Clips From TBTL #2619

Andrew: “Because, I feel like it’s a very… Andrew… eyerolly take; or, you should roll your eyes at me kind of take”

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Andrew: “But, here’s the deal… not to get all shorty and snarky on it”

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Andrew: “I didn’t make the connection, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… I’m just regular Me”

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Andrew: “I know”

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Andrew: “I would… be happy to make fun of this shit”

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Andrew: “I embarrassed to raise, because it, it could just… you know, speak to my… confusion over female anatomy or, or even… you know… the sex act”

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Andrew: “It’s good lawyers doing good things for good men!”

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Andrew: “Make America Shorty Again?”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “Power out?”

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Andrew: Saying “#Content” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Tell me about the future tripping, George”

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Andrew: “Wah-wah”

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Andrew: “We have a really good sense of humor about this stuff; which… I doubt”

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Andrew: “Well, now I’m gonna just start… contradicting myself”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “What!?” #2

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Andrew: Whispering “It’s like looking in a mirror… only, not”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m forty-one years old… I can tell you, I’ve never time traveled back to see my self… by the way; (Right) in case, I needed that on the record”

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Luke: “Coming to you… from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center… perched smack dabbed in the middle of the Kingdom of Bay… the Bay City, that is”

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Luke: “I finally realized… they were talking to me”

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Luke: “I was spinning some Art Bell-isms… there”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you, Justin, if you rat on me; I swear to God, I will find you and I’ll make you host the Shorty Awards by yourself next year”

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Luke: “Let me just say… Peace and love… peace and love to our listeners who are marketers”

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Luke: “Listen… we literally knew what you were saying”

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Luke: Saying “Now, we’re getting down to it” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Suddenly realized…they were talking to me” with two different voices

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Luke: Short laugh

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Luke: Singing “Shorty!”

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Luke: Singing “Shorty!” #2

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Luke: Singing “Shorty!” #3

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Luke: Singing “Shorty!” #4

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Luke: Singing “Shortys!”

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Luke: Singing “Shortys!” #2

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Luke: Singing “Shortys!” #3

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I did have a weird experience on a cruise ship; where, I think I might have seen future Me. What!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can tell you about how to do it all the different ways. Okay, great”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I talk about flying too much as it is… Can you imagine if I’d… made a sound investment on that ticket… I would never shut up about it. Oh, I can imagine it… Do I want to imagine it? That’s the question”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like trying to… corral a firehose just shooting… audio water everywhere. Why did that sound dirty? (Wow!) Alright, Andrew… (That got sexy)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The, the longest running so-bro… (Yes, right) of the show”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can’t say the word ‘Shorty’ without singing that way. Yeah, no. In my head. Every time you said, ‘Shorty,’ I was echoing with a ‘Shorty'”

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Clips From TBTL #2618

Andrew: “Goddamn!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to say this word; and, people are gonna make fun of me”

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Andrew: “I get it!”

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Andrew: “I need a miracle! I need a miracle!”

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Andrew: “I stole the TV!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No, I heard it. And, you know what? I don’t think I’ve seen that commercial; but, I think I’ve heard it from the other room. Because, I have an issue with that. Obviously”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s just more shame” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “This is irritating me now”

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Andrew: “This is me just snowflaking the shit out of this show; and, I apologize”

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Andrew: “This is real bullshit”

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Andrew: “This thing is broken though. Every time you talk, it just, like… it goes down… it must be equipment failure… Oh, no, now it’s really going down”

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Andrew: “We gotta get to a better topic. I’m just stalling so that you can give me some hot take on picking up poop in the backyard, or something”

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Andrew: “We’re getting to the part where I’m gonna get real heated here, Luke”

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Andrew: “Wha’ happened?”

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Andrew: “What the fuck?”

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Andrew: Whispering “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Yet… I’m also a goddamn pedant”

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Andrew: “You still do!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “A new kind of cryptocurrency called, ‘Pitcoin’? Ha!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think Linh… Pham somewhere… created a mashup of ‘Ooooh, explicit’ with the intimate too. I’m sure you can find that on your social media… He did, actually. I believe that’s over on The Marsp… Mmm-hmm. Is that what they call Marsupial Gurgle… They do now”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s not how it works! Not how any of this works!”

