Clips From TBTL #2552

Andrew: “And, also, and this has nothing to do… with my snowflakiness or allegations against Franco; which, I don’t know anything about… literally, as… I just demonstrated”

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Andrew: “But, at the end of the day… like… that movie just ended up being like literally one big dick joke. Sort of, I dunno if you ever saw that movie… but… spoiler alert: it just ends on a giant, monster dick joke”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I used to be, used to be totally… per-cheese-a non grata… in my life! Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “Do you see me now, Elaine!?”

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Andrew: “From my perspective, as Andrew Walsh, the idea of being a Tommy Wiseau-like character is… horrifying to me”

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Andrew: “Hey, can I ask you another question, while we’re just gazing at these here navels?”

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Andrew: “I know this is a weird show”

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Andrew: “I’m winging it here, people; and, I know people are gonna get angry”

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Andrew:¬†Intentionally mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres”

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Andrew: “Is it his fault? It’s not his fault! He wasn’t doing it!”

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Andrew: “It sounds so twee!”

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Andrew: “It was so… goddamn cool, man”

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Andrew: “It… drives… me… crazy!”

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Andrew: “It’s almost cheese time!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m classist as fuck; like, I don’t know”

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Andrew: “My brain just relaxed… When my brain relaxes, I open up Twitter”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s all over the place. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Oof. Ouch”

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Andrew: “People are gonna hate… people already hate me; but… people are gonna hate me for saying this”

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Andrew: “Please don’t fuck this up for me”

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Andrew: Saying “Freaks and Geeks” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh hi, James” as Tommy Wiseau

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Wow! Wow! Wow!”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna wanna sit down for this”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s almost cheese time! Countdown to Cheesetown!”

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Andrew and Luke: “See… I look for audio too, Luke… Oh, okay. Yeah… We’re all working here”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s like the… the Holy Grail… of Christendom, isn’t it? No, I guess (Oh, yeah) the Holy Grail of Christendom is the Holy Grail… but… I hear it now. Okay, I hear it”

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Luke: “Along with bread cheese, I have some other passions… including… how I keep myself jogging”

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Luke: “Countdown to Cheesetown!”

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Luke: “I am gonna tell you about the miracle of bread cheese”

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Luke: “I will chant in my brain… ‘Hard hat, lunch pail. Hard hat, lunch pail’ as I’m running… rhythmically to keep myself moving”

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Luke: “I’ll remind listeners, I’m a forty-one year old man and father of one… Who… pretends he’s in a basketball game that’s he watching on the treadmill”

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Luke: “If… If DFTB… took… RFTP… Everyone’s just gonna have… weird acronym codes on the show”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, hi there, everybody!”

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Luke: “Per-cheese-a non grated?”

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Luke: Singing a portion of the M*A*S*H theme

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Luke: “So that’s… the inside of my mind”

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Luke: “Tweetus Interruptus”

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Luke: “You know… when you realize your parents are becoming old people… it’s an interesting experience”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cheese stories are the new hot dog stories. by the way, in 2018, Andrew… Oh, no! I’m being pushed out already!”

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Luke and Andrew: “First of all, I often pee sitting down; which, is… very macho thing of me. (Mmm-hmm) That’s how lazy I am”

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Luke and Andrew: “He ground you down? He ground me down”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not necessarily a number two situation. (I see) It’s just, get up in the morning… walk in to the bathroom… sit down… relieve myself… and then, just start like… What do you call it… playing with my boop-bloop? [sic] Well, in this context, you wanna be real careful about using that phrase”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sometimes, you want it by COB. Yes, I do; or, ASAP. Oh, God… I want that ASAP”

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