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Clips From TBTL #2627

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Luke: “All you usually talk about is grief; and… and, we’re not gonna talk about that. We’re gonna talk about TBTL dumb stuff”

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Luke: “Alright, let’s see here. Do I remember how all this works? Microphone… active… Intro music… getting quieter… Voice… getting louder… Hey, look at that, everybody”

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Luke: “And now, we’re really taking a… we’re taking a drive down… the road of boredom”

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Luke: “And then, we’ll say adiós… for this… bizarro edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “And, I’m doing this solo today; you’re welcome, America… and… and parts of Australia”

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Luke: “Drugs are the best… My only regret is that they couldn’t have kept me drugged up a little longer”

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Luke: “Her whole game is grief, y’all!”

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Luke: “Here we are… here we are… doing the show. Actually wasn’t sure… what the plan was gonna be for today’s episode”

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Luke: “I could not… stare at the server… and say, ‘Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity… Please give me the Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity.’ Could not make myself do it”

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Luke: “I decided to just, like, turn on this microphone… and start talking… and, then… when I run out of things to say… or the construction noise in the… in the ceiling… above me here at Burbank Springs becomes so loud… that you can no longer here me… then, it will be time to end the show. One of those two things will happens; and, then, that will just be a sign… that it’s the end of today’s episode of TBTL”

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Luke: “Oh my God. I’m sorry. I have to let it go until the very end; because, of that… that… bass jam freak out is just too good”

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Luke: “That… that’s not a feeling… That’s not a good… a, sort of, comforting thing to know”

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Luke: “This is not an impossible dream, Micah”

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Luke: “This show has gone from… emotionally weird to just straight-up boring”

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Luke: “Why do I have to bring politics into this!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, Micah, we’re all dealing with hard things this week! That wasn’t fair, Micah. That was not fair at all. I’m sorry… You’re just a tree… you’re just a tree that thinks your sandwich problems are as intense as my grief right now”

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Luke: “You know how when you have the DVR… and you hit fast-forward, like, three or four times and it just shows you a lightning bolt… and it’s just really humming through… whatever that thing is your recorded… I wanna lightning bolt to the end of this feeling”

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Luke: “You know, by the way… I don’t even know if any of you are gonna hear this; because… Andrew is the one who puts these shows… on Internet and in your phones. I don’t know how he gets ’em on your phones. I think he drives around door-to-door and like… like the tooth, like reverse tooth fairy; he inserts them into your phone… or something?”

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Clips From TBTL #2625: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “As we were just about to start recording on this thang… Sorry, I just used ‘thang'”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Hello, my crow-bro!”

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Luke: “I loved that song… for many, many moons and never knew what the flip he was talking about”

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Luke: “I mean, what the what!?”

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Luke: “Meanwhile… my Titcoin is drooping”

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Luke: “No, don’t do it, Luke”

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Luke: “Not Africa”

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Luke: “Oh, my God in heaven!”

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Luke: “Oh, my Guyver in heaven!”

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Luke: Saying “Alright, everybody” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Dave, I’m Lyle the intern. I’m really chill!” in a funny, high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Hi, I’m Andy Dick… here to talk about harassment” as Andy Dick

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: “That also perfectly describes our vibe: raw, real and local. Wait, rural. I just said, ‘raw, real and local’!”

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Luke: “The call is coming from inside the house”

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Luke: “They’re no longer in the box, Andrew. They come in from the back of the theater!”

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Luke: “To F some S up”

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Luke: “We can’t do any of that before we welcome to the program, the longest running crow-bro… Crow-bro… of the show… I think of him more as a Counting Crow-bro… Yeah!”

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Luke: “What are you, asleep, man!!?”

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Luke: “While we were talking, I went on the New York Times… website; because, I, up here in the Bay City, have been dying to get that Sunday paper that you… couldn’t care less about”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew comparing ice cream truck drivers blocking out the annoying songs to parents block out their kid’s screaming and wailing

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Luke and Andrew: “Animate that, Erik! That’s how we’re gonna get him to do our bidding”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, thanks to Linh Pham for sending that along… Hey, everybody, don’t abuse the Linh Pham privileges. That’s just for me and Andrew, okay? Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is that why you find him to be creepy? No! I… I just (Oh, really) find him to be creepy because he’s really creepy”

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Luke and Andrew: “Not all river shows are true river shows; but, all true river shows are river shows. Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it! Alright, what? Tell me. Got it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Stop! Stop… By the way, stopping… is the first step towards not doing… That’s what I’ve always said… today. I would say, ‘Stopping is the second step in not doing it'”

