Luke: “I just narmed you, bro.”

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Luke: “My back is, uh, my back is giving me some trubs”

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Luke: “Oh, man. This goes out to all the coffee luvahs on a Labor Day. That’s right, get a good sip of that, of that java.”

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Luke: Singing “Take my stress away”

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Luke: “We don’t have time… Well, we do, but we don’t want to… get into it.”

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Luke: “We’re not even supposed to be here today!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And everything is going great. You believe that?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is in the lne of succession when it comes to Live Wire Radio hosting if Luke keels over

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Luke and Andrew: “Narm. Narm!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes, it sounds like we both just woke up on Labor Day; because, we both just woke up on Labor Day. (Mmm-hmm) You’re ears do not deceive you, friends.”

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Clips From TBTL #2199

Andrew: “But, I don’t like it up there.”

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Andrew: “Cranky Yankerton”

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Andrew: “I did not bring my iPad, by the way. There is no Hearthstoning going on here.”

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Andrew: “I need to… put on a, a smily face? I need to calm down a little bit. I’m not, I’m not all amped up; but, I gotta say, I’ve, I’ve got a lil, just a constant, low level of crankiness here.”

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Andrew: “I’m not a furry”

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Andrew: “I’ve been Amazon.com-ing it over here”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Me too!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit.”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit. Do we have kids?”

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Andrew: “Oh, you young beautiful people!”

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Andrew: “Permission granted, soldier.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s cuz you don’t get it, Old Man Walsh, Walsh-kins.”

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Andrew: “Young lady, I’ve been waiting here!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, shit. Do we have kids? Cuz, I have not been looking after them. Wait, I thought you had Macaulay Culkin!!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, then we go around the room, and then you open up the closet, the sliding closet door, that’s where the shitter is. What!?!”

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Luke: “#MascotLife”

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Luke: “A clam out of the Cuyahoga.”

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Luke: “An announcement that thrills, excites and slightly scares me”

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Luke: “H’yeah, get out of here!”

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Luke: “Not to brag”

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Luke: Saying “Young money” in a funny voice

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Luke: “Wait, I thought you had Macaulay Culkin!!?”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke: “What?!? Why?”

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Luke: “You already used up all your NegaBucks”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think about you a lot, Andrew. Thank you, Luke.”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York City!?! City!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s no place to put your anti-fungal cream and your hemorrhoid donut. Right!”

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Clips From TBTL #2198: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Aaaaahh!”

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Luke: “Bababooey!”

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Luke: “Gene Wilder, you’re needed out in the dog kennel. Gene Wilder, to the dog kennel please.”

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Luke: “Heidi!”

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Luke: “I always under-estimate how long this music is. Okay, now it’s done.”

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Luke: “If there’s any A that you’ve ever wanted to A… Y. Wait… U. If there’s a–If there’s a Q you’ve wanted to A… U. That work? Question you wanted to ask us.”

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Luke: “Inside to the power of inside”

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Luke: Making mouth trumpet sounds and singing “You’re not cool”

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Luke: “We also have everything related to Olive covered in weird Tupperware domes; because, Rudy likes to eat her food… and her poop.”

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Luke: “Well, isn’t this exciting?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, in fact, I was on a little podcast called ‘After These Messages’… Oh, I would say it’s a big podcast!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s just a stinking lovefest, Walsh. I know!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like the old saying, ‘What happens in Jen’s mouth, stays in Jen’s mouth.’ Let’s hope!”

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Luke and Jen: “Jen, I hear that you have taken to hiding people in your house. Well, it’s a passion of mine; but, no one has taken me up on it.”

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Luke and Jen: “That was a trick question, and you passed. Thank you.”

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Luke and Jen: “You kind of do take a worst-case scenario approach to (Yes) kind of summing up a room.”

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Luke and Sean: “Then, maybe Sean, if, if he eats that pink pill. I would be oppressed, depressed, suppressed. I don’t know.”

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Luke, Andrew and Jen: Granny Craw

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Luke, Andrew and Jen: “Yeah, but Andrew, those Jews aren’t gonna hide themselves. Oh no, it’s true. She’s got (You gotta, you gotta choose a path) important work to do. You gotta choose a path… It sounds weird out of context.”

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Luke, Sean and Andrew: “Is the person who mailed it actually here? Oh, is that Christy Wise? Oh, my goodness gracious. That’s the only Ten you have to worry about, man!”

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Luke, Sean and Andrew: Luke pulls a Riesling pun

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Luke, Sean and Jen: “By the way, you guys built this beautiful home. Does it have a name, is it called, like, Andrews’… Jew Hidin’ House. No. We’re all thinking it. I’m a Jew, I can say that. None of us were gonna say it. I’m not full Jew, I’m Jew-ish.”

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Luke, Sean, Jean and Andrew: “I started it! You did? You started poopy volleyball. He’s not only a member, he’s the founder. I’m also a client. Wow. (Wow)”

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Clips From TBTL #2198: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Explain yourself, animal!”

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Andrew: “Feta, Amy? You’re, you’re gonna make me fight for feta? Come on!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care that there are kids here, by the way.”

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Andrew: “I think that you’re in the pocket of Big Luke.”

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Andrew: “I was so ready to do this show about one hour and seventeen glasses of wine ago.”

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Andrew: “In the hole!!!”

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Andrew: “It was pretty good! It was probably the best moment in TBTL history too. Oh, well!”

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Andrew: “Laugh my ass off”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “No touching!”

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Andrew: “Nobody’s the Jen!”

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Andrew: “Oh, we got a tight race on our hands!”

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Andrew: Shocked “Oh-ho-ho!”

