Clips From No Point Conversion 2019-09-23

Andrew: “Alright. I am… rolling here… And, I have to go to the bathroom; so, this won’t be a long one”

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Andrew: “And, he didn’t even underline the good shit”

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Andrew: “But, they just have some major red zone issues”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve ever driven on this road before; I’ve only hot dog my way down it”

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Andrew: “I mean, watching Nick Chubb… excites me. Like, that guys is fucking fun to watch”

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Andrew: “It was like the sweet life of Luke and Andy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, what the shit, though”

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Andrew: “The CLink of sadness?”

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Andrew: “We are driving through Hot Dog Alley”

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Andrew: “We’re now parked outside my own Factory of Sadness, which is my house”

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Luke: “Let’s… talk… Rolo Tony Brown Town”

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Luke: “This is how… deluded I am”

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Luke: “Woo-woo, sports mysticism article”

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Luke: “Ya boy”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, we’ll be coasting off that… off of those… you know, naw ridic vibes. Right! And, that was… naw really what happened”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everybody has called… a ride share… So, there’s just a fleet… of… cockamamie parked and paused… Prii… or… Pri… Proctopods. I don’t know what you call those. Proctopodes. Proctipodes”

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Luke and Andrew: “The crack of the mitt… the smell of the bat… (Yes… baseball) Baseball’s sad (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, I’m always trying to pump up your jam about… that the Browns can do it. This one seems tough to me, because… You son of a bitch!”

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Clips From TBTL #2994

Andrew: “I, I shouldn’t have those feelings; but, I do”

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Andrew: “I’ll really be cranking that bad boy up”

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Andrew: “I’m over here smelling my own Yahs”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been proud in my life!”

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Andrew: Imitating the Walshelm scream

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know where you’re keeping your sausages… honestly”

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! The lyrics of ‘Smoke on the Water’ are deep, dude!”

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Andrew: “Prog…costing [ph]

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Andrew: “This is like the problem with me having a bad brain; and, also, probably just to a degree, being human”

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Andrew: “Wah-wah”

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Andrew: “Yes. I knew it had an animal in the title that wasn’t coyote or a lion”

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Andrew: “You’ll hate it cuz it’s not a complete shithole”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew downloaded and played the incorrectly labeled clip of him imitating the Walshelm scream while trying to find the original Walshelm scream and getting mentioned

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Andrew and Luke: “Are we not prog-rock, but prog-podcasting, by any…? We’re Prague-rock”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am the Walshelm. Yeah… You’re the Walshes who helms”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, God… No, no, no. (Oh, God!) I don’t wanna… I don’t wanna (Here we go)”

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Luke: “Batman’s World”

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Luke: “Deep Nurple!”

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Luke: “I read the book… had no… I’m gonna use a bad word… fucking idea what was going on”

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Luke: Singing “Smoke on the water”

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Luke: “That was weird, right?”

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Luke: “The taco looks edible to me!”

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Luke: “This thing was… living its best coyote life!”

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Luke: “You are still right; but, I’m not losing my mind”

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Luke and Andrew: “I only read the New York Times for the naked pictures (Right)”

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Clips From McMillan Men #7

Andrew: “Et cetera”

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Andrew: “Get rid of that guy!”

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Andrew: “He is a broken… man”

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Andrew: “I could be completely wrong about that, all that shit I just babbled about”

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Andrew: Saying “Uh, sir… just one more smell” as Columbo

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Andrew and Luke: “A… to B… A to B. The… (Right!) the structural dynamics of fro”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, sometimes a ‘No’ is a ‘Yes’… and, sometimes… (Mmm-hmm) a ‘No’ that’s a ‘Yes’ is retroactively… a ‘No’ (Right) if anything goes wrong”

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Luke: “Cancel your afternoon plans; because, some… some dumb shit’s gonna go down”

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Luke: “Even though he’s kind of a shit dad; because, his dad is a shit dad… I think”

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Luke: “He’s royally fucked this up”

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Luke: “I got none of that in me”

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Luke: “I’m a sketchy person”

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Luke: “I’m tired of being the fall guy for all this shit”

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Luke: “Not my monkeys, not my circus”

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Luke: “The last smell that I smelled is the smell that I’m smelling now”

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Luke: “Two… dinguses… from a pod”

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Luke: “What a… bullshit job to have!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Two dinguses in a pod…cast (Yup)”

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Clips From TBTL #2993

Andrew: “Because, I can’t even be a beta in my own stories!”

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Andrew: “I mean, it made… my… night. I need a dog, real bad, I think”

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Andrew: “I’m not even a jazz-head”

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Andrew: “In jazz, it’s called: being stoned out of your gills on heroin”

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Andrew: “Michael J. Fox it up”

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Andrew: “Mommy-wife loves shrimp!”

