Commonly Used TBTL Drops

Luke and Andrew have a sizable collection of drops that they use throughout TBTL and the following are some that have been collected or pulled from various TBTL show recordings.

Additional drops can be found in “Additional TBTL Ringtone and Songs” and in “Grab Bag of Drops“. If you would like to request a drop to be added, please fill out and submit the “Clip/Drop Requests” form.

Kroll Show: “360 spins and slam dunk pointers”

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“A cat is an angel that poops in a box”

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Archer: “A problem or a blessing?”

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Mr. Burns: “Ahoy hoy!”

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The Worm and Sarah: “‘Allo. Did you say, ‘Hello’? No, I said ”allo,’ but that’s close enough.” (Edited)

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The Worm and Sarah: “‘Allo. Did you say, ‘Hello’? No, I said ”allo,’ but that’s close enough.” (Original)

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Jerry Springer: “And I paid her with a check”

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Candace: “And, I’m gonna take tea, and take a sip of it, and spit it in each and every one of your mouths. Oh, it’ll burn me; but, it’ll burn you twice. Burn me once with tea, shame on me. Burn you twice in your own mouth, shame on everyone involved!”

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Sergio Dipp: “And here he is… having the time of his life!”

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Tan Lady: “And I’m sorry I’m tan. I like to be tan, it just feels good.”

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Trading Places: “…and she stepped on the ball”

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Andrew: Andrew’s version of the “Top Story” drop (From #2468)

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Carl Wheezer: “Are you going to finish that croissant?”

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Sharon and Anders: “Are you trying to seduce me? I’m trying to se-Ders you.”

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President Obama: “As Jay would say, you, you got flow.”

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“Attention! Attention, everyone! I have an announcement to make! I am leaving this party!”

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“Bagel, baggel, beagel, boggel, boogel”

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Wanderlust: Beepers and Zenith Televisions

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“Boom Boom”

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“Boy!!! Do we have problems, Newark!”

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Silicon Valley: “Bros Before Hoes”

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Adam Tuss: “Brother, who are you? What are you doing? I’m with the news, dude.”

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Gale Timlin: “But, I’ve lost hundreds of pounds and gained hundreds of confidence”

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“But… he’s gay, I mean he’s gay, excuse me, he’s blind.”

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Steve Harwell: “California Got Sunshine”

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Father and Daughter: “Can you say apple?”

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Carl: “Carol, hold my calls”

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Luke: “Case cloched” (From TBTL on February 12 2009 Hour 1)

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LeBron James: “Cleveland!!! This is for you!”

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Jimmy Fallon: “¿Cómo se dice, winning?”

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Cougar Growl

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“Could be a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff.”

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Robin Cooper: Cricket Song

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“Cuz, we’re family psychopathic, straight dirty clown love. Straight dirty clown. What! What! What!”

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Kid: “Did ya poop!?”

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“Done deal, done deal, done deal…”

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“Don’t miss the Sausage Fest”

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Marguerite Perrin: “Don’t stay in my house, if you are dork-sided”

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Kelly O: “Drunk people are so meta”

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Kroll Show: “Dude, give me a brark! Give us the real deal, or we’re outta here!”

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Silicon Valley: Erlich Bachman Mansplaining

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Huey Lewis: “Fans are already reporting that the vibes will be the illest, and the jams: nar ridic. [ph]

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Fanfare/Success Trumpet

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Fanfare/Success Trumpet (Backmask)

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Masterminds: “Farted right into my butthole… like a fart transplant”

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Pitbull: “Fireball”

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Rick and Morty: Alien: “Game day bucket go boom”

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Jim Harbaugh: “Gobble, gobble, gobble turkey from jive turkey gobblers.”

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Anders: Hard “On”

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Kid: “Have you ever had a dream…”

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John Walters: “He may be best known for his depictions of the tall ships, capturing their grace and power”

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“Hello and welcome to ‘Top Story'”

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“He’s a family man, he’s a Christan. He doesn’t believe in abortion, he doesn’t believe in homosexuality.” (Short Version)

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“He’s a family man, he’s a Christan. He doesn’t believe in abortion, he doesn’t believe in homosexuality.” (Long Version)

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Buster Bluth: “Hey Hermano”

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“Hey, Kid! I’m a computer. Stop all the downloading!” (Edited)

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“Hey, Kid! I’m a computer. Stop all the downloading!” (Original)

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Dave Sims: “Hey Lloyd! Do some delivery, for the truck, to the airport!”

