Clips From TBTL #2550: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “Because, what fucking c–Sorry about my language”

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “The, the, the ground was fertile”

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Andrew: “We have basement correspondent, David from the Basement, joining us”

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Andrew, David Burbank and Luke: DFTB, also known as David from the Bus

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David Burbank: “Aw, shit. You’re blowing up my spot!”

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David Burbank: “Ehhh”

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David Burbank: “Fuck the 12s”

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David Burbank: “Imagine how fucking dominant the Jaguars would be, right now, if they had Russell Wilson instead of Blake Bortles”

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David Burbank: “Look, I know basements”

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David Burbank: “Rah-rah”

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David Burbank: “You need to show emotion, you need to show your authority, you need to show the reason why you’re a fucking head coach”

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David Burbank and Luke: “Are you talking about McDowell? Yes… dingus”

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Luke: “And now, and I’ll slowly back away from the microphone and pet the cat”

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Luke: “As long as I don’t… get… rootin’-tootin’ drunk on Thursday night; which, would be a horrible idea”

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Luke: “Change your offensive line, change your world”

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Luke: “Did you guys know that Andrew uses a battery? That, Andrew’s actually battery-powered?”

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Luke: “Drop the elf on the shelf”

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Luke: “Even Rudy knows that that was a terrible idea for me to… accidentally, accidentally play… the… NFC Championship version of this song”

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Luke: “I rule with an iron whim”

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Luke: “It sucks when you have a bunch of hop-ons”

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Luke: “Legit jealous”

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Luke: “Let’s go to Rolo Tony Brown Town for… just a quick minute”

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Luke: “Like… they just need some big, they just need some big, derpy Brock Huard back there”

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Luke: Making a mouth and lip sound

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Luke: “Of course, the Seahawks loss was immaterial”

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Luke: “Oh, the irony”

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Luke: “Or, is this a fluky thing”

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Luke: “So, that’s a little handholdy”

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Luke: “We’re just getting… pwned at every turn by elderly kickers”

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Luke: “What say you, Walsh?”

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Luke: “Yeah, that’s a scorch take”

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Luke: “You 12, bro?”

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Luke: “You know, herky-jerkyin’, back-slappin'”

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Luke: “You… are… handsome. You understand… draft… position”

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Luke and Andrew: “How, how are, how are you… Andrew… with 0 and 16? I’m… remarkably sanguine”

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Luke and David Burbank: Belichicken and Belichickian

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Luke and David Burbank: “How about Eli Manning? I mean, I’ve already said… a derp face. (Yeah, why not?) Like, he’s King of Derpville”

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Luke and David Burbank: “I don’t have any printer ink… I’m out of printer ink in this printer. Still? Probably from DFTB printing out too many résumés. Whatever. It’s fine. Hit him up… He needs work.”

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Luke and David Burbank: “I was raging for three (I was… I was just retweeting)”

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Luke and David Burbank: “We’re… getting dangerously close to three hours. Should we just talk about the Mariners for a minute? (Goddamnit)”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “I downloaded a brown app earlier today… (Ohh) Still wanna stay out of the bathroom. (Hey-oh) That’s gross. That is gross”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “The challenge for me is, I have to host an event in Portland on Thursday night. (Ooh) Why, why do you do this to yourself? Yeah, what the hell?”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “There’s something about the soul of a head coach. I knew we were getting there! There’s something about the soul of a Carroll. There’s… something about the soul of flame they can’t melt the steel”

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