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Luke: “Don’t buy any more Bitcoin, okay?”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Burbank”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up… us!”

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Luke: “God, isn’t it nice to know I’m not an anti-Semite and you guess right on The Breeders?”

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Luke: “Ha!!!”

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Luke: “He’s Andrew Walsh and he joins us now from the Wallingford–Excuse me! Record scratch! The Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington”

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Luke: “I wanna let you eff this up on your own”

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Luke: “I want you to just rooster-block the haters”

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Luke: Imitating machine gun fire

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Luke: “It’s a Friday… It’s day five and the final day… of Bumpuses Fest 2018”

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Luke: “Kermit the Frob”

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Luke: “Lurnk, Lurnk Burburnk’s… Dazzling Durnurs”

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Luke: “Mariners… Got some weird hope”

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Luke: “Not to brag”

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Luke: Saying “Airlines… We have the planes” as Ving Rhames

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Luke: Saying “I have a feeling that you’re gonna regret this” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “Murpet Babies, we make our dreams come true”

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Luke: Singing “Tea… for two… and two… for tea”

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Luke: Singing a Seattle Mariners song

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Luke: Singing along to a song

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Luke: “Some… all gave some. Some gave all”

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Luke: “Somewhere… deep… in the bowels of the weird Internet”

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Luke: “That isn’t… the snowflaking I thought you were gonna snowflake”

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Luke: “That’s my Titcoin”

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Luke: “This is what happens when you stop talking about tea… and, start getting real”

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Luke: “Wa-pow!”

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Luke: “Who’s editing this shit, by the way? Sorry”

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Luke and Andrew: “A company that comes in and does environment remediation on gravel pits… called ‘So Pitted’? Oh, please… please, please, please”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boy, that’s a hell of a forward promo… I know. Do I have to be back? Do I have to come back after the break? How dare you! How dare you, Kermit the Frob… More like, Kermit the Fraud!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you wanna clog… clog up the toilet for old time’s sake? I’ve never clogged that toilet”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, let’s thank some Donors of the Day… Geez, Louise!! Hey, Andrew! What!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Kermit the Frob, The Murpets and Lurk Burburnk

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s see. I’ve got it. I’ve actually got ’em right here. Take a listen to this, ‘Oh, explicit intimacy… Ooooh!’ Wow. That’s a tripe threat. That’s a real troika. That’s all kinds of disturbing”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can’t catch a falling knife. When do I get out of this money, Andrew? What am I doing? I can’t catch a falling… So screwed… So pitted… So pitted”

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Clips From TBTL #2617

Andrew: “Barry, these teas are mwah!”

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Andrew: “Ewww!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke! How do you feel about hibiscus?”

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Andrew: “I’m so sorry, Mayor… we’re not using that word anymore”

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Andrew: “It’s a lotta Bs, dude”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: “Mwah!”

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Andrew: “No, I’m not doing it. I’m not doing it!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, Luke. This is really embarrassing”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hibiscus!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “Shoot! That never occurred to me”

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Andrew: Singing the bass line to Pink Floyd’s “Money”

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Andrew: “That is a classic… scam!”

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Andrew: “That’s my Waterloo”

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Andrew: “What does that mean!?”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Luke: “Also got… Bumpuses on the brain”

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Luke: “Crazy Bob’s Bitcoins… We’re overstocked! Our manager’s out of town”

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Luke: “Did she use Titcoin? I hope so”

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Luke: “Focus on Titcoin!”

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: “Hey, I just remembered a thing I know less about than cryptocurrency; and, it’s the history of Zapp and Roger”

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Luke: “I bought some… Bitcoin last night!”

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Luke: “I mean, holy… holy guacamole”

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Luke: “I’m not even kidding… and, this is because, I am a person who is only lightly… tethered to reality, Andrew… Which is the n–is the nice new way of saying I’m crazy”

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Luke: “It’s a Litecoin”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lemme say, lemme defend myself… in a way that will mildly racist”

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Luke: “Major apologies in advance for how much of this I’m gonna get wrong”

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Luke: “Napoleon… you can leave!”

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Luke: “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip”

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Luke: “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip, it’s your Blursday”

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Luke: Saying “How much for one Bitcoin?” as Chris Rock

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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah, yeah! Bitcoin. Bitcoin” as Paul Shaffer

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Luke: “Paul… Paul, do you do the Bitcoin? Do you enjoy the Bitcoin?” as David Letterman

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Luke: Singing “MAME!”

