Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2945

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Andrew: “Do I even need to caveat this?”

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Andrew: “Drink me, I’m secret”

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Andrew: “Geez! Why are they doing that!?”

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Andrew: “God, I’m old!”

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Andrew: “He’s funny…ish”

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Andrew: “Hunh! What’s going on? Looks like Bone Thugs-N-Harmony are here… Hi, Luke”

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Andrew: “I do wanna know what the hell is going on… with this stupid dome”

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Andrew: “If the cafe is Hard Rockin’, don’t come a-knockin'”

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Andrew: Saying “I did not have s…” as a cross of Ringo Starr and Bill Clinton

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Andrew: Saying “Nice!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, you think she’s scamming the system? Is that what you’re saying? God, Luke, that’s a, that’s a hot take, man! This show’s getting sizzlin’!”

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Andrew: “SoDo.. Voce”

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Andrew: “That’s like hell for me”

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Andrew: “Three!? What!!? How’d it…!?”

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Andrew: “Tony doesn’t… Did you not even read the book!? Tony doesn’t live inside Danny! What are you t–Where are the hedge monsters?”

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Andrew: “We live in a world with boing sounds”

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Andrew: “You should not be whiz-banged by a web cam”

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Luke: “I found an even less interesting place to take; and, honestly, I salute myself… cuz… that was a challenge and I did it”

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Luke: “I’m admitting this, because… I like the listeners to not like me”

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Luke: “I’m kidding! Sort of”

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Luke: “If you’re playing TBTL bingo, take a drink”

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Luke: Imitating a phone alarm going off

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Luke: Laughing in a funny manner

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Luke: “My goodness”

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Luke: “Noice!”

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Luke: “Ooooo!”

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Luke: “Protect Gene Shalit at all cost!”

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Luke: Saying “I’ve said it before… but, I really can’t think of a better way to celebrate my birthday… or a better gift I could ask for than peace and love” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “No mountain too tall!” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “We’re gonna do an online celebration… I’m busy” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “Well, hello… Good morning” with a slight frog in his throat

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Luke: “She gives zero ducks… about my opinion”

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Luke: “These water bottles are… they’re extra loud because they’re made out of… dreams”

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Luke: “Who’s gonna play it? You!? You!?”

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Luke: “Wow, man. She’s catching feelings”

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Luke: “Young kids running amoke”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we please… try… to get… our shit… together! (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “How do you spell ‘thrive’? I think it’s… S-H-R-I-Z-E?”

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Clips From TBTL #2944

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Andrew: “And, thank… the… Lord!”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t wanna go outside”

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Andrew: Clicking his tongue and saying “This is way too detailed”

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Andrew: “I didn’t wake up my iTunes”

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Andrew: “I got a loose fifteen”

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Andrew: “I had a loose fifteen this morning… Sorry!”

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Andrew: “I was too… kiss-assy, sort of”

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Andrew: “I–I am a big, silly snowflake”

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Andrew: “I’m just a big… silly snowflake”

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Andrew: “I’m kind of in a, a weird mental funk; and, I don’t know why”

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Andrew: Making mouth sounds

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Andrew: “One time. One time!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, fleshy”

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Andrew: “Perfect needle drop, Andrew Walsh”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ll, I’ll give you all the answers off the air” with an odd echo-reverb happening part way through

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Andrew: “They call it… fan-servicing; this is Luke-servicing that I’m doing right now”

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Andrew: “This is a really dark thing to say”

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Andrew: “This would have been sitting in the bottom of my gut and the back of my brain, just, kind of… churning away even when I wasn’t thinking about it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know that I’m not a big showman… I’m a big… shaman… a lot of people (Uh-huh!) didn’t know that; but, I’m not a big showman”

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL audience growth and getting mentioned

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Luke: “But, I… am… just absolute shite”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you where my brain went… (Uh-oh!)”

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Luke: “I’ve missed all of you! I don’t know if you’ve missed me”

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Luke: “Is everyone paying attention to me paying attention to Hannah Gadsby”

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Luke: “Now, that I’m… back on the clock working… rested… refreshted… and ready to.. pod…cast with the best of them”

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Luke: “Well, hello!”

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Luke: “Well, we decided to throw Straight Pride early… Live every month like it’s Straight Pride Month”

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Luke: “Yeah, boi”

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Luke: “You know, I said earlier than we’re whittling the listeners down to just… Phamdemort; and, we’ve lost even him at this point”

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Luke and Andrew: “Guess who’s gonna be thrivin’ on Wednesday? Oh, I’m thrivin’ on Wednesday too… Yeah, boi”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s the only sound effect I have for you buddy… but, it’s a good one… I’ll take it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, R.I.P. Shirley Manson. Rest (No!) in podcast. Yes! Yes! True! Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who’s the real Hannah Gadsby? (Oh, going… going hot with that)”

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Clips From TBTL #2943

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Andrew: “All he wants is love and food”

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Andrew: “Also, what the fuck is with my mic?”

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Andrew: “Be quiet! Tshh-tshh!”

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Andrew: “But, it was years and years ago, and I don’t give a shit”

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Andrew: “I did not have a furry phase!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m doing this to myself”

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Andrew: “I love it so much, Phyllis Fletcher!”

