Clips From TBTL #2460

With TBTL #2460 dropping on Labor Day, the show contains a quick intro from Luke before going into an encore presentation of a show from almost exactly one year ago, TBTL #2199. If you are looking for clips from TBTL #2199, please head this-a-way.

 

Luke: “He and Genevieve had sprung… for kind of a high-end hotel room. But, what he found when he got there… will shock you.”

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Luke: “Hi, everybody! It’s Luke. Welcome to a special… Labor Day edition of… TBTL. How are you doing?”

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Luke: Saying “Say what?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Happy Labor Day to you. Happy Labor Day to you. Happy Labor Day TBTL listeners”

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Luke: “Take a listen to this bad boy… from the TBTL archives”

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Luke: “We are still recovering from… our wonderful time out there at Maris Farms, the TBTL picnic”

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Clips From TBTL #2459: Echo/Reverb Edition

Andrew: Saying “I had a little trouble… with the scissors. I had a little trouble… with scissors.” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “I thought little girls… believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent… and trusting.” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “Maris Farms” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “Or, are they dreams?” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “What’s going on here? What are trying to do… to my little sister?” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “You didn’t tell me you were gonna kill it” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew continued to use the echo-reverb effect, but Luke told him to stop it

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Fart Transplant drop played with an echo/reverb effect

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Luke: Saying “We got… two more hours of this show” with an echo/reverb effect

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Clips From TBTL #2459

Andrew: “Alright. Well, that’s my hot talk for the night.”

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Andrew: “Buckle up, everybody!”

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Andrew: “But I tried to… preemptively boss myself. I think.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “True story”

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Andrew: “Get your grubby hands off my hot dog kite!”

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Andrew: “I am… I am super impressed”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Linh… you were there, you were documenting the whole thing. Would you say I got at least 26 baskets? Yes! So, I got… So, what’s 26 times two? Cuz, I think they’re two points a shot, right?”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m the only guy who’s like, ‘They’re all vampires!’ And, nobody says anything because they’re all vampires.”

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Andrew: “I feel really awful. I’m sorry, Carey.”

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Andrew: “I learned that I can’t throw footballs… at all”

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Andrew: “I was questioning people about their last names and what they brought. I really thought I was gonna catch somebody… in a lie of food!”

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Andrew: “‘I’m Joanne. I know everything about pumpkins!'”

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Andrew: “Is that what was happening!?! I thought that we were just playing whiffle ball!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That’s what they all say” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Technically, it was a chicken soft burrito… right?”

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Andrew: “They’re tater tots!!!”

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Andrew: “Yes! Thank you. I heard it with my ears!”

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Andrew: “You are a Q!!!”

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Andrew: “You’re missing some gold over here, kids!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew gets non-faked outraged when he learned that Mexi Fries are just Tater Tots

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew put the “whiff” in “whiffle ball”

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Andrew and Luke: “Anyway, I thought you looked good out there, champ. Thanks.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I gotta hang out with more scientists like you. That’s Scientologists. That’s totally a different thing.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love this effect! Can we just do this all the time? No. Can we never do it again. It sounds like you had, ‘I had a Barney Rubble with this scism.’ [sic] Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “If Luke… swings a whiffle bat in the woods and nobody’s there to see it… who has he impressed? The dark little man who lives inside me… and won’t let me sleep at night.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s drink some Fireball. Alright. This is the part of the show where we drink Fireball.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, aren’t you glad the kids aren’t listening!?! Yeah… Because, it’s like… you gotta… view into my messed up whiffle ball world; but, your world be way darker, dude. Way darker.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Real question. We’ve gone over this a million times: are you Johnny or Bobo? I’ve no idea. I honestly don’t know. Which one is Luke? (Bobo!) Bobo (Bobo)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Was I supposed to be impressed with your pitching or your batting? Both. They were both very good.”

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Luke: “I had pulled on one of her socks, which was made out of, like, it was like nylons. And, it was just… it was just a, a forest of smashed ankle hair.”

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Luke: “I… I’ve, like, throw you a pitch… and you… fucking it hit over… the entire structure we’re at. And, you’re like, ‘Yeah, I got a part of that one.’ You roped it.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Nice!”

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Luke: “No! No!!”

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Luke: “That’s a… bunch of junk”

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Luke: “The problem is that, when it was inflated, it looked like a vagina”

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Luke: “We have everything you could imagine here on epithode, [sic] episode two-thousand, four-hundred, fifty-nine in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “What can’t these Maris Farms folks do?”

