Day: October 15, 2016

Andrew: “Amazon, you’re the best!”

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Andrew: “Congrats. You won. It wasn’t supposed to be a contest, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Ho-ohh, wow!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what word you’re thinking of; but, I don’t wanna know”

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Andrew: “I think there might be something broken in the re-telling of that though.”

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Andrew: “I was saying, ‘Boo-urns'”

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Andrew: “I’m a little on the fence here”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be ‘Not, but,’ by the way”

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Andrew: “Lord, do I wish I had some better ideas”

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Andrew: “Maybe you want to wait until we till my soil of my, of my humor”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Strong start?”

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Andrew: “The business of show”

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Andrew: “Why are you sending ‘Sleep Easy, Hutch Rimes’ to my parent’s house in Ohio!?”

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Andrew: “You slam your thumbnail in a car door. At first, it hurts; but then, the pressure builds and builds and builds. And then, finally, on Thursday, you heat up a paperclip and you push it through your thumbnail, and pressure is relieved on Thursday.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew ordered a DVD through Amazon and accidentally had it shipped to his parents address

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Andrew and Luke: “I dunno. Maybe, maybe a hard rain is gonna come on Monday (Oh, wow) and wash this, wash this music away.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Lone Laugh’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Anything to take my mind off of the fact that that door is about to open, and I’m about to be exposed for the podcaster that I am.”

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Luke: “Help me”

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Luke: “Hey, speaking of good radio, I’ve, I’ve fully submersed myself in, in the dark.”

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Luke: “I can get down with that”

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Luke: “I don’t really follow new music, cuz I’m a kid. She didn’t say that. I added that.”

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Luke: “I need this! I need my powder!”

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Luke: “I need to put on my big boy podcasting pants”

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Luke: “I really am. I have deep shame today, Andrew.”

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Luke: “I, I landed at JFK in New York. That’s not true.”

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Luke: “In Portland, Oregon… The Bay City”

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Luke: “It was, it was drama that didn’t pay off. What else is new for this show?”

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Luke: “Oh my God, you’re so woke!”

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Luke: “One is not enough. Two is the right amount; and, three is not enough?”

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Luke: “One is not enough. Two is too many. And, three is not enough.”

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Luke: “Our long national nightmare is over”

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Luke: “Robyn ‘Tindr’baum”

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Luke: “There’s, there’s some useful info in this for the listeners, for once.”

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Luke: “This is gonna be the last part of our broadcast week”

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Luke: “Well, hey there folks… furries and non-furries alike. You’re all welcome to enjoy this Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be Too Beautiful To Live.”

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Luke: “You’re like the most woke white guy”

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Luke and Andrew: “Also, it doesn’t help that I’m about three piña coladas in. Oh, really? Seriously? Piña coladas?”

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Luke and Andrew: “If we average the amount of (Yeah) broadcast we did this week, it would be about an hour a day.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s, it’s as-if I did this show completely nude, (Right) you know, holding a salmon in one hand, and bagging it against a, a picture of Cheryl Tiegs.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The salmon we’re fine with. The fact that you’re naked, no problemo. Karaoke version of Fabulous Thunderbirds? I would kill to see Robyn’s face if she ever heard this.”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s everybody’s buddy. Also, Joseph. (That was) Joseph… That was so demeaning.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, it’s like Oprah says, ‘Living your least bald life.’ Bald like everybody’s watching.”

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Andrew: “Bob Dylan fans are about to get a lot more annoying”

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Andrew: “Did you know that I missed the Wallingford Sausagefest this year?”

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Andrew: “Don’t put me on that list”

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Andrew: Drawn out “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “Err-erk”

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Andrew: “I don’t do Dylan, dude!”

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Andrew: “I wish I had said that”

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Andrew: “It’s so janky!”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, this gets kind of dirty!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t care!” as Harrison Ford

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Andrew: “This is just, it’s just, sit back Luke. This is just story time.”

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Andrew: “Well, obviously, no.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is… (No mountain too) nasty out there! It is… nasty out there.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, that’s the thing about your pool is I heard it’s strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman. pH balanced by a woman. I wish I had said that.”

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Luke: “Breath edit is our love language”

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Luke: David Burbank, aka The Tallest Burbank

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Luke: “Does a meth-head love The Loud Ass Crackers?”

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Luke: “Hell, yeah!”

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Luke: “I’ll be gall-darned”

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Luke: “Long meandering story, longer”

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Luke: Luke bought an umbrella

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Luke: “My bruv”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from Digital Underground’s “The Humpty Dance”

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Luke: Saying “I thought they smelled bad… on the outside!” as Harrison Ford

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Luke: “Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet”

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Luke: “What does, what do any of those words mean?”

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Luke: “You’re messing it up! You’re messing it up! Why are you doing this!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Actually, now they are sticks, (Oh, that’s not a…) and I’ll tell you this. That’s how you find out if your pool’s pregnant. That’s right. Ah, I gotta wear a condom when I’m in that pool; cuz, I don’t know how I’m gonna pay for those pool babies.”

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Luke and Andrew: Attempting Harrison Ford Impressions

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Luke and Andrew: “But, anytime you have a, a Loud Ass Cracker talking about ‘Storm’ anything, I get a little uncomfortable (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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