Clips From TBTL #2341

Andrew: “And then, the last thing you do is get down on your damn hands and knees and you scrub the floor”

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Andrew: “God, let me get it out!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “No, make them play, so that I can line my pockets!”

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Andrew: “Okay, on a scale of one butt to ten butts, how butt-hurt are you that you didn’t get the call? How much is this about that?”

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Andrew: Saying “And it is amazing!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “That would have been funnier if I didn’t laugh my ass off throughout the whole thing”

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Andrew: “The early bird… I guess got the worm; but, the late bird also got the worm in this case”

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Andrew: “We sent them to each other via e-mails, like… two ships passing in the digital night”

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Andrew: “You’re already giggling. What are you giggling about?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Today’s like Tuesday, right? (I) think.”

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Luke: “And, I’ll probably quietly burp off microphone”

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Luke: “Apparently” (edited to remove audio glitch)

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Luke: “I shit you not”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be an action-packed hour, my friendos”

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Luke: “It’s just a hot mess”

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Luke: “Oh, man. We got a new segment… called ‘360 Spins and Slam Dunk Pointers'”

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Luke: “Oui, Oui”

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Luke: “They call it, ‘TBTL Story Town'”

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Clips From TBTL #2340

Andrew: “And, also, I’m not hugging you anymore.”

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Andrew: “Because, you don’t wanna be opening your mouth in poop air”

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Andrew: Bleeping Luke

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Andrew: “But, that’s part of the process, man”

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Andrew: “Holy… criminy! Have they frickin’… Sorry, what other fake swear words…?”

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Andrew: “I don’t even wanna know”

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Andrew: “I got it in an e-mail from Linh Pham over at Marsupial Gurgle. He wants to host it on his site”

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Andrew: “I was trying to Burbank a joke with her”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Nah, I’m making that part up. That’s fake news.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, no!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah! Getting my health grind on!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, my!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “That, that, that doesn’t work for me, Luke.”

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Andrew: “That’s pretty good”

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Andrew: “That’s where I store a lot of my data, by the way… in the poop cloud.”

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Andrew: “You just broke my brain”

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Andrew: “You just broke my brain; and now, I’ll only see you as a biome.”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘Give us the jersey, Brady!’ That was the worst! I knew it was gonna be bad. Do you even know what I was trying? I think that was your attempt to do an impression of a Nihilist. It was!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It might be a two foot day. It might (Right) be a ten foot day… my friends. It might (Yeah) be a fifteen foot day. You don’t know what’s happening, and you’re in a park. You’re in a park!”

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Luke: “But, there’s nothing micro about my biome, bud. Gotta tell ya.”

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Luke: “Can I be the hashtag?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Hey, by the way, listener, what you don’t know is that was a fucking funny joke I told, that Andrew just bleeped out. Because, he didn’t want you to realize how funny I actually am.”

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Luke: “I’m pausing and I’m talking even more awkwardly than normal here at the top of the show; because… I have a case of the hiccups”

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Luke: Laughing and saying “I thought you were trying to sing the Friday TBTL jingle”

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Luke: “Maybe the, the fear, the terror of trying to host this imaginary radio show with the hiccups actually… did the trick. I appear to be… healed.”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “This guy doesn’t wash his hands!!”

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Luke: Tip of the Cap, T-Rex or Hashtag

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Luke: “We coo'”

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Luke: “When you’re doing improv… at the old folks’ home, the answer is always [bleeped]

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Luke: “Who the fuck do you think you are?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke doesn’t want Andrew to break his heart with dazzling deets that are fake deets

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Wait for it” and Andrew laughing once music picks back up

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Luke and Andrew: “You gonna bleep that out too? Bleep, just… This’s all been one big bleep.”

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