Andrew: “And, so I picked up and I was like ‘Hello’, I was like ‘Hello’, and then I was ‘Hello!’. And I just kept on saying it more and more goofy until they heard me.”
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Andrew: “Ask your doctor about Hydrox”
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Andrew: “Heh-heh”
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Andrew: “I graduated!”
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Andrew: “I hope there’s words”
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Andrew: “I’m sorry, Luke. I’m sorry!”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Have you ever done this before?”
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Andrew: Reacting to Luke talking about his foot issue with “Oh God!”
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Andrew: Screaming “Two Bits!”
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Andrew: Short Laugh
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Snorting #2
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Andrew: “Thank you and congratulations and I’m sorry.”
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Andrew: “The good news is, the bow on the story is, it turns out, I am more annoying than Internet scammers because he hung up on me first. So, why are you guys listening to this show?”
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Andrew: “This is Luke Burbank’s ‘One To Watch’.”
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Andrew: “Yello!!!”
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Andrew: “You know, it’s difficult… difficult lemon difficult…”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew couldn’t believe that they were already 45 minutes into the show
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew plays something he thought had spoken words but didn’t
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Andrew and Luke: Appropriate words to say towards the end of a TBTL podcast
Andrew and Luke: “Are you mad at me for sneaking a dream into Keys to the Show, those are supposed to be different segments? No.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m kind of known as the Jim Cramer of broadcasting (Right). Mega booyas. Mega booyas.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Together, we’re like the Freakonomics of podcasting (Uh-huh).”
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Luke: “Although, you do sound like your being pretty annoying.”
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Luke: “But that movie suffers from, what I call, ‘Three Boob Syndrome'”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Cuz we’ve already, you know, blown the seal on this show.”
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Luke: Fighting with eggs
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Luke: “I have this watch, one of these activity watches. Not to be confused with an Activia watch, which helps you poop.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Little sound bit played while Luke was talking
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Luke: “Luke Burbank. Luke, we are your father!”
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Luke: Mouth sound made while trying to think of a correct answer
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Luke: “She just sat up, by the way, when I said her name. Sorry buddy, I’m not your biological father. This conversation is long overdue.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew kept on getting more annoying to the scammer
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew played a snoring drop when Luke was starting to talk about his dreams
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Luke and Andrew: Both are having a little too much fun with a TBTL supporter’s name
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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, possible show title: Freakonomics, hold the nomics. That was not good. (I’m writing it down.) That was not a good joke and I apologize.”
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Luke and Andrew: Hydrox Cookies
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Luke and Andrew: “I got an e-mail from a beautiful young lady, she said ‘Hi BB, I want you touch my breasts. Use Facebook much?’ And then it had a link and, you know, the rest they say is history. That was actually me.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading the tagline for “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” in the voice of Don LaFontaine
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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought he was going to get Donovan-rolled by Andrew
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Luke and Andrew: “Roger Rabbit should be called… Bob Hoskins kills it! That’s right, it should be called ‘A Bob Hoskins Master Class’.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You could’ve gotten away with that too, I mean, if it weren’t for those nosy kids… (Yeah) called me.”
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