Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Don’t put the ravens in the canisters as the gas”

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Andrew: “I dunno what’s going on anymore”

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Andrew: “I’m a somewhat overweight… bearded vampire”

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Andrew: “I’m still mostly… drawn towards the poppiest of the pop”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I… can’t do this today”

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Andrew: “Ooh, a nice durian, salmon sandwich… prepared in the microwave, with just a little bit of broccoli”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s the ladies” in an Australian accent

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Andrew: “Things get me in, in the feels pretty easily”

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Andrew and Luke: “Actually… get together, maybe press the flesh a little bit with… (Eugh!) Mmm, or not. Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Girl cats can be grumpy too! The Grumpy Cat was a woman!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s chem-trails! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “By the way, Down Under, they call it ‘bopping the wallaby'”

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Luke: “Holy S! A hundred million dollars!?!”

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Luke: “I’m in a… I’m in a blurry, blurry moment right now”

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Luke: “Kate… Muller… of… Seattle, Washington… We await… the report… from Kate… about her donation”

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Luke: Saying “Have you tried the Impossible blood?” as a vampire

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Luke: Saying “I don’t like… tinsel… I guess that makes me bad” as Andy Rooney

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Luke: Saying “I never miss humor in uniform” as a vampire

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Luke: Saying “I never miss humor in uniform” in a Scouse accent

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Luke: Saying “I want to donate blood!” as a vampire

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Luke: “Thank you… slash-we’re sorry”

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Luke: “We’re not gonna be canoodling!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A real ‘Pancho Sanza’… (Mmm-hmm) to my… Don Quixote”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t donate to the show cuz I’m a kid (Kid)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mentioned it to you but I don’t think on air. (Okay. I see) I’m saying this to the listeners (I see) who… Wait, the who? Oh, yeah. You’re right… I’m saying this to the listener. Hi, Linh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll give you some points on the back end… (Thank you) of the money raised”

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Luke and Andrew: “We also got something going on! (Mmm-hmm!)”

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Andrew: “As per usual, we have the meats”

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Andrew: “I guess that’s my… fricking power out”

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Andrew: “I need a place where I can… ram it into my face; and, The Ram is the place to go for that”

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Andrew: “I need something heavier, heartier… bigger, faster, more!”

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Andrew: “I was… starving yesterday!”

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Andrew: “No; like, that’s a bridge too far”

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Andrew: “Now, call me fat… That’s all I want”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! Dude… don’t blow your spot up!”

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Andrew: Saying “Who is your progenitor and what does he do?” as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Andrew: Singing “Squirtin’ up eyeballs, I want you to know”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew was about to blow his spot up about the secret lunch he had

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Andrew and Luke: “I love me some Squirt too (Oh, man)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m really caught in the middle in this; cuz… like… I’ve said it a millions times on this show. I think you mean stuck in the middle… with me (I’m… as, I think I’m as per middle on this)”

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Andrew and Luke: “If you’re saying ‘as usual’, it means just like always; and, if you’re saying ‘per usual’, it means you break… the popsicle… in half… before you eat it. (Mmm. I see) It’s very clear. It says right here… on the Internet, my friend. Okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “Squirtin’ up eyeballs, I want you to know. Yeah… Easy, Black Andrew”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thinking about writing a book called ‘The Comma Sutra’… What do you think? Proper comma usage. Let’s explore that… Let’s explore that”

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Luke: “As per usual, Andrew, I was just trying to really cover all my bases”

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Luke: “God, if you’re gonna pound a drink at noon… Margarita is tough!!”

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Luke: Singing “Gonna take myself to the secret lunch. Gonna not talk about it on the podcast”

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Luke: Singing first few notes from “Here Comes the Bride”

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Luke: “The gift goes on… The Father gave the Son; and, the gift goes on. The Son gave the Spirit. The gift goes on. The Spirit gives us love, so we can give… the Gift of love… That, of course, a song by Black Sabbath”

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Luke: “This one’s gonna cost ya”

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Luke: “Wha-pow!”

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Luke: “What can I do ya for?”

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Luke: “You know, there’s a right way to clock and a wrong way to roll”

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Luke: “Ziggle-zaggit, let’s get at it”

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Andrew: “Ah, ya… spoiled it!”

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Andrew: “Chhk! We should draw a phallus… Chhk! I could draw a phallus. Chhk!”

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Andrew: “Damnit!!! Why!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I would’ve drawn a sky penis”

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Andrew: “I gotta get on the phone with DC!”

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Andrew: “Listen… I’ve, I’ve moved on. This scandal was–This pooping scandal was ten years ago… I don’t want people to see this… story to pop up first thing when they Google my name”

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Andrew: “Men be like… this and women be like that!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, ladies are always lady-like”

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Andrew: Saying “I wish I could smoke it” in an Australian accent

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Andrew: Singing a few notes and laughing

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Andrew: Singing a few notes, laughing and saying “That’s so bad”

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Andrew: “This is so fucking dumb”

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Andrew: “What the heck?”

