Clips From TBTL #2218

Andrew: “And, that’s the nice one!”

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Andrew: “Hey man, thanks for coming out”

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Andrew: “It’s kind of two imitations with one stone”

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Andrew: “No, we are not. God!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Fuck”

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Andrew: “Silently hating the cops with my eyes”

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Andrew: “Then I said it and I just wanted to die”

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Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to you now!”

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Andrew: “This is so embarrassing, I don’t know why I’m telling you this.”

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Andrew: Yelling “I’m tired of sucking!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do ya think maybe that’s why he was there? Uh, could be. Maybe. Could be.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know that your’s is Michael. It took me four years. Christian, but that’s alright. Fuck.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I want to see a camel fish is what I want to see. Hey-oh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll cut that out. Don’t, please don’t.”

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Luke: “Aw, shit”

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Luke: “Copsplaining”

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Luke: “Did we just become best friends?”

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Luke: “Hamboned”

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Luke: “Hey-oh!”

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Luke: “How rude!”

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Luke: “I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna thank someone for giving me a ticket”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No shit, Sherlock”

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Luke: “Oh, man. I’m not gonna say this right, that’s for darn sure.”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank our Too Many Cooks level donors”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s Andrew ‘NeanderWalsh’ Walsh, and he joins us now. I love it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t actually know if this is, that’s a good… You just wanted to shut me up.”

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Luke and Andrew: In the words of Natalie Merchant, Alanis Morissette and Crazy Town

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Luke and Andrew: “We got no free food! Come on! Who’s in the are– That’s not a bad Rizzo. No, that isn’t bad.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yo… Get in the hut! Get in the hut.”

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Clips From TBTL #2217

Andrew: “And, all of you people, I just want you to know, I love you to death; and, it, it breaks my heart that you’re so wrong.”

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Andrew: “Chris, who? All, what?”

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “Do you have no respect for me?”

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Andrew: Flat “What!”

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Andrew: “Fucking lighten up”

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Andrew: Gruff “What”

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Andrew: “How can you not like this segment!?”

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Andrew: “I’m completely unromantic”

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Andrew: “I’m probably trying to thread a needle here that maybe can’t be thread”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Other people’s dreams are amazing”

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Andrew: “Quick dazzling deet here”

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Andrew: Ranting about the marriage proposal that went wrong at a baseball game

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Andrew: Saying “Crazy Town” while Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” is playing

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Andrew: Stretched out “Matt Jones”

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Andrew: “The most bro-y”

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Andrew: “There you have it. That’s where my blood boiled.”

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Andrew: “There’s a lotta chatter on the dark web”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew would ask if Bill Murray is Brian-Doyle Murray’s brother

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Andrew and Luke: “I hope you had a moment to tell him how much you loved him in the ‘Get Smart’ movie. You son of a bitch. (No) Now we’re never getting him on.”

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Chris Hayes: “Blew my mind”

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Chris Hayes: Laughing

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Chris Hayes: “No, I’m… No, no, no, no”

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Chris Hayes: “Oh, the Bill Murray. Right.”

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Chris Hayes: Playing the K-Strass Scat drop back at the guys *

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Chris Hayes: Quietly saying “Oh my God, oh my God. That’s Bill Murray, that’s Bill Murray.”

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*: The title and description for this clip has been updated since it was originally posted

 

Luke: “Basically, you’re our Bill Murray, but Bill Murray is your Bill Murray”

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Luke: “Because, two people wanted to pitch woo”

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Luke: “Boy, oh boy, oh boy”

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Luke: Clapping

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Luke: Disbelieving “What!”

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Luke: “Holy shit, dude! You threw out the first pitch, you’re Chris Hayes.”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “Holy…! I didn’t even think about that.”

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Luke: “I just Fresca’d my eye”

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Luke: “I regret nothing”

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Luke: “Now, wait a second”

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Luke: “Oh my God, dude!”

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Luke: Singing Frank Sinatra’s “You Make Me Feel So Young”

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Luke: “We need to thank our Crazy Town Butterfly level donation givers”

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Luke: “When I hear ‘three parent baby’, for some reason, I assume it has three heads”

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Luke: “Why was Bill Murray–How!? What!?”

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Luke: “Would you make me the happiest Lumineer in the world?”

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Luke and Andrew: Ducey, Double Ducey and Triple Ducey

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Luke and Andrew: “I effervesced right into my eyeball. Oh, that’s, that’s gonna make you go blind.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke jokingly thinks Carey has dreams of leaving him

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “U-Dub never heard of it! Getta load of this guy! That’s the best tasting pickle I ever heard!” with an exaggerated New York accent

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s bananas to me that it’s just in there. That’s some frickin’ Nicolas Cage National Treasure shit! (Yes, I know!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2216

Andrew: “Bean is more Andrew than an Andrew”

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Andrew: “Do you have a pair to Sperry?”

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Andrew: “I got two Perrys to Sperrys”

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Andrew: “I really like it too much”

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Andrew: “I still make music beds; but, I only make them for you.”

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Andrew: “I’m getting worse at my job”

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Andrew: “If you can’t be with the Cyber Toomgis you love, love the Cyber Toomgis you’re with?”

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Andrew: “It made me feel both kind of good and sad at the same time; and, I don’t mean sad like a dick.”

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Andrew: “NeanderWalsh!”

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Andrew: “NeanderWalsh! Oh-ho, I like it!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho, I like it!”

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Andrew: “One of these days, a real e-mail rain is gonna come.”

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Andrew: Singing “Crazy, crazy, crazy” while a song was playing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So you like jeans, huh? So you like topsiders, huh?”

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Andrew: Stretched out “Dayum”

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Andrew: “This goes all the way to the top!”

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Andrew: “Well, yeah”

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Andrew: “What are we going?”

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Andrew: “What are we doing, people? What are we doing?”

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Andrew: “What… in the world is going on with this?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Observational almost humor, here we go again (You know)”

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Luke: “Butt gold”

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Luke: “Consider yourself dazzled”

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Luke: “Get ready… for disappointment”

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Luke: “Have fun out there, you Crazy Towners”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, are you talking about cyber?”

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Luke: “I’ve got the debate in my brain”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “My lock screen is my woif! It’s a photo, a very beautiful photo, of my wife. I believe taken by an ex-boyfriend. Let’s not focus on that!”

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Luke: “No, no, I know, we’d, I know, I know, I know… I know! Relax! Jesus!”

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Luke: Saying “Hi. Let’s agree to disagree without being disagreeable” in some kind of Irish accent

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Luke: Saying “That was Living in a Box off the album ‘Living in a Box’ with the song ‘Living in the Box'” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Singing “I’m-a living in a box. I’m-a loving in a cardboard box. I’m-a loving in a box.”

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Luke: “Tell them how you want your bunghole to feel in your pants”

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Luke: “Toomgis!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew and Lyndon Johnson would cancel each other out

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Luke and Andrew: Crazy Town Level Donors

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s (Tonight Pants) describing Tonight Pants! He just… Wow.”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you can’t be with the Toomgis you love, love the Toomgis you’re with”

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Luke and Andrew: “NeanderWalsh? NeanderWalsh! Oh-ho, I like it!”

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