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Fred Willard: “Hey, wha’ happened?”

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Hodor: “Hodor”

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Stephanie Tanner: “How rude!”

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Britney Spears: “Huh?!?”

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Luke: “I ain’t no ox-moron!”

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Virgania Horsen: “I bought a balloon… and it doesn’t mean I think I’m better than anybody else”

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Brandon: I got my hater blockers on

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Rowdy Roddy Piper: “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And, I’m all out of bubblegum.”

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Corky St. Clair: “I just hate you and your ass face!”

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Steve Martin: “I know we’ve only known each other for four weeks and three days. To me, it seems like nine weeks and five days…”

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Kid: “I like turtles.”

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I Love Hot Cheetos

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Gladys Hardy: “I love Jesus, but I drink a little.”

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Mitt Romney: “I mean, I figured he had to be in sport; but, he wasn’t in sport.”

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Joseph Maturo and Hodor: “I might have Hodor when I go home, I’m not quite sure yet”

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Joseph Maturo: “I might have tacos when I go home, I’m not quite sure yet”

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“I say, I say, what’s up dog!”

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Alaina: “I was shaking. My tummy was shaking. My head was shaking. My arms were shaking. And my legs. My feet too.”

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Jerry Springer: “I wish I hadn’t done that.”

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Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifinakis: “I, usually, I don’t think my brother is that much funny. I gotta give him some credit for that one, that’s a pretty good spoof.”

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Harvey Dent: “I’m a man of few words. But those words will count. And so will my actions.”

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Kenneth Parcell: “I’m a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.”

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Drunk Makeup Tutorial: “I’m going to be drinking what people always drink when they’re day drinking”

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Phil Dunphy: “I’m hip. I, I surf the web. I text. LOL, laugh out loud. OMG, oh my God. WTF, why the face.”

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Annie: “I’m just feel like… I’m excited, and I feel relaxed, and I’m ready to party with the best of them! And, I’m gonna go down to the river!”

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Ralph Wiggum: “I’m learnding”

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Ashlee Soflyy: “If you’ve got cute hair, I’m gonna say, ‘Damn girl, you got some cute hair!'”

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Instant Gobble

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Kid: “Is this real life?”

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“It is political correctness run amok(e)”

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Mr. Burns: “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times”

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William Shatner: “It’s a beautiful story. I love your story.”

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DJ Paula White: “It’s a P-A-R-T-Y because I said so!”

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Bananas: “It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham”

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Joseph Maturo: “It’s immaterial”

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Kid: “It’s my birthday today” (Clip #1)

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Kid: “It’s my birthday today” (Clip #2)

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Larry David: “It’s…. prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay, pretty good”

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“It’s that ‘Woo Woo!'”

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Cat Massage Lady: “It’s time for cat massage!”

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Jan and Wayne Skylar: “It’s Your Birthday”

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Jan and Wayne Skylar: “It’s Your Birthday” (1 Minute Loop)

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Jan and Wayne Skylar: “It’s Your Birthday” (Chopped and Screwed Version)

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Slow Learners: Jeff asks Anne to honestly tell him why she doesn’t want to be sitting at a restaurant with him

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Bill Belichick: “Just go talk to the geniuses that are online, I know. My-face, Your-face, Instant-face, go, go talk to whoever you want that does that stuff, I don’t know.”

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“Kittens: Inspired by Kittens”

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Tom Shane: “Let the fun begin”

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Tom Shane: “Let-let the fun begin” (From #2342)

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Lightning Crack and Lady Yelling “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Lips, chin, hair

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Little Red Wagon

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Phil Dunphy: “LOL, laugh out loud. OMG, oh my God. WTF, why the face.”

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Kyle Mooney: “Long bombs away”

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Pam: “Look, don’t bully me, alright? I can’t take it. I was cyber-bullied within an inch of my life last night.”

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The Price Is Right: Losing Horn (aka Sad Horns)

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Moe: “Mmm… that’s good Yaqui!”

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“Nailed it!” with the clap after

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“Nailed it!” with the clap first

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Bob Wiley: “New Hampshire?!?!” (From “What About Bob?”)

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Pace Picante: “New York City!?”

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Pace Picante: “New York City!? Get a rope”

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“Nobody bothers me. Nobody bothers me either.”

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Robert Siegel: “Now we’re going to look at a place where hipster culture and world events collide.”

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“Oh my God! And, the quarterback is toast!”

