Clips From TBTL #2572

Andrew: “Hey, Luke Burbank… I just remembered to turn on my microphone”

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Andrew: “I apologize to everybody, not even… those who live in the great state of Illinois… Everybody. I apologize. You deserve better from your… podcast co-hosts”

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Andrew: “I believe it’s pronounced, ‘Chicagos'”

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Andrew: “I didn’t want to start here”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna take this to Boring Town”

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Andrew: “I have a question for you”

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Andrew: “I have the money-clumping cat litter… You just throw money in it and it all clumps together”

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Andrew: “I was there when you stubbed your toe”

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Andrew: “I would… I would take that bet… Give it to me and let me see how I do”

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Andrew: “I’m not super… into drugs; but, I love a good NyQuil high”

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Andrew: “‘I’m writing you, because my wife’s birthday will be on February the 8th’… That’s today, Luke”

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Andrew: “I’m… dirtbaggy anyway”

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Andrew: “I’ve, I was… I was riding a magic… a magic carpet ride, man. I was a little floating still”

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Andrew: “It says, ‘Illinoise’ [ph] on it. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Just cuz we’re b…acking the Starbleeper into this”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I am so confused”

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Andrew: “Let’s just go into the rumpus room”

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Andrew: “No! I’m just getting dumber!”

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Andrew: “Nope. If this ever happens again, I am going to schedule a driver and you’re knocking me… the eff out! I’m… I’m… Cranky… Yandy”

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Andrew: “Okay, this, yeah, this is… this is cranky”

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Andrew: “Please… I’m Yandy”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “This has shaken me to my core!”

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Andrew: “Turn in my everything card!”

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Andrew: “Wow!! That’s some… ROI right there”

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Andrew: “Yeah! It’s Starfucker, from way back in the day”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I was talking into a microphone which reeked… of bad breath, by the way… Whoa!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did I say, ‘Illinoise’ [ph] a second ago? Did I, I think I said, ‘Illinoise’. [ph] I think you did. Oh my… Christ! I feel–do you want my resignation? Turn in your Midwest card? Turn in my everything card! I can’t believe I did that!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, we could just totally steal the bit form ol’ Gary… Yeah. His lawyers got better things to do than to sue us, these days. Am I allowed to say that!?”

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Luke: “And, I realized… I have made out with that microphone countless times”

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Luke: “Cranky Andy calls it ‘Starbleeper’… Cranky Yandy says the whole name”

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Luke: “Cuz, that’s the kind of narcissism that I live with, Andrew… And, I don’t wish it upon anyone”

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Luke: “Do you think I can take this to a more boring place? Cuz, I’m, I’m about to. Are you ready? Are you sitting down?”

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Luke: “Here’s my… thousand dollar folly”

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Luke: “‘Hey, Paisly! Duck and cover!’ Just fire a dirt clod at him”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oof!”

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Luke: Singing “It’s just a matter of time”

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Luke: Singing “You’re a rich Walsh! You don’t drive a car”

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Luke: “That’s a little squishy”

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Luke: “What’s the easiest way for me to not deal with this?”

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Luke: Whispering “By the way”

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Luke and Andrew: “Of all the places… of all the places, that I want to be making sweet mouth love to a micrphone… Mandarin Gate… really low on the list (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s rich! One hundo a day”

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Luke and Andrew: The DASLing Donors of the Day

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve got places to be and people to see… after this… Tongues to inspect”

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