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Andrew: “Ooh… explicit”

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Andrew: “Real polite shrimp!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, unless Mommy’s with me, I guess I can’t talk to any of my… female colleagues”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I was fucking shreddin'”

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Andrew: “Yeah. It was a banner day for shrimp”

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Andrew: “You think I’m making that a show title; you’re off your rocker”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I felt so relieved (Wow!) for everybody… I was just like… (Involved!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you have any pictures of your wife and any pictures of your mom!? (Yes!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting a shout out for a better show title, “Wishy Walshy”

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Luke: “Should I just not ever try to talk to people?”

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Luke: Singing “Do you remember, the twenty-first night of September”

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Luke: “This is a… old man… yells at DJ… moment”

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Luke: “This is gonna sound very judgy of me”

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Luke: “Was that bad… Luke?”

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Luke: “Wilshy-Walshy”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting a mention for calculating the number of hours of TBTL content and discussing that

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Luke and Andrew: “Rudy’s not a good dog; and, you seem to like her… Yeah, she’s alright”

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???: Funny sound was made during the Top Story Drop

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Clips From TBTL #2992

Andrew: “Cuz, I kinda get into newsletter world”

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Andrew: “Get your shit together, guys”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I have a… have a hankering for Rolos now”

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Andrew: “I’m too wishy-washy on this show”

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Andrew: “My question for you is: What if God was one of us? Like, for real, like a stranger on the bus”

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Andrew: “This is getting very, very personal”

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Andrew: “Wah, wah”

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Andrew: “What a Blursday to the community!”

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Andrew: “When we were the stinky ones, we didn’t… smell the stinky smell”

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Andrew: “Your Saul’s new name is: Tarsus Tarsus!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Screw this! This is gross. This is… (Yeah) de… I almost said ‘dehumanizing’. It’s ‘de-cow-manizing’, obviously. De-bovinizing. Yes, de-bovinizing!”

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Luke: “Ass gasket”

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Luke: “Carbon butt-print”

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Luke: “Eww!”

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Luke: “I consider it the Home Alone-ification of my house”

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Luke: “I mean, I’ll be honest with you. There must have been a point where I am standing in the hallway… with my drawls [ph] down… trying to spray up under my undercarriage”

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Luke: “It… bothers you!”

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Luke: “It’s all content, man”

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Luke: “My long-winded point is”

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Luke: “My T-zone is, is a real disaster right now”

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Luke: Singing “Flavor Flav!”

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Luke: “Sue!! You’ve been stinking up my sweaters again!!”

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Luke: “This is… Burbank Without Doors”

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Luke: “Tom Brady listed as yes-tionable”

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Luke: “Well, that’s just a bunch of bull semen, my friend”

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Luke: “Yeah. We good”

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Luke: “Young people are so much less dead than old people”

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Luke and Andrew: Diaper vibes are the illest and naw ridic

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Luke and Andrew: Luke going to the bathroom is also known as “damaging the castle”

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Clips From TBTL #2991

Andrew: “Daddy President is gonna explain everything”

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Andrew: “He’s bonkers, right?”

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Andrew: “Hey, listen. We enjoyed us some West Wing as well”

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Andrew: “I live in the goddamn future!”

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Andrew: “I really liked it. It was weird”

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Andrew: “I’m being very honest here. I apologize”

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Andrew: Imitating the Walshelm scream [ed: The original Walshelm Scream was from #2964]

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Andrew: “It is… not sexy”

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Andrew: “It’s a little late for a fish sandwich”

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Andrew: “Leo!”

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Andrew: “Like, that’s what the world needs right now”

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Andrew: “No shame in that game”

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Andrew: “No, shit”

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Andrew: Saying “Miata” in the manner of a Walshelm scream

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Andrew: Singing “Important Show, Important Show”

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Andrew: Singing “Love”

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Andrew: “That shit should have stayed on the side of a… a hippie’s van”

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Andrew: “That’s right, my friend… I scream”

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Andrew: “This is why you do not ask us to read you special messages!”

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Andrew: “This looks… terrible! This looks so bad! This looks like an… an insult to your intelligence!”

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Andrew: Trying to beatbox using the phrase “Josh and Leo”

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Andrew: “Yeah. That’s–I do one word impressions”

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Andrew: “Yesterday was a… big puttery day for me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, man. Meet you on Semoran? My homies’ on Semoran… (Yeah) My posse on Semoran? (Yeah) I don’t know”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sham on everybody… involved (Involved)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shut up (Shut up, everybody!) Shut up! (Shut up!!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What a scamp (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Aack!”

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Luke: “Everything is deep-fried to within an inch of its life”

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Luke: “I sound stupid all the time for reasons that I’m not understanding in the moment”

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Luke: “I’m the person who went the deepest. No, you’re not! I went fifteen feet deeper. No, you didn’t!”

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Luke: Singing the lyrics to “Little Lulu” and commenting on the dates lyrics

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Luke: “This is what happens when I try to show off”

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Luke: “This is, this is, this is BF… and then… as of late tonight, like very late tonight, early tomorrow, it will be AF for you… Right now is before fame. Soon will be after fame. Do you have any idea what I’m talking about?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “What a scamp (Yeah)” and Andrew snorting

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