Clips From TBTL #2509: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “I can’t remember things”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Un-break… Un-break my foot”

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Luke: “And, I could look like a real foolio”

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Luke: “But, man, the NFL is just such bullshit”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I jinx harder than anyone in the jinx game”

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Luke: Singing “Can’t find the blocker man”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I could look like a real foolio. I mean, we can end up being… seven-and-eight. Well, then I’ll cut this out. Perfect.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess, here’s what I’m saying; and, I… for the fourth time this episode, I’m saying something that I don’t have any… data to back up. What’s your gut say? My theory is… well, here’s what my gut says.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember: No tangent too long. And, good luck… to Strong… (Yup) Bad. That’s what we say. I can’t remember things”

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Clips From TBTL #2509

Listener Joel left a voicemail message that included a song about Luke’s adventure with Morton Williams in New York Jersey and “Italian wine product”.

Listener Joel: Singing a song about Luke getting wine product at Morton Williams in New York Jersey

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Andrew: “But, how was I so stupid for so long”

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Andrew: “Dinger”

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Andrew: “Dinger” #2

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Andrew: “Dinger” #3

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Andrew: “Do ya love me now, Mommy, that all the purples are together!?”

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Andrew: “Five and a half years of doing this show… How have we never come up with ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Walsh’? That is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life. It also is focused on me, which I like.”

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Andrew: “How is it that I’m always in a situation where I have to be the one talking all the time?”

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Andrew: “If I’m a shy person, why is my tongue hurt from talking too much all the time?”

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Andrew: “If I’m in a, if I’m expecting a call from somebody, I gotta make sure that I turn the dinger up on this thing; but, then, if I have the dinger up and I’m recording TBTL, and the dinger goes off, that’s distracting and the buzzing is distracting.”

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Andrew: “Just me playing one of my… now infamous or, let’s say, celebrated… tongue diaries”

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Andrew: Making a sound in the background

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Andrew: “Oh, we got, we got to the hot talk, baby!”

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Andrew: “Shut up!”

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Andrew: Singing “Taking care of business… every day”

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Andrew: Singing “Wrap it up! I’ll take it”

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Andrew: Singing “Wrap it up”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew and Luke: Conjugating “vagal” as if it were a verb

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Andrew and Luke: “I laugh a lot, I love a lot, (Mmm-hmm) and I leak a lot. Yeah… lives, laugh, leak”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is this our skyjinks story?! Yes!”

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Luke: “By the way, I blame… this a little bit on you”

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Luke: “First they came… for the other team’s players, and I said nothing. Then Thursday Night Football came for… eighty percent for the Seattle Seahawks… and there was nowhere there, there’s no one there to defend me”

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Luke: “How is your tongue feeling, my friend?”

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Luke: “I didn’t have to go find the lice, the lice found me, Andrew. But, that’s just, you know… that’s the, that’s the world I grew up in”

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Luke: “I feel like a modern day Studs Terkel up here”

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Luke: “I weep for the longest running co-host of your life, Genevieve”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Pleep–people… sheeple… pleeple”

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Luke: “This is turning into ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Walsh’… and, I knew it… I knew it was gonna happen when you said you didn’t answer your phone. I… I knew I was gonna… This is on me”

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Luke: “What is nobler… to maketh plans and cancel them; or, to have never made plans at all?”

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Luke: “You will never let me forget that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just wanna to… kinda get a few… of these things kind of buttoned up before we, before we go outward facing with this date. Long-haired business dater. Another one! Shut up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York Jersey!? New York Jersey!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York Jersey!? New York Jersey!? Get a councilwoman”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Take… this broken tongue”

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Clips From TBTL #2508

Andrew: “Gimlet Media presents: Lockjaw… The Andrew Walsh Story!”

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Andrew: “He’s, he’s touching my wrist again, guys. No, just kidding”

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Andrew: “If my fantasy team wins the fantasy league this year… I’m taking to the fantasy streets and I’m gonna burn me a fantasy couch”

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Andrew: “It’s very nice to meet you, Mr. Program Director. Does this look pussy to you?”

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Andrew: “Listen, Nate Tobey!”

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Andrew: “No one hits the high notes like The Tongue”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: Saying “Can you do this?” and making a fart sound

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Andrew: “The big, open sore on my tongue is hitting my teeth!”

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Andrew: “When I say three times in a row, ‘I can’t remember. I can’t remember. I can’t remember…’ That’s when you reach over and gently touch my wrist”

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Andrew: “You are my, my juice guru”

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Andrew: “You can’t OD on ibuprofen, right?”

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Andrew: “Your fantasy team is like your dreams; nobody wants to hear you talk about it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here’s the deal with me… and… I’ve been waiting… for a good six years to have, to finally hear the answer to this question. I have the best tongue in radio. Ohh!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I consider myself the Kayne of Chicago. Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “I downloaded Duolingo and have been practicing my Pandora; so… this holiday, I speak Pandora as well (Oh, God!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s wrong with your tongue? A lot”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why is your face turning pink and green? All the ibuprofen I took”

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Luke: “‘Are you coming to Third Coast?’ He says, ‘Your old hairline is here'”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “How about gravy and vodka?”

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Luke: “I think you were a little wigged out”

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Luke: “I’m bored of my story”

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Luke: “It puts the lotion in the shopping basket!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Look at all these hipsters!”

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Luke: “Look… the robo–the robot… the robot did me dirty on the draft”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, that’s a-spicy spin–skin graft!” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Singing “I… had the Times of our lives”

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Luke: “The longest running skimble-skamble… on the show”

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Luke: “This is what it sounds like when phones ring”

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Luke: “You’re gonna love… the way you look… on tomorrow’s show”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, I know you’re a ‘Live Wires’ fan. Live Wire, yeah. (Live Wire) Yeah. But, the song.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Touching haptics… (We were…) and making a living!”

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