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Andrew: “You and I cannot… not say things”

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Andrew: “You know I.T., baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: Easter Egg

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s no need to, like, necessarily really lean on the fact that we’re pre-recording this a day early… (Right) Show opens, ‘Hey, Luke, isn’t it crazy that we’re doing the show a day early?’ Damnit!!! Why!? (You know, Andrew? Here’s the thing) Every time! (You and I…)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, if this is actually our last episode on APM because of this rant, I would be… one hundred percent happy to work for The Slowdown… Terrible, Thanks for Asking, if there’s a role on that show… Hilarious World of Depression… I feel like there would probably be a role for me there too. So… I’m a hundred percent happy with whatever happens here. What a snake in the grass! You’re… you’re like fifty percent joking”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re listening to TAWS (Dang it!) on… KIRO radio!”

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Luke: “Come for the I.T. talk, stay for sky junk”

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Luke: “Come on, bro!”

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Luke: “Jami, have you listened to the show lately? Cheat day? Please… every day is a cheat day for ol’ LB”

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Luke: “Oh, phooey!”

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Luke: Saying “It’s all fun” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “You do it long enough, you don’t blink anymore… I’m still blinking” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “Sky junk”

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Luke: “That was special… That was special!”

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Luke: “When the going gets tough, the Luke gets going, sometimes”

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Luke: “You know I.T., baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mommy, what are breasts? Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The eggs are complete (Mmm-hmm)”

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Security Training Video: “It’s your lucky day… You just found a USB flash drive in the parking lot”

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Security Training Video: “Keyloggers can track the words you type on to your computer. This might be your shopping list; but, it also might be your password. Your soufflé might not be ruined; but, your password sure will be”

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Security Training Video: “Thank you for your willingness to practice good judgment. We can’t do it without you”

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Andrew: “Compared to other nights when, maybe, I’m up late playing video games, getting into all kinds of… quiet trouble”

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Andrew: “Cuz, my dad says anything can be bought with money!”

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Andrew: “I think I do have a problem”

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Andrew: “I wonder if I can program my phone to use, like… the most embarrassing drops on Marsupial Gurgle; and, maybe the… sound of my own voice… blaring while Genevieve is in the room, maybe that’ll get me out of bed”

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Andrew: “Like, I need something that screams at me a little bit”

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Andrew: “No, I find that calming too”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew!”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: Resigned “Oh, Andrew”

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Andrew: Softly saying “Hey, Andrew… you could get up if you want to… but, you don’t have to… Isn’t it nice where you are right now?”

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Andrew: “The listeners suffer for our art”

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Andrew: “What are you looking for the devil for, when you should be looking for the Lord!”

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Andrew: “You got that, Andrew?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, you’re hooked. (Mmm-hmm) Now, they’re gonna smack you upside the head with the truth!”

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Listener Liisa Potts: Singing “Right Way to Rock”

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Luke: “Boo-roo-rey [ph]“

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Luke: “I say this with… peace and love”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of a digital alarm clock

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Luke: “Not today, Satan!”

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Luke: Singing “Let me see your grills!”

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Luke: “TBTL’s gonna TBTL”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hunh! What hurtful thing can I say to our next Dazzling Donor? (Oh, we’ll find out something) Let’s, I guess we’ll find out together”

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Andrew: “1:21:29, nose blow”

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Andrew: Blowing his nose without muting his mic while Luke is speaking

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Andrew: “Can I ask you a personal question?”

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Andrew: “Hmmmh? Hmmmh?”

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Andrew: “How are those air passages, Walsh? Seems fine”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe we’re fighting about this. You’re just so wrong!”

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Andrew: “I, I’m not a McDonald-head”

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Andrew: “I’m levitating! I feel warm. I’m levitating!”

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Andrew: Laughing or whinnying like a horse

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Andrew: “Listen, I ate too many popsicles in one sitting as a kid and as an adult; so, I’m not trying to stand on my high horse there”

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Andrew: “Morti-feared”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s the business!”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m a badass” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “We’re gonna have a thing” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Australia”

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Andrew: Singing “That would be hell for me” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “The state of the popsicle is strong”

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Andrew: “Ugh!”

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Andrew: “Where did banana come from?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I ask you a personal question? Yes… Did I just blow my nose into the microphone without muting the microphone? Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for sending Andrew clips of Luke saying silly things on the show, which leads to mutually assured destruction via audio drops

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Luke: “Am I stronger than a fifth grader?”

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Luke: “Honestly, don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my Australia”

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Luke: Laughing like Muttley

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Luke: “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!”

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Luke: “One popsicle per stick. The way God intended it”

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Luke: Saying “Mario’s-a Pizza Pie” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Saying “Oh my God, kid! We’re seein’ something we ain’t… never seen before!” in a Boston accent

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Luke: “Says who…m?”

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Luke: Singing “Don’t mis-judge… Anthony Bourdain, he is secretly nice”

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Luke: Singing “I’ve got the golden ticket”

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Luke: “When I do all these bad ideas, I’m by myself”

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Luke: “Who’s a little time traveler? You are… You’re amazing; a time traveling wonder”

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Luke: “You hadn’t even give the real punchline and you’re already letting me down”

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Luke and Andrew: “Will nose air become a recurring thing on the program? Maybe… Only time will tell”

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