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Andrew: “Oh shit, things are hard!”

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Bruce: “Oh, and the adventure begins again!”

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Bruce: “Oh, hey, y’all said my name!”

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Ciscoe Morris: “Oh, you’re going to love the living tweedle out of this”

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Homer Simpson: “Okay, Bart. It’s time for Operation Crazy Plan.”

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Gina Linetti: “One-duhl… plus one-duhl… equals… toodles!”

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Party Horn Bad

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Party Horn Good

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Party Horn Medium

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Jeb Bush: “Please clap”

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John Travolta: “Please welcome, the wickedly talented”

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John Travolta and Andrew: Travolta saying “Please welcome, the wickedly talented” and Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound

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Ira Glass: “Previous, on Serial”

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Priceless Granite

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“Rawr!”

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Ron Donald Dos and Ron Donald Don’ts

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Kim Cattrall: Scatting

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Candace: “Shame on everybody involved!”

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The Last Man On Earth: Shawshank Redemption

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Rick and Morty: Aliens: “Sir, the, uh, doctor’s appointment to examine the discoloration on your butthole flaps was… Too loud, Cynthia! Too loud and too specific.”

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The Boondock Saints: “So, what’s the symbology there?”

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Inside Amy Schumer: “So, you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your ‘bah-ahh-dy’?”

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William Shatner: “Spock, sabatage the system”

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“Stop the show!”

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Dr. Steve Brule: “Sweet Berry Wine”

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Family Guy: “Tacos! Hot tacos here!”

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Family Guy: “Tacos! Hot tacos here! Ooh, are those tacos? You better believe they’re tacos! I love tacos, especially on a corn tortilla! Oh!!! I love tacos on a corn tortilla!!”

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The Boondock Saints: Symbology vs Symbolism

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“Taargüs, Taargüs”

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Taco Bell Doin’ It Well

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“TBTL Bragging News”

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TBTL e-mail segment intro (from Strong Bad E-mail “dragon”)

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TBTL Ident

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TBTL Ident (Clean)

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TBTL Intro Jingle and Song

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Mr. Show: Television is no friend of mine

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Gary Busey: “That dog? That dog is barking? That’s not… my dog.”

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Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifinakis: “That’s a pretty good spoof.”

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“That’s my wife!” (aka “That’s my woife!”)

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“That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works.”

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Bob Edwards: “That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.”

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Ralph Wiggum: “That’s where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things”

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Werner Herzog: “The enormity of, of their flat brain… the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming”

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“The More You Know” (1989)

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“The More You Know” (1990)

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“The More You Know” (Long Version)

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“The More You Know” (Short Version)

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Arrested Development: “There are dozens of us! Dozens!”

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“There is something about the soul of a cat”

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“There is something about the soul of a cat” (Full clip)

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Man: “They was trying to say I was drunk. I drank 8 beers yesterday, that was all I drank.”

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Navin R. Johnson: “Things are going to start happening to me now.”

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Andrew: “Things are hard”

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Excited Train Guy: “This is special. This is special!”

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The Last Man On Earth: “Truly was a Shawshank Redemption”

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SNL: “Two bros, broin’ it up!”

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Ciscoe Morris: “Up come these just beautiful purple balls”

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President Obama: “We do not have time for this kind of silliness.”

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Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark: “We have top men working on it right now. Who? Top. Men.”

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“Well, all you have to do is study it out. Just study it out and you’ll see. You haven’t done your homework, buddy.”

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Strangers With Candy: “Well, we know you’re good at lying”

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Reno 911!: Miami: “What Up, Yo?”

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Morty: “What’s courageous about eating a hot dog?”

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“When I saw myself poop and I was just like, ‘You gotta be kidding me'”

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Nacho Libre: “When you are a man… sometimes you wear stretchy pants… in your room. It’s for fun.”

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“Why now, what are they doing and how you can steer clear of it all!”

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Princess Leia: “Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf-herder!”

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Steve Martin: “Wow! Wa-ha-ha-ow! Wow! All I can say is wow!”

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Zombie in Starburst Ad: “You are boring me to death, and I’m already dead. You are boring me back to death.”

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Marvin Boggs: “You cannot trust the system. I told you, when you’re in the system, they switch the flip and you’re done. Man, satellites, cell phones, chips, Net, the web, the dentist…”

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Roger Bush: “You know, you gotta eat that microphone!”

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Kid: “You want him to do you so much that you could do anything?”

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Tig Notaro: “You’re a gross person.”

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