Author: Linh Pham

Andrew: “Bun-al, bun-all, bun-al, bun-all [ph]“

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Andrew: “File a ticket”

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Andrew: “Fooge… [sic] Okay. Let me try this one more time… Fooge [sic] No. Okay”

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Andrew: “I feel like I might be in a prank show”

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Andrew: “I know that… Why, why would you think I don’t know that? Of course, I know that”

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Andrew: “Man, there’s a lot of this I could be getting wrong”

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Andrew: “Wait, am I just resistant to change or does this suck?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you’re right”

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Luke: “Are you… daft!?”

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Luke: “I’m just gonna have to pull something right out of my pipes”

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Luke: “Laying the pipe”

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Luke: “Once that mic is off, it’s Lukie time”

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Luke: Saying “When does this Andrew start and when can it stop?” as Jiminy Glick

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Luke: Saying “When does, when does the Larry David on TV… stop? And, when does this Larry David begin, and can it stop?” as Jiminy Glick

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Luke: Singing “I feel great, feel”

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Luke: Singing “I feel great, feel great. Strike it up”

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Luke: Singing a few notes from a song

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Luke: Singing something with a higher pitch

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Luke: “Sorry that I took us there”

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Luke: “They’re about to lose their friggin’… shit”

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Andrew and Luke: Boob Light Supercut

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Andrew: “And, you’re sending me pictures of boobs… lights, I should say. Boob lights”

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Andrew: “Boob light”

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Andrew: “Boob lights”

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Andrew: “Boob lights” #2

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Andrew: “Boob lights” #3

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Andrew: “Boobs… lights”

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Andrew: “I’m scared how much I need wine!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, don’t get me started on beans”

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Andrew: “Shells: those are real slippery little buggers, right?”

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Andrew: “Shit is broken. Everything is broken. Systems are broken… Supply chains are broken”

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Andrew: “This is my job to help you!”

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Andrew: “You were just slopping up your steaks”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve seen the good… (And, I can’t find my baby) I’ve seen the bad, and I can’t find my baby. I don’t know”

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Luke: “Boob light”

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Luke: “Boob light” #2

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Luke: “Boob light” #3

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Luke: “Boob light” #4

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Luke: “Boob light” #5

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Luke: “Boob lights”

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Luke: “I gave up. Cuz, I give up easily. I’m a quitter”

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Luke: “Please do not look at this”

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Luke: “Rock me, Mama, like a wagon wheel… Par-boil that pasta any way you feel… Yeah, Mama rock me”

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Luke: “Shop boob light”

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Luke: Singing “Da-da-da. I feel it, I feel it. Da-da-da… I feel it, I feel it [ph]“

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Luke: Singing something in a Michael McDonald-like manner

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Luke: “Tit lights”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t know if you want to do this or not”

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Andrew: “I don’t like the sound that came out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “I may have takes”

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Andrew: “It should be known”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: Mumbling something in a gruff manner

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Andrew: “Of course, it gives you the shits”

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Andrew: “Okay… this is terrible”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: Saying “You’re playing both sides” as Sean Connery

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Andrew: “They know old man Andrew loves it”

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Andrew: “This dumbass movie”

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Andrew: “Who’s tha… Who? That person sounded handsome”

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Andrew: “You just heard panic upon panic upon panic”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to yuck any yums”

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Luke: “My hilarious, eldest son”

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Luke: “Question mark, question mark, exclamation point, exclamation point”

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Luke and Andrew: Dazzling Donor Message

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Andrew: “Don’t do this… You’re better than this”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe you’re having another drink!”

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Andrew: “I had to, like, really work on sober voice”

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Andrew: “I kinda like that”

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Andrew: “I’m also fighting a sneeze here”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say some things here that might be wrong”

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Andrew: “Low level music tinkling in the background”

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Luke: “I’m, like, looking at house porn all the time”

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Luke: “These people are such assholes”

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Luke: “You’re a gross taker”

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Andrew: “Cramming on the Blursdays”

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Andrew: “Do my intentions matter… in this? Just gimme the pizza”

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Andrew: “Don’t drive like my daughter”

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Andrew: “I could really use a win here!”

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Andrew: “Just gimme the pizza”

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Andrew: “Maybe today’s the day Luke apologizes to me”

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Andrew: “Oh, right! The baldy!”

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Andrew: “See? I’m learning”

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Andrew: “Turn that shit off”

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Andrew: “Up in the… comma”

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Andrew: “Well… I mean, you’ve met me”

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Andrew: “Wrong choice of words there”

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Luke: “Damn! That’s some Good Will Hunting!”

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Luke: “Have you no shame?”

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Luke: “Hmm. That’s a little dangerous”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna yuck any yums”

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Luke: Saying “Farted” with a Boston accent

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Luke: Saying “Farting” with a Boston accent

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Luke: Singing “It’s a rare condition… in this day and age”

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Andrew: “And, then, I couldn’t even remember the name of it”

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Andrew: Channeling his inner Don O’Neill or Lewis Black

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Andrew: Channeling his inner Don O’Neill or Lewis Black #2

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Andrew: “I think I’m the guy… that they’re talking about”

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Andrew: “I was loving it; but, terrible at it”

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Andrew: “Isn’t that the whole… argument!?”

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Andrew: Singing “I’m just a man with a guitar”

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Andrew: “The patina of… babyhood”

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Luke: “I don’t want someone sucking me out”

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Luke: Making a baby crying sound

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Luke: Making a baby crying sound #2

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Luke: “Ohh! Aww!”

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Luke: “We’d like the ruling right now!”

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Luke: “Your Honor… we move to settle the case; because, we don’t have a case”

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