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Luke: “Wait… how does this work? Do you guys know? Rudy and Daisy? Oh, God… they’re no help. I’m gonna have to just figure this out on my own”

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Luke: “You know, there’s a right way to rock; and, a wrong way… to say… that this was a chain restaurant. And, I was wrong”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although, I think they may have mined almost of the Bitcoins there are to mine now… What does that mean!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It bends… towards Titcoin. Come on”

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Luke and Andrew: “My ship may have come in, bro! You have the crypto-touch… Everything you touch turns into cryptocurrency”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh, can we go out with ‘Waterloo’ by ABBA? Yes we can!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We, we’re not even in sync. So, this is gonna get very jazzy, very fast. Oh, no! Are you thinking that this might not sound good? Shoot! That never occurred to me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow! All I can say is ‘Wow!’ (Wow!)”

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Andrew “Intimate” Walsh on The Ron and Don Show

Andrew filled in for Don O’Neill on KIRO’s The Ron and Don Show on April 11, 2018. During the segment where Ron and Andrew were discussing about a Wall Street Journal article regarding podcasts and groupies, Andrew used the word “intimacy” and “intimate” quite a times on the show. The following isn’t a comprehensive list of them, but I will be adding more as I have time to do so.

Andrew: “Intimacy”

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Andrew: “Intimate”

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Andrew: “Intimate” #2

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On the sTens Facebook group, listener Emily mentioned that Andrew saying “intimate” would go well with the “Oh, ‘Explicit!’ Ooooh!” drop from #2604. As such, I decided to have my hand at making a couple of mashups. I had to play around with the pitch of Andrew saying “intimacy” or “intimate” to make it fit in with the rest of the drop.

Andrew: “Oh, explicit intimacy… Ooooh!”

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Andrew: “Oh, intimate… Ooooh!”

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Clips From TBTL #2616

Andrew: “All of the gray paint… around this area starts coming up from the floor… You know what’s not fucking moving? The dollop… The dollop remains! I am now, I am now… wiping away the paint of the floor; while, this thing, remains there”

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Andrew: “Aw, beans! I could talk about beans all day”

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Andrew: “Can I just remind you that I did not give up on the poop dollop this morning?”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Don’t misuse that”

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Andrew: “Don’t put stank on that so we can’t use it other times”

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Andrew: “I didn’t want to spend my… morning doing this!”

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Andrew: “I used, I used to drug myself with pho”

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Andrew: “I was, I turned it down really quickly; cuz, I thought maybe, is that gonna… Is that some sort of new remix where it’s gonna get dirty… about pecking all day long?”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. This is gross”

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Andrew: Imitating Woody Woodpecker’s laugh

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s move! Let’s move on!”

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Andrew: “Like, my brain will not let me podcast if there is… exposed poop in the house”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! You wanna go to the Cat Box Rodeo? Mmm… no. No, I don’t”

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Andrew: “Oh, it feels good to laugh again, though”

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Andrew: “The name Andy just underscored all of that. It cemented it; just like cat poo on a painted floor”

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Andrew: “The Obama needs work”

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Andrew: “This is a gross story”

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Andrew: “Wait ’til you hear what an idiot I am”

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Andrew: “Wait a second… What’s going… That’s not the original!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. I’m Petey… mothertrucker”

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Andrew: “Yikes… Yikes”

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Andrew: “You told me that this was a, this had a built-in pottery studio… No, no, no. I said it had a poddery studio. It’s where one pods”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a cat box rodeo! (Cat… box… rodeo!) Exactly”

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Andrew and Luke: Jumping right into cat feces talk at the top of the show

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Andrew and Luke: “Mvalo (Mvalo?) Mvalo, (Mvalo, Mvalo, Mvalo!) it means hello and goodbye, I think. Goodbye! (Goodbye!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, this is gross as it’s gonna get, I think… it looked one of my cats had a softer stool at some point in the last twenty-four (Oooh!) hours. Maybe… as he or she (Ooooh!) was leaving the… Don’t misuse that. As he or she… don’t put stank on that so we can’t use it other times”

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Andrew and Luke: Third leg of the stool

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Andrew and Luke: “This isn’t my first, (Okay) you know, cat box rodeo”

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Luke: “Day three of hashtag… Bumpus Life”

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Luke: “He’s the one who pecks”

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Luke: Imitating Woody Woodpecker’s laugh

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Luke: “Lurnk Burnkburnk”

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Luke: “Oh, buddy… Oh, my simple friend”

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Luke: “Oh, don’t mind me. Just… you know these stairs with these old bones”

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Luke: “Okay. Here we go, everybody”

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Luke: “Problem solved!”

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Luke: “Psych!”

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Luke: Saying “Lurnk… we do not have time… for this silliness” as Barack Obama

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Luke: Saying “This episode… two-thousand six-hundred sixteen… wouldn’t, wouldn’t happen… without all of you” as Barack Obama

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Luke: “You were putting in some time in the D Leagues, the Dookie Leagues”

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Luke and Andrew: “Goodbye! (Goodbye!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m your host, Lurnk Burburnk! (Lurnk Burburnk)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke does an impression of Barack Obama and Andrew thinks that it is horrible

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks Woody Woodpecker is a horrible person

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Luke and Andrew: “The news… as… we… scrape… it! (As… we… scrape… it)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What would you call that… the sound Woody Woodpecker makes? I would call it a Marsupial Gurgle… Would you? Mmm-hmm”

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Clips From TBTL #2615

Andrew: “Do I have to answer that?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Nope”

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Andrew: “Fine… Fine! Let’s… You know what? Let’s end… let’s end this show”

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Andrew: “Get outta my face with that good tasting, modern Listerine! I like the yellow stuff!! The stuff that you can’t even put in your mouth without crying”

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Andrew: “Ha!!”

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Andrew: “How are Luke and Andrew and Window Guy gonna get on the big team?”

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Andrew: “How are you doing!?”

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Andrew: “Hrmmmm”

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Andrew: “Hunh!”

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Andrew: “I hear a little broken Walkman Andy… in Superbuzz, or whatever”

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Andrew: “I just got owned!!”

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Andrew: “I just… I just pounded a banh mi sandwich from the place across the street from me”

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Andrew: “I told you!!”

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Andrew: “I wuv you”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Lurnk Burburnk ur-mail”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: Saying “I’m in love with the zoodle” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Pretty, pretty” as Larry David

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Andrew: “See? I already–I’m turning cool. I said, ‘Kickin””

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Andrew: “Violent Crumble, this is family!!”

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Andrew: “When it’s sunny in the city… it’s gonna get pretty, up in Bellingham”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, I have some good news for you, I think. Oh, good”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just did a quick search on ‘Violent Crumble’… and, I’m not seeing anything. So, I think that’s a great name for a movie. That’s the third member of ICP. Whoop, whoop! Oh, God! Violent Crumble, this is family!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love your story. It’s a beautiful story. I love stuff like that… (Thank you, Shatner)”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

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Luke: “And, you are gonna laugh and laugh the whole time”

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Luke: “Block out the haters”

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Luke: “Bumpuses! Get in here! It’s time to do the show! Oh, hi, everybody. Sorry… I didn’t realize this was on”

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Luke: “Eeuugh”

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Luke: “Imagine that!!!”

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Luke: “Is this the day I’m gonna just drink this and go straight Kitty Dukakis on it”

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Luke: Making an explosion sound

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Luke: “Of course!”

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Luke: “Oh my God in heaven, Andrew”

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Luke: “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip”

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Luke: “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip… it was your birthday, yesterday”

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Luke: Saying “Come over here, little children. I’ve got some chalk for you” as in elderly man

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Luke: Saying “Hawaii” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Hey… I just met you… this is crazy… but, here’s my number… so fax me maybe”

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Luke: “So, I saw an opportunity to try to mow the lawn… because, I knew… we were gonna be… back at it again with the white Vans today”

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Luke: Whispering “It was so good!”

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Luke: “Wow”

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Luke: “Yes, sir!”

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Luke and Andrew: Finally figuring out that Necco stands for New England Confectionary Company

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s why you have the reservation. Right! Exactly what I was thinking of”

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Luke and Andrew: “The PuckerButt Pepper Company (Nope)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re welcome, ASMR fans… This one’s for you, Sammy!”

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