Clips From TBTL #2739: No Point Conversion

Andrew: Funny laugh

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “I recorded the post-game show; cuz, I wanna hear people bleed later”

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Andrew: “It is so freaking weird!”

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Andrew: “Lemme just end that analogy there; because, that was a stupid thing to say”

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Andrew: “The Devil in New York said, ‘Ha-ha-ha!!’ and, like, twisted the little ends of his moustache”

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Andrew: “What the hell is with ‘God friended me’!?”

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Clips From TBTL #2739

A listener performed a song about a white crew cab truck based on the classic “White Christmas”

Listener: Singing “White Crew Cab” to the song “White Christmas”

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Andrew: Beeping and booping along with the “TBTL Bragging News” drop

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Andrew: “Go get that… mother-tooter”

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Andrew: “I actually think he protests too much”

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Andrew: “I think I just kept stamping”

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Andrew: “Keep Stampin’… The Andrew Walsh… Guide to Life After Fifteen”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luke… you can probably fly shirtless”

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Andrew: “Mole Country for Old Men”

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Andrew: Mumble singing “Bang the Drum All Day” to the Mellow Hold Music

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Andrew: Saying “We don’t celebrate birthdays in this house” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: “We’ll be with you… in… just… one… moment… sir”

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Andrew: “You know what I look like, right? Can you picture my face? Can you just close your eyes and picture my face for a moment, since we’re not in the same room?”

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Luke: “Call it, friendo!”

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Luke: “Consider me… dazzled… by that detail!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “I literally just like… warged out of my body right then. I don’t know why!”

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Luke: “I say that as a person who does not have… a… a… bun in any ovens… that I know of!”

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Luke: “I was busy getting people pregnant”

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Luke: “I’m such a weirdo”

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Luke: “Known for his drawing of tall ships, their grace… and their… majety… Majety? Can that be a word?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “My body is a hurtin’ unit today, by the way”

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Luke: “Okay, fine. We’re doing this now”

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Luke: “Rudy, it’s October 1st! A blessed Trucktober… to you and yours!”

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Luke: Saying “Shoot… the glass” in a Sean Connery-like manner

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Luke: Singing “Amazing grace” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Well, we know what your second book is gonna be called… Go Get That Mother-Tooter… Life After Thirty”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew having a good laugh while Luke is reading a bit about Smokey Bear and gender being a social construct

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks “gender reveal” parties should be called “sexual organ reveal” parties instead

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Clips From TBTL #2738

Andrew: “Andy got some opinions”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m more of a goofball who likes to talk about goofball topics”

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Andrew: “I am so God-darn excited about this song I’m about to play for you, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I call it Coke Hero. I think it went from Zero to Hero… Coke Hero Sugar”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh!”

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Andrew: “Usually, I just take it out their ear and I smell it, and I hand it back”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a certain kind of hunger. I’m ravenous after drinking a bunch of coffee. It, it puts, like, a hole in my stomach. Really! Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s got a weird, kind of… sexuality to it, that I can’t really explain. And, I’m sorry you had to hear those words coming from my bearded lips; but, there you have it (Eww!)”

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Luke: “But, I am… still… slightly discombobulated”

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Luke: “Come say ‘Puyallup’, bitch!”

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Luke: “Er! Stop the show!”

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Luke: “Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga”

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Luke: “I had a powerful lust for peanut M&M’s”

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Luke: “I might… empty my bank account… and, buy that boy with a pipe… buy that boy with a pipe. I might”

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Luke: “I, I have to tell you… and, if Carey’s listening, I’m not lying Babes… (That’s my woife) I was, was very responsible last night”

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Luke: “I’m not compensating for my penis right now”

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Luke: “Nobody wants a cup of coffee… with a Triple Crunch Butt Bomb!”

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Luke: “Oh, God”

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Luke: “Oh! I’m sorry. This story is so boring”

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Luke: Singing “He was a skater boi… said, ‘See ya, later, boi'”

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Luke: “So, I feel great today!”

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Luke: “This is episode two-thousand, seven-hundred and thirty-eight… in a collector’s series. Yes… I did… check the web record… before writing that number down; as part of my new… project to live más… to live my best life… and, to not screw up… the… number of show that we are on”

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Luke: “When you hear this guitar part, you’ll be, like, ‘This is a very Luke guitar part'”

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Luke: “Zero! Dang. I messed it up”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a man of many words, Andrew; but, when I start talk about zero calorie cola… (That words don’t count) That’s right”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not a spray, it’s a powder, Andrew. I’m sorry”

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Clips From TBTL #2737

Andrew: “But, yeah, I’m over here, like, yawning during your intro… one of the rare moments you and I are in the same room doing the show. I’m over here yawning and gripping my coffee like it’s a life preserver”

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Andrew: “Can’t believe I said, ‘stewardess’. What the hell is wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “I can’t even finish that”

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Andrew: “I love doing it together, man! We used to do together every–well…”

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Andrew: “If I’m just slumming it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s start with this simple question: do you sweat during TBTL?”

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Andrew: “No, I’m gonna, I’m, I know, I need to, I need to call bullshit… it’s two-thousand, seven-hundred and thirty-seven”

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Andrew: Singing along with some funky bass

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Andrew: “The white stuff”

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Andrew: “We’ll talk, maybe, a little bit more about… about our, our fun… fun-tivities last night”

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Andrew: “Who put this on!? Raise your hand if you put this song on! We just want to congratulate you for your ballsiness”

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Andrew: “Why does this keep happening?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I need photos. I need photographic evidence of last night. I’d love to put together (Tasteful nudes) a nice… Hey… they don’t have to be tasteful”

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Andrew and Luke: “Not my watch, you son of a bitch! (Wow)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Put on your sunglasses when you tell this story… Sunglasses on, (Cool guy) shirt off, blazer back on. So many… so many rules with you Walsh!”

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Andrew and Luke: The Sinclair Must-Runs

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Do not try this at home, kids”

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Luke: “Glasses on… shirt off”

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Luke: “I can’t feel my face when I’m with you… I don’t know who that is covering that song; but, I like it… But, I like it”

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Luke: “I didn’t choose the Axe life; the Axe life chose me”

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Luke: “I’m putting these sunglasses back on; because, I’m crying… I don’t want you to see my tears”

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Luke: Imitating the closing bass line of “Right Way to Rock”

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Luke: “It’s episode two-thousand, seven-hundred and thirty-six… in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, Kanye… you were so good”

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Luke: Saying “I’m Digger… I’m a dermatophyte… I helped him write ‘Tom Traubert’s Blues’… I’m, I got co-publishing rights to ‘Tango Till They’re Sore'” as Digger the Dermatophyte

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Luke: Singing “I can’t feel my face when I’m with you”

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Luke: “Sorry, Linh”

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Luke: “Sugar tits? Sorry, kids”

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Luke: “Thank