Day: July 18, 2017

Luke: “Are you… crapping me!?”

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Luke: “But, I like to go to the downstairs, faraway one when I need to… you know… drop a Duke’s or a double Duke’s”

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Luke: “Ca-caw, ca-caw”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Describing what it was like to interact with two puppets and two puppeteers

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Luke: “Holy shit, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m King Shit of Turd Mountain”

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Luke: “I’m seeing so many birds and owls!”

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Luke: “I’m that predictable, huh?”

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Luke: “It… looks… amazing”

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Luke: “Oh my God, Andrew Walsh! Dude. We have so much still to do, and you have to go!”

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Luke: “Or, two-thousand, four-hundred and twenty-six times… for those of you scoring along at home”

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Luke: Quietly saying “I have two boats and a swimming pool”

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Luke: Quietly saying “I’m gonna go out there and I’m just gonna weed the shit out of this yard”

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Luke: Saying “Hi ho! Kermit the Frog here” as Kermit the Frog

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Luke: “Uncle Luke, what’s going on in there?”

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Luke: “Wait, what!?!?”

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Luke: “You’re a well known ‘ello ‘ead”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fucking Jean Segura. (I know) Hell, yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am feeling… so fine today, Andrew. (Yeah?) So fine!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Making “Raven” Sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “Think about this… you were, you were running low on your stock of stock. That’s, that is true. I was out of stock stock.”

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Andrew: “And, it is… disconcerting… to the say the least!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “From Beep”

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Andrew: “Hey you, get outta here!! What do you think you’re doin’!?”

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Andrew: “Hey-ey… did you just hear me clunking around over here?”

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Andrew: “How did I miss that!!?”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t remember their names. Surprise! Write that down, I couldn’t remember somebody’s name”

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Andrew: “I had a whole freezer full of… you know… what I’d call ‘Dukakis Carcasses'”

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Andrew: “I set you up”

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Andrew: “I’m just mmmmmmmm-blocking out the eighters”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: Reacting to a funny

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Andrew: “That… is not… bad!”

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Andrew: “The Incredible, Edible Eight”

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Andrew: “This is how you eight a stranger in the Alps, Larry!!”

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Andrew: Trying to go native with with pronouncing “New Orleans”

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Andrew: “Uhh, I was, uh… yeah”

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Andrew: “Waka Waka Waka!”

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Andrew: “What… the hell was that!? Where were, what was going on!? And how would you broach that?”

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Andrew: “While I know, we’re not, we’re not losing a Luke. We’re gaining a whole host of really exciting co-hosts over the next couple of weeks”

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Andrew: “Why am I telling you this?”

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Andrew: “Yaris! Yaris!”

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Andrew: “Yes! I know that Luke is gone; but, I still have years of text message chains that I can read on the air, damnit!”

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Andrew: “You waka know it, baby!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you, did you re-‘ello my bro?”

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Andrew and Luke: Dukakis Carcasses, or Dukcarcasses

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Andrew: “And then, at one point, I gotta admit… This is where things get not so great for me”

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Andrew: “And then, I would just have to squeak out of there in my clown shoes!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m loving it, Luke!”

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Andrew: “As I go back to my book, I realized that the librarian… watched me do that. And, now… This is so bad”

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Andrew: “How many… how many drinks a night does the scooter tend to have?”

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Andrew: “I did, kind of, reach over… and I closed its mouth for a second and it popped back open… And, I smiled at it”

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Andrew: “I didn’t get really aggro”

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Andrew: “I didn’t write down any show dang titles!”

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Andrew: “I gotta take this scooter in; but, I don’t ’em to tell me I have to lose weight”

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Andrew: “I want it on the record: My name is Andrew Walsh. I was sitting in this library. I’m the guy who you had to kick off the couch”

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Andrew: “I was a little, like… irked at the time. I think cuz you get irked… You get irked when somebody bosses you around anyway”

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Andrew: “I was just molesting a stuffed animal in a kids room”

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Andrew: “I’m in the wrong here”

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Andrew: “I’m just always grumpy getting told what to do”

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Andrew: “I’m like this 40 year old, somewhat lumbering, bearded guy”

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Andrew: “Irked”

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Andrew: “Irked” #2

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Andrew: “Irked” #3

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Andrew: “Is there something wrong with me!?”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ! What am I doing!? What is wrong with me!?”

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Andrew: “My name is Andrew Walsh. I was sitting in this library. I’m the guy who you had to kick off the couch”

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Andrew: “My… god, man! What are you doing to yourself and how can you enjoy that?”

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Andrew: Saying “Slowly chopping tomatoes and making sure everything is exactly the same size” in a slowed-down manner

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Andrew: “That was a hell of an introduction!”

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Andrew: “This is where things get not so great for me”

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Andrew: “Well, let me broaden it out a little bit; and, just say, ‘Everybody’s awful’. No.”

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Andrew: “You read it, you read it, you read it; and then, you forget it”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Forgot that he already said “The show that just might be Too Beautiful To Live” a few seconds ago

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Luke: “I would probably be at a monkey knife fight… somewhere, just in international waters”

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Luke: “Now, you may be thinking… ‘Hey Luke… I didn’t know you were a Spanish food expert’ You were thinking right… I’m not.”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! That’s how you make the money. Duh!”

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Luke: “To Catch a Walshator”

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Luke: “True story”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew would be Luke’s personal hero if Andrew had responded to the librarian by saying that the stuffed toy was his nephew

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes! Life Hackett Buddy! (Mmm-hmm)”

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