Clips From TBTL #2509

Listener Joel left a voicemail message that included a song about Luke’s adventure with Morton Williams in New York Jersey and “Italian wine product”.

Listener Joel: Singing a song about Luke getting wine product at Morton Williams in New York Jersey

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Andrew: “But, how was I so stupid for so long”

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Andrew: “Dinger”

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Andrew: “Dinger” #2

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Andrew: “Dinger” #3

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Andrew: “Do ya love me now, Mommy, that all the purples are together!?”

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Andrew: “Five and a half years of doing this show… How have we never come up with ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Walsh’? That is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life. It also is focused on me, which I like.”

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Andrew: “How is it that I’m always in a situation where I have to be the one talking all the time?”

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Andrew: “If I’m a shy person, why is my tongue hurt from talking too much all the time?”

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Andrew: “If I’m in a, if I’m expecting a call from somebody, I gotta make sure that I turn the dinger up on this thing; but, then, if I have the dinger up and I’m recording TBTL, and the dinger goes off, that’s distracting and the buzzing is distracting.”

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Andrew: “Just me playing one of my… now infamous or, let’s say, celebrated… tongue diaries”

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Andrew: Making a sound in the background

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Andrew: “Oh, we got, we got to the hot talk, baby!”

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Andrew: “Shut up!”

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Andrew: Singing “Taking care of business… every day”

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Andrew: Singing “Wrap it up! I’ll take it”

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Andrew: Singing “Wrap it up”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew and Luke: Conjugating “vagal” as if it were a verb

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Andrew and Luke: “I laugh a lot, I love a lot, (Mmm-hmm) and I leak a lot. Yeah… lives, laugh, leak”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is this our skyjinks story?! Yes!”

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Luke: “By the way, I blame… this a little bit on you”

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Luke: “First they came… for the other team’s players, and I said nothing. Then Thursday Night Football came for… eighty percent for the Seattle Seahawks… and there was nowhere there, there’s no one there to defend me”

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Luke: “How is your tongue feeling, my friend?”

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Luke: “I didn’t have to go find the lice, the lice found me, Andrew. But, that’s just, you know… that’s the, that’s the world I grew up in”

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Luke: “I feel like a modern day Studs Terkel up here”

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Luke: “I weep for the longest running co-host of your life, Genevieve”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Pleep–people… sheeple… pleeple”

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Luke: “This is turning into ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Walsh’… and, I knew it… I knew it was gonna happen when you said you didn’t answer your phone. I… I knew I was gonna… This is on me”

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Luke: “What is nobler… to maketh plans and cancel them; or, to have never made plans at all?”

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Luke: “You will never let me forget that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just wanna to… kinda get a few… of these things kind of buttoned up before we, before we go outward facing with this date. Long-haired business dater. Another one! Shut up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York Jersey!? New York Jersey!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York Jersey!? New York Jersey!? Get a councilwoman”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Take… this broken tongue”

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