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Luke and Andrew: “We had that whole break, we never even listened to the sketch; now, we’re gonna have to listen… Oh, what the fuck did I do!? I’m sorry… Do you want to just stop and restart?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yelling at Erik to animate things is the new yelling at Linh to pull audio drops. Animate that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know… if you can’t play the drop, at least you can stumble over it… in your… re-description of it. I mean, at least, at least, I can bring that to the table. We should teach a class”

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Clips From TBTL #2625: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “And, like, I was just being a straight-up B to her”

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Andrew: Concerned that a “revenge” animation of TBTL could be based on mashups from Marsupial Gurgle or of Andrew’s not-so-hot moments on the show

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Andrew: Drawn out “No!”

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Andrew: “eGrandfather…vuncular”

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Andrew: “Fajita for sale! Fajita for sale”

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Andrew: “God! I didn’t even know!”

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Andrew: “Hey, I have a little observation that… is probably not interesting”

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Andrew: “I believe that; because, I’ve been around other people’s children… Some offense!”

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Andrew: “I did!”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know why I have to bring it up; just to prove what an idiot I am”

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Andrew: “I forgot this is work. Shit!”

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Andrew: “I have a lotta regrets”

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Andrew: “I must go into a fugue state after the show… and, then, I text you shit; and, then, you tell me that I texted you… on the next day’s show. And, I totally have blacked it out”

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Andrew: “I’m just an idiot”

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Andrew: “I’m… you know, I’m a Puritan”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me ask you this, Luke… This is a real TB…TL question”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no, no”

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Andrew: “No. I don’t, I don’t even know what I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’m rubbing it in your damn face!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’m rubbing it in your damn face! I apologize”

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Andrew: “Oh, good. Are you the racist gringo?”

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Andrew: “Oh, what the fuck did I do!?”

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Andrew: “Oh! I forgot!”

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Andrew: “One of my favorite… things; maybe, cuz, it’s all about me and I’m an egomaniac. But, one of my favorite TBTL… things… for lack of a better word”

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Andrew: “Raw, real and rural”

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Andrew: “Really, I wanna tell you something… very related to this that I think is a fun, gross story”

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Andrew: Saying “You might know me best as Frasier. Now, to the lunchroom scene” as Kelsey Grammer

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Andrew: “That was a fun show today, Luke”

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Andrew: “That’s a great, dazzling detail”

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Andrew: “There is it! Yay!”

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Andrew: “This is horrible! I apologize. I hope you’re not eating”

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Andrew: “This is really gross. This is worst than dollop!”

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Andrew: “Unmolested”

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Andrew: “Vieves will flip!”

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Andrew: “We are looking at our taxes. We are paying… out… the nose for the New York Times. It is a… expensive service”

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Andrew: “We are paying… out… the nose!”

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Andrew: “What is going on with my fugue state!?”

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Andrew: “Who knows”

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Andrew: “Who was the bad guy all along… or the bad guys? You know, it’s all about perspective, Luke. Maybe we have been the villains in this story the whole time”

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Andrew: “Yes, of course, Tortilla is the word I was looking; and, I am… I am more embarrassed about that then not being able to think of the name of a candy bar the other day”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, stop the tape. Stop the tape. Was that the part?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Also, I don’t give a shit about getting the Sunday paper. You and I are a little bit different about it. I get it cuz they tell me… (Whoa!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks Luke to say “sagging” in the clear and ends up getting catrolled

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew couldn’t remember a movie name and Luke pitching ones at Andrew and Luke asking Erik to animate that whole thing

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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz, they’re raw… they’re raw and they’re real… and they’re rural. Raw, real and rural. They’re the three Rs. And, well, now we know what the show title is”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, can you imagine if I created, like, a TBTL sizzle reel based on, ‘Raw, Real and Rural’? Linh… get on it! Erik… animate it! Andrew, take the rest of the day off!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh! Ooh. Gasp! (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That w–that wasn’t me… That’s fake news. I don’t know where you somebody to imitate (Easy, Shaggy) my voice like that. (I agree with everything that you said) No, you can tell. If you listen closely, you could tell that that is not me”

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Clips From TBTL #2624: TV Show Theme Songs Edition

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Andrew devised a “Family Feud”-esque game in which Luke had to guess whether or not people responded to Andrew’s tweet for TV theme songs that people like to sing along with. This lead to a lot of singing by Luke, and some by Andrew, of some of the theme songs that were or were not mentioned. With that, a mashup had to be created with the times where Andrew and Luke did some singing, mostly in the clear.