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Andrew: “That’s what Carrie would say!”

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Andrew: “This is a Pinot-damn-Noir”

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Andrew: “Wait, how many times!?! How many views does that have?!?”

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Andrew: “Would now be a good time to thank the person who left this little pill on my computer? If you could tell me if it’s an upper or a downer, or whatever; that would be helpful. Thank you.”

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Andrew: “Yeah. When Luke starts talking about poo, I just kind of crawl up into a ball under the desk and wait for it to end. That’s my approach.”

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Andrew and Jen: “Can I just interject one thing here? We really miss you. We need you! Thank you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I take a trumpet (Okay) over a sax.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mmm-kay. I’m gonna say… it has great legs. Easy, sleazy. It’s got great gams!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Remember that time I was confident? That was stupid. (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Sean: “Should Sean take this? Let me rephrase that… No. No, no… no.”

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Clips From TBTL #2198: Jen, Sean and Phyllis Edition

Jen: “And then, the trumpet just brings it home!”

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Jen: “At best, we’re the shopkeeper in The Shire that’s not on camera!”

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Jen: Laughing

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Jen: “‘I’m such a Carrie! I’m such a M…’ No, you’re not! You’re none of those people. You’re the guy who works at Steve’s bar. That’s who you are.”

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Jen: “Paul Giamatti is my everthing.”

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Jen: Singing “My momma don’t like you, she likes everyone.”

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Jen and Luke: “I have been waiting to hide an oppressed person (Yes) for a long time.”

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Jen and Luke: Jen singing a portion of “Love Yourself”

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Jen, Luke and Andrew: Jen’s childhood obsession of Anne Frank has manifested itself into wanting to have a place to hide someone

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You know, first, I want to know, does anyone take Bobo and Johnny in to go potty? Oh, come on! Just curious. Okay.”

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Sean: “And, sometimes, I go Donald Ducking with it and go pantsless.”

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Sean: “How the hell did you get my address!?!”

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Sean: “I would totally, I would totally tong kiss you, but I have a girlfriend.”

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Sean and Andrew: “Jen’s Jew Hidin’ House, come on down, everbody! How many Seans can you hide?”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “There’s no Riesling there wouldn’t be. You’re a real Sean-melier! Oh! Wow!”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “This is a 13.5 percent alcohol, and it is a Syrah. Aaaaagh! That was my other guess! That was my safety guess!”

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Clips From TBTL #2197

Andrew: “Are you familiar with the expression, ‘It’s better to ask (for) forgiveness than permission’? And, don’t answer that; cuz, I know you are. It’s, it’s more than an expression to you. I think it’s a, it’s a creed.”

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Andrew: “Did I download the wrong app?”

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Andrew: “Everything is gonna be nice and green, and, um, and verdant; which, is another word for green.”

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Andrew: “I dig it. Right, right, right.”

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Andrew: “I made one promise about today, and that’s that I’ll be playing jarts, indoor or out. It’s going to happen.”

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Andrew: “I’m stealing your dog.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a cute sound

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Andrew: “Oh, Seattle.”

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Andrew: “Rudy, are you a good dog? Rudy! Hey, Rudy! Are you a good dog?”

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Andrew: “Rudy, did you read the article?”

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Andrew: “That was a bad joke.”

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Andrew: “That’s infinity perfect sips!”

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Andrew: “The back back”

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Andrew: “This is honestly the cutest thing in the world. I can’t even do this with her head just sleepily laying there.”

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Andrew: “Yes, do not taunt the demigorgon [ph]

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks if Luke and Carey were going to stop the Windows Vista Museum

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Andrew and Luke: “Are bridges are really like old pairs of jeans? Is that how it works? Yeah, you’re not supposed to wash them. Oh, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, you’re right. Like, if we just set, do all the setup outside; and, then, the rains come, like, we’ve made our bed. And then, we’re gonna have to squish in it. (Well) Squish being the… the… I don’t know. That was a bad joke.”

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Andrew and Luke: HOV Lanes, HOVA and Jay-Z

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Andrew and Luke: “I was listening too. You, son of a…”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s coming from inside the podcast! The ad is coming from inside the sponsor’s… location!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, can I just ask you one question before we get, get going? Is it about the dogs? Who released them? I just wanted to know what you’re wearing. Well, come on in here and you’ll find out. Alright, I’ll see, (It’s not gonna be pretty) I’ll see you in a second.”

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Andrew, Luke and Carey Burbank: “How does your wife react when you say, ‘Wyfe!’ Do they, have they done any MRI studies on that? Carey, would like to respond to that? It has the same, exact impact as when he says anything else; which is, pretty much I ignore him. Ha! That hurts.”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Oh, sorry. I just about killed somebody. Don’t talk to me while I’m driving. Alright.”

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Luke: “Ahoy-hoy.”

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Luke: “But, nevertheless! No.”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudes!”

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Luke: “It’s just jibber-jabber.”

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Luke: “That hurts.”

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Luke: “Wait! Wait! Wait! It’s happening!”

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Luke: “You, son of a…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I’m a little worried about the space-time continuum. Oh, no. Am I fading from a photography you have sitting on your desk?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Rudy! Rudy! Nevertheless! Nevertheless!”

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Luke and Andrew: Shout out on making the Stranger Things-themed TBTL Logo

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Luke and Andrew: Space Car or Car de Bajo

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Luke and Andrew: “This goes out to the Sno-homies. This goes out to the Tac-homies. This goes out to the.. Wood, Woodovies? Woodinville? The Wood-homies. And, and also, the Mukil-tomies, the people in Mukilteo.”

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