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Andrew: “Let’s see… (Boo! You suck!) Oh, come on, Phyllis! It’s my last day! You’re supposed to be building me up, not tearing me down”

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Andrew: Making a series of beeping sounds

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Andrew: “Never heard anything from those… mofos”

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Andrew: “Nope! Nope!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Walsh!!”

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Andrew: “Rawr!”

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Andrew: Saying “TBTL Summer Games!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “This is gonna fricking kill me”

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Andrew: “This is just totally me and my… silly… ego and insecurity”

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Andrew: “Well, I did tons of shit like that!”

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Andrew: “Well, you gotta do it in the closet!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Did I say ‘public radio style school’? What did I just say? (Something like that) I’m… losing my words”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Forget… everything I just said. Okay”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I’m gonna have to go out there with my little squirt gun and squirt him in the butt a couple of times… (Oh, no!) That’s gonna have to happen”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “It is… so… weirdly muggy outside! It is!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You two are ridiculous (Aww!)”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Making cat sounds

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing “D-d-d-d-d-destruction!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Snatch! Boom! Pow! We stole your quiz!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I got to meet him at the same PRPD where Luke and Steve Nelson met… Really? Yeah! Oh, which lead to the job I have today. Sure did. Doing this bullshit. Yeah”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I’m not used to this! Like, I’m a fragile Seattle flower. (Yeah!) I cannot deal… with, like, humidity and heat at the same time”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Phyllis rapping along with ODB’s “Recognize” and gets bleeped by Andrew due to the F word

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You sound like you’re reading a fucking book report. What!?”

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Clips From TBTL #2942

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Andrew: “And, I’m not part of the Stern-iverse”

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Andrew: “And, then, we will continue with this episode of TBTL. Thanks… Did I say ‘Thanks’?”

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Andrew: “Andrew ‘A-List’ Walsh”

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Andrew: “Be a Luke here”

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Andrew: “Flying in for the hottie stuff?”

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Andrew: “I understand now… how hard it is to actually stop”

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Andrew: “Oh, dear”

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Andrew: “Oh, dear!”

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Andrew: Saying “Happy Blursday, Allison and Jack!” in a movie promo voiceover voice

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Andrew: “That’s, like, my style of drop”

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Andrew: “This is such a bad idea”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And, I have an idea that is just terrible… (Oh, good!) and, I was looking forward to… foisting it upon you”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, this is so (Oh) synergistic. Uh-huh”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Phyllis played a random audio clip from an Internet sound board and it ended up being a lot bluer than either expected it to be

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Ya see how this sounds? Yes!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Center yourself, homie”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I don’t wanna go back”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, dear”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “That guy is a drip! Who knows what’s up with that guy”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I went down a… a Reddit rabbit hole on this whole (Uh-huh) thing… They call it a Reddit-hole. Oh, there you go”

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Clips From TBTL #2941

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Andrew: “Boy! We have a fun game”

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Andrew: “I have a really bad, like, kinda… embarrassment gag reflex when I think something is really corny”

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Andrew: “I love that guy… so much”

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Andrew: “Look at how retro we all are! Rewrrrrr! [ph]“

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Andrew: “Ooh, rough lyrics, my friends. Rough lyrics!”

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Andrew: Saying “Sacrafix!” in a deep, aggressive manner

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Andrew: Saying “The Hostile Amish!” in a deep, aggressive manner

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Andrew: Saying “Would you like to play a game?” in a computer voice

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Andrew: “The Ska-vengers”

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Andrew: “The thing, I will say, that I have had the… absolutely, most pleasure doing the show with you… has been the surprise of… of your mom, I would say… That’s a weird way of putting that; but…”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “My… girlfriend hates baseball noises. Yeah, well”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Real ska band or (Oh my God) fake ska band? Yes!”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Ska-norrhea and the Burning Sensations (Oh, no!)”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Pick it up, pick it up”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Singing a short ditty

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Snorting

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Snorting #2

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Snorting #3

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Yeah… Yeah… Uh… yeah”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2940

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Andrew: “And, then, this weekend, I pulled it back out”

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Andrew: “Clunky puns”

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Andrew: “I had… put it on a shelf for a long time; and, then, this weekend, I pulled it back out”

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Andrew: “I was doing it in my head before you came over”

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Andrew: “If you refer to women as… Bs and Hs”

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Andrew: “Just a terrible… just… terrible… It’s just so bad!”

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Andrew: “Let’s just say that my body is not breaking down food the way it should”

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Andrew: “Man, when it rains, it pours”

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Andrew: “No, I guess not. They’re just… fucking around”

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Andrew: “Not the baby!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Christ, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: Saying “Playing Super Mario Bros. 3 with my upset tummy” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, this is my… Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp”

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Andrew: “There’s also something, I think, about being sick that makes you feel like a kid again, right?”

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Andrew: “Whatever I… do with her tomorrow is gonna be janky as hell too”

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Andrew: “Why do you love snakes so much?”

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Andrew: “You would just… climb up buildings and punch the shit out of ’em”

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Andrew: “You’re just so badass!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “I mean, (Yeah) that’s where I’m a sucker for it (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “What is your favorite Indiana Jones movie? Uh, Crystal Skull… Shut up. You just lost nine hundred thousand points. I’m joking”

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Nick Jarin: “Mustard on the beat, ho”

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Nick Jarin: “There’s some things that I can’t let go of”

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