Andrew and Luke: TV Show Theme Song Singing Mashup

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Andrew: Saying “Yep…pers. Standing tall!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “I’ll be there for you”

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Luke: Singing “La, la-la-la-la”

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Luke: Singing “The Beverly Hillbillies” theme

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Luke: Singing “When you wish upon a car”

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Luke: Singing a series of “Na-na-na-na” from the Batman theme

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Luke: Singing a series of notes

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Luke: Singing his take on the “Seinfeld” theme

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Luke: Singing the “Hawaii Five-O” theme

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Luke: Singing the “Law & Order” theme

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Luke: Singing the guitar part in the “Law & Order” theme

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Luke and Andrew: Luke whistling “The Andy Griffith Show” theme and Andrew singing a portion of it

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “The Addams Family” theme

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Luke and Andrew: Singing portions of the “Family Ties” theme

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Clips From TBTL #2624: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “And, we’re all here doing this. Episode 27… excuse me… two-thousand… six-hundred… and twenty…four, in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)”

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Luke: “Boo!” (or chanting his name)

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Luke: “Boooo!” (or chanting his name)

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Luke: “But, that’s sort of figurative. It’s not literal. She’d literally figured out a way… well, no she hadn’t… Really inside my head about ‘literally’ at this point”

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Luke: “Cuz, it’s… infecting my brain”

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Luke: “God, I don’t wanna get sued by Hayes again”

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Luke: “How are these [sic] show not on for more seasons!?”

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Luke: “I’m back, baby!!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Listeners of planet Earth… (I) mean, that’s a classic!”

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Luke: “Mic knob down”

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Luke: “Not cool, crow!”

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Luke: “Oh, Hanks. What can’t you do?”

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Luke: “Oh… yeah! We’ve got a game we’re gonna play”

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Luke: “Out by 6:30 AM!”

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Luke: “Possible show title… write it down… please”

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Luke: “Yo. That’s ours”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boo! Boo, poll takers! (Mmm-hmm!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asking for the clip of Andrew saying “I agree with everything that you said” to be isolated and sent to him and Andrew is concerned with the requests made for Marsupial Gurgle

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Luke and Andrew: Luke taking a screenshot and Andrew saying “Ooh. Did you get my good side?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, it’s a story of a man with profound mental illness, by the way. Oh, it’s not funny. Oh, man”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s… a true story… That was a buzz for our friendship”

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Clips From TBTL #2624: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Anyway, Luke. I told you I didn’t wanna fight about it. I don’t know why you insist on… I, I… you know what… all the listeners heard it… I was trying to be a friendly person. You’re the one who made this ugly”

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Andrew: “But, anyway. I’ll let Linh speak for himself. Maybe he loves it. Maybe he hates it. But, if Linh says ‘No’, everybody take ‘No’ for an answer”

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Andrew: “Clang-bangy”

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Andrew: “Here’s the deal, Luke”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke… Hey, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I agree with everything that you said”

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Andrew: “I don’t remember if I heard this or if I just had a theory. Huh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to buzz you for singing; cuz, that’s great. But, I do have to buzz you because it’s not on the list”

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Andrew: “I mean, you win… with excitement from me”

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Andrew: “I’ll be there for you”

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Andrew: “I’m already… kind of, regretting… almost everything that I’ve participated in with this show today”

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Andrew: “I’m just bragging now. I know people who know people”

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Andrew: “It was a headrest of its time”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Nothing creepy about that!”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “Ooh. Did you get my good side?”

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Andrew: “Ooh. You almost caught me in a lie”

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Andrew: “This is the most Burbankian call we’ve ever gotten”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Wow!” #2

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Yeah!” #2

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Andrew: “Yeah… I agree with everything that you said; so, there’s no need to start a fight here”

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Andrew: “You heard the smoke coming outta my ears. I was like, ‘What was a reference to?'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve been staring at that bird poop for too long… that dollop of bird poop for too long. I’m just gonna take care of it right now. I hate it when you use dollop… in reference to fecal matter! Nobody’s ever gonna eat sour cream again… who listens to this show. I know; which is, by the way, your goal. Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah. I love the trombone. I used to play the trombone; but, I think my parents made me stop (Really!?) cuz it sounded like farts”

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