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Luke: “Why did we do that?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, you… pitched the ball, like right over the middle, like a perfect pitch… and, I think Linh is taking a photo of it. Thanks, Linh! Do we have a picture of that? Probably. I take… like a titanic swing, and I miss so bad! Again, you’re a Mariners fan. I learned it from watching you, okay?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you Johnny or Bobo? Uh, Johnny.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I always say it was two years; but, then, I think it was way less than two years. It felt like a long time to me. Year and a half, maybe? Tops, probably. Somebody probably knows. Linh probably has a website dedicated to this particular timeline. What, what’s that mean? Medium? Okay. Means stop talking about me. (Stop calling him out)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It looks like it might be a hot dog kite. What!!? Get your grubby hands off my hot dog kite!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke calls a two-year old girl a “gal” and Andrew thinks only people older than 40 should be called a “gal”

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Luke and Andrew: “Still nothing from the children though. No, they don’t care.”

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Clips From TBTL #2458

Andrew: “Can we take a vacation from this Animation Domination Nation?”

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Andrew: “Cat Daddy”

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Andrew: “Delete it!!”

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Andrew: “Everything goes through Google”

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Andrew: “Huh”

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Andrew: “I think of orange as being the warmest color”

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Andrew: “I… think you might say I’m Burbanking it”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna tell you everything about this”

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Andrew: “I’ve been hacked! Don’t do anything!”

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Andrew: “I’ve taken this Burbanking of this joke so far”

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Andrew: “My mind is still dongled over”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Please… dongle on”

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Andrew: “Podcaster. Sophisticated Computer Man.”

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Andrew: “Really!?!”

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Andrew: “Wait, hold on. Linh! Linh! Did you gift Luke with your dongle?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a really secure password now… Linh Pham’s dongle… twenty-seven. No, that’s what it was. Oh, yeah. Okay. Now, it’s twenty-nine.”

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Andrew and Luke: “The diner life is the life for me! #DinerLife”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whoa, Jackson! (Yeah) That’s some drama, man! Wow, yeah!”

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Luke: “Bob Dylan once told me, ‘Never name drop'”

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Luke: “But, we got into the car to drive down here today, and Carey had been listening to yesterday’s episode on her phone. And, as we’ve… mentioned many times… our Bluetooth… shout out to Linh Pham for… gifting me with that dongle”

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Luke: “Cat Daddy”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Despite all my rage, I am still on a train that’s low gauge?”

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Luke: “Did I take my Tums; because, that’s acidic.”

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Luke: “I gotta speak truth to power”

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Luke: “If you wanna get… all kinds of pumpkin spice up in your Kool-Aid”

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Luke: “Lo… those many years ago”

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Luke: “Mmm-hmm”

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Luke: “Mmm-hmm” #2

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Luke: Singing “I do!”

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Luke: Singing “Small guy on a huge-ass bike”

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Luke: “Squeeze my dongle, baby”

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Luke: “Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I do!”

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Luke: “You got got!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not as bad as you made me think it was, by the way. (Really!?!) It’s a giant, brown stain on a beautiful… beautiful, white… carpet!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about our dongles of the day? What about our dongles of the day?”

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Clips From TBTL #2457: A Song of Ice and Spoilers Edition

Andrew: “Are we cool with this… Queenie?”

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Andrew: “He was supposed to say, ‘Burbation'”

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Andrew: “Just feel like a dumb guy today”

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Andrew: Saying “Shit, I want to see what that dragon does!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “And she’s dolphinately pregnant, right?”

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Luke: “I could’ve done with less cock talk”

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Luke: “Mountain, kill, smash”

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Luke: Singing “And a beer”

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Luke: “There was some major S that went down this episode”

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Luke: “This show has really jumped the Sheeran”

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Luke, Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Until we meet again, please remember: No tangent too long… And, I forgot it already (Oh my God!!!)”

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Nick Jarin: “Jon Snow 2017”

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Nick Jarin: “Whoo!”

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Clips From TBTL #2457: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Day Andy… Master of the Night Andy”

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Luke: “Don’t do it Burbank. Don’t do it.”

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Luke: Funny Laugh

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Luke: “Give me a brark”

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Luke: “I feel it’s okay to, to point out, just, the majesty of that word salad”

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Luke: Imitating sound of a pizza oven opening up

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres”

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres” #2

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres” #3

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Oaxaca”

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Oaxacan”

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Luke: “Nooo-kay!”

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Luke: “Nooo-kay!” (Clean)

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious, it’s Wednesday; which means, we’ve got A Song of Ice and Spoilers for you (Hodor)”

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Luke: “Oh… Jesus take the wheel”

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Luke: “Ooo-kay”

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Luke: Singing “Dirtying it up!”

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Luke: “Terri-Poo”

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Luke: “Would you like to have some anonymous bathroom sex?”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, I’m not high right now. I know. As soon as you start talking about dreams, everybody sounds high.”

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Luke and Andrew: Montage of Luke and Andrew mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres”

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