Clips From TBTL #2499: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “But… this is what happens… when we don’t look at our cell phones!”

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Luke: “Cuz, I don’t want the security guy to think that I am insane”

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Luke: “I am really turning this into one hot dog of a story”

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Luke: “I bought it… to make porn”

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Luke: “I felt like a million bucks this morning; and, I was, like, ‘Oh… cuz, you had two alcohol drinks last night… not twenty'”

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Luke: “I’m burning the Big Mac off… with my brain powers!”

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Luke: “If I’m lyin’… I’m dyin'”

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Luke: “Like a Trucktober miracle, here it is, in our lives”

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Luke: “San Pornando Valley”

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Luke: Saying “Ah, I don’t trust it, Rick. I don’t trust it.” as Morty

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Luke: Saying “Hi-ho… hi-ho… Paula Poundstone here” as a Sesame Street character

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Luke: Saying “Luke… that’s why you gotta talk to people in person!” as Paula Poundstone

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Luke: Singing “You got flavor blasted”

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Luke: “The man from TV came downstairs”

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Luke: “We should totally do that song!”

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Luke: “You can stuff your sarcasm in a sack”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if this will get edited out or not, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I’m editing all of this out… Oh, oh, out of Wait Wait. Sorry, yes. Sorry. Yeah. You’re not my best friend anymore. Ah, damnit! Not even close. Now, you’re gonna sing that song to Camaro Kev!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I said, ‘You know it, baby!’ You… I’m glad I turned you down”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke had a duplication investigation

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Luke and Andrew: “So, uh… anyway, that’s… power out. That’s why we took a break? I, listen… I didn’t expect it (…hot dog…) to go anywhere; but, I thought it was gonna longer to get nowhere…”

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Clips From TBTL #2499: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Burbonk”

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Andrew: “But, in a certain way… I think the beauty of Paula Poundstone is, like, she’s more Burbank than a Burbank, in a certain way”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s trying to find a way to ruin everything! And, they just ruined your good feeling you have when you go for a jog and think about things”

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Andrew: “Found it. Doesn’t matter to anybody except for me. Other–just to know I’m not going insane.”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good, long laugh

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Andrew: “Hey man, I have some good news for you!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know that!”

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Andrew: “I don’t trust it. I’m not, I’m not trusting it right now”

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Andrew: “I just can’t imagine you or me really getting inside our head. That’s kind of the thing… seems outside of our comfort zone”

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Andrew: “I knew none of that”

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Andrew: “I’m a schlub in life, generally speaking”

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Andrew: “It’s Trucktober!”

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Andrew: “It’s Trucktober!” #2

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Andrew: “Now, do Australian Morty. No. Don’t! Don’t!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Luke has a podcast?”

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Andrew: “Oh… ha-ha. I turned you down”

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Andrew: “Ooo-kay”

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Andrew: Saying “Were you just with the man on TV? I know the man on TV!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Tell me about the hot dogs, George. Tell me about the hot dogs”

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Andrew: “Truck Nutz roasting on an open fire”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh! Looks like we got a karaoke situation”

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Andrew: “What!?!”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s Twitter game would be a great game, but it would get hurtful fast

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Andrew and Luke: “Can you imagine how much better his show would be if he just… if we just cancel TBTL? Don’t… give him… any. ideas!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, um… while we’re on the topic of Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!, could you do me a favor and just tell me… who won every round… and, how everything turned out; only, cuz, I just some listeners heads to explode. That’s right, shout out to my buddy, Linh Pham.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey… we might even do a Top Story or two. How about we turn this into… (Don’t tempt us) Lukles gives… Andles some advice. First… first of my name”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what you said. You probably just said something (Sensitive) very… gentl–gentle; and then, I cried myself to sleep at night on my giant pillow”

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Andrew and Luke: Things got real weird when Andrew started barking

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Clips From TBTL #2498: Part Two

Andrew: Saying “What are we gonna talk about?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Take two, here we go. Funny or not”

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Andrew: “That is not helpful”

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Andrew: “That’s really awful”

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Andrew: “The guy… or the woman… or the dude!”

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Andrew: “This is the twenty-sixth day of Trucktober. Happy Trucktober to you and yours”

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Andrew: “Too Beautiful To Haberdash”

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Andrew: “Well, enough about your damn podcast”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m not racist!!”

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Andrew: “Winc!”

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Andrew: “Ya gotta love it! Lord. What was the voice? I don’t know”

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Andrew: “You feminists!”

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Andrew: “You’ve never been to a game!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: Andrew still having trouble saying “asterisk”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “How about Nick ‘The Nickname’ Jarin? That’s bad. Alright. That’s so bad. Let’s get out of here. (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “I just feel shitty about everything. Really!?”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “It’s actually your Bavarianism that I hate the most. I’d believe that.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Jared Leto, though, you brought that up. Like, why does that guy have a job? I don’t know. He, like, stands out like a sore thumb in everything. He’s… not a good actor!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Oh, man. Let’s go get those popsicles. Let’s do it”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Snohomies!?! Yeah. We have Snohomines!!! That’s awesome”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: The words “suck” and “tip” should be avoided when talking about eating popsicles

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Until then, remember: No popsicle too tall. And, good luck to all.”

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Nick Jarin: “Dang, cigarette packaging looks so cool!”

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Nick Jarin: “I am declaring this episode… a no tender-talk zone”

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Nick Jarin: “No, she’s full white”

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Nick Jarin: Singing “Mighty, mighty ice pops”

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Nick Jarin: “Yeah, let’s popsicle down later”

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Nick Jarin: “You’re the audio nerd”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Andrew’s smoking habit is old enough that it can vote and rent a car

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Nick said “Alexa” and “Stop” several times, causing Andrew to bleep it and telling Nick to stop using the name

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Oh, hey Granny! Hey, Granny! Whaddup! (Sorry I haven’t called you in a while)”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “You breaking up with me? No.”

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Clips From TBTL #2498: Part One

Andrew: “Ah… Bub!”

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Andrew: “Alright, don’t smoke”

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Andrew: “Also, that first cigarette, your body just… it’s like a warm blanket that calms you down. I hope the kids a listening. Give it a shot. No, don’t! Don’t!”

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Andrew: “And, I would have five butts in there from the night before”

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Andrew: “But, this is the shit that’s going through my head, right?”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls!”

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Andrew: “Chokeberry juice!?”

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Andrew: “Good, God!!”

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Andrew: “Grr!”

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Andrew: “Hey, sorry ladies… I’m taken”

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Andrew: “I do have a tonight shirt!”

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Andrew: “I got one from somebody here and I don’t have your name! Ah… Bub! I’m so sorry, I didn’t copy your name down”

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Andrew: “I know I’m a snowflake”

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Andrew: “I mean you… you could… sort of, fan-wank that away a little bit”

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Andrew: “I used to be one of those people!”

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Andrew: “I was gonna say something… quasi-snarky about, like, how do you fill a podcast talking about drones. But, I guess… first of all… glass houses, throwing stones, et cetera”

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Andrew: “I… understand that I’m the asshole here, okay? Like… I wanna make it clear”

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Andrew: “I’m just seriously sick of hearing my voice right now”

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Andrew: “I’m kinda… gagging a little bit”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna bite the hand that feeds me here”

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Andrew: “I’m so proud of you people! That is the four corners of the country, sort of. Right?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, this city is… so damn white, man!”

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Andrew: “Like, what the fuck am I doing?”

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Andrew: “Look at the logo, though! This is good radio”

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Andrew: Making a mouth trumpet fanfare sound and saying “I’m going outside for a cigarette now”

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Andrew: “May be your winch be unneeded and all of your problems buffed out. In the name of the engine, the trans and the holy drivetrain… yeehaw”

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Andrew: “Now, you’re an adult, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn, these are good. I love popsicles so much”

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Andrew: “Oh, no way! I have a whole system”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!!!”

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Andrew: “Point of that whole story is… I’m an idiot”

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Clips From TBTL #2497: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, speaking of things… Down Under”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: Doing an impression of Albert Einstein in the manner of the Swedish Chef

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Luke: “Give me a hat wobble. Now, Amaya I can get into”

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Luke: “Please explain”

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Luke: Saying “Down Under” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” in a high-pitched Adam Duritz manner

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Luke: Saying “You call that self-control?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “You’re getting promoted… to level six!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying a string of “Wah-wah”s

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Luke: Singing “Best days of her life, her li-i-i-i-i-i-ife”

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Luke: Singing “Gonna be the best day of my life, my li-i-i-i-ife” to the closing out song

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Luke: Singing “It’s gonna be the best day of my life”

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #2

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #3

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #4

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Luke: Singing the bass line of “Ice Ice Baby”

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Luke and Andrew: Fuzzy impression of an impression of Howard Stern’s mother

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a very specific ask. Well, that was… that was a big set up”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank? Luke… (Yeah) Oh, it’s Burbank!”

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Luke and Andrew: Spoofing with Browser Names

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Luke and Andrew: Using the Vanilla Ice “Ice Ice Baby” defense regarding the bossa nova hold music

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Luke and Andrew: “What would your ciotka say? Uhh, my ciotka would ask me what a podcast… if I’m being honest”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yesterday, remember I was talking about how I can snatch insult… from the jaws of compliments? Yes. With the best of them? Yep.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby… I’m gonna sue the shit out of you, man”

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Clips From TBTL #2497: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Gobble-like thinking sound

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Andrew: “God, that really… burns my britches!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke, what’s your favorite GIF? It’s 2017, these are the conversations we have now.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know shit about Einstein”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. That’s it. I don’t know… any more music talk”

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Andrew: “I… promise you, I loved my babcia.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s have a quick production meeting here. I’m being a hundred percent… real talk 101… on this, okay?”

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Andrew: “Now, I feel like a complete dingus”

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Andrew: “Probably one of the reasons I feel like I have brain cloud right now is, I probably sat here for the past hour… doing that kind of empty social media-ing”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “That’s the rare enunciator. You have to say, ‘e-nun-cia-tor'”

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Andrew: Singing “I want you… to show me a real knife”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew: Struggling to come up with a response and saying “I’m not gonna answer that question”

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Andrew: “There! I done it”

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Andrew: “This is awful”

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Andrew: “This is not a, this is not a screed against social media”

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Andrew: “Wait a second”

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Andrew: “Would you be willing to go on this journey with me?”

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Andrew: “Yeat, honey! Yeat!”

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Andrew: “You know, you have one wife… that I know of”

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