Andrew: “Apparently”
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Andrew: “April Fools!”
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Andrew: “Don’t worry about it, they’ll come back. Put on another Family Guy!”
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Andrew: “Good Lord!”
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Andrew: Good News and Bad News re: Luke’s Shirt Showering
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Andrew: “Hello, Luke. I’m not feeling funny this morning.”
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Andrew: “I need to remember that people listen to this.”
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Andrew: “If my phone rings and it’s Professor Bananas, I will have to pick it up.”
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Andrew: “Is it over?”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Show title!”
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Andrew: “Whoa!”
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Andrew: “Whoo! Good Lord! I need to burn this podcast. We need to start a new podcast.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hmm. Wait, what? What’s that? Her? Huh? Egg?”
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Andrew and Luke: “I gotta say we’re off to a hot start. Wow!!! Well, I think we know your new intro on the show, Andrew.”
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Andrew and Luke: “We’re catless in Seattle right now. Wait, what?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Which is good, cuz you’re in Sacramento and there’s plenty of water in California these days. Oh, my God… you son of a bitch.”
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Luke: “And I do mean, for once, morning edition. Ooh, did I just violate a trademark or a copyright by saying those words next to each other?”
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Luke: “Andrew ‘The Funny Detectorist’ Walsh”
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Luke: “Andrew, no less pressing.”
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Luke: “By the way, how dare you water shame me from Seattle! You don’t even live here anymore.”
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Luke: “Hey, uh, uh, uh, uh, notice me Senpai… in the kitchen.”
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Luke: “I am gonna leave the water running, just to spite you.”
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Luke: “It’ll be fine!”
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Luke: “Me too!”
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Luke: “See? This is because I’m from the Northwest and I live in the Northwest, Andrew; where, the water flows like wine, or something.”
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Luke: “What did I do!!?”
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Luke: “Whoo!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, you gotta stay woke. What is that?”
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Luke and Andrew: Getting Woke on Alabama Hot Pocket
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Luke and Andrew: “New York City. New York City?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Swearing alert. Okay, everybody? Yep. I’m about to say a swear word. I’m taking off my headphones. Fuckboy. That’s trending right now. Is it over? Can I put my headphones back on? Yep. Okay, good.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You got woke my friend. Ah, you in New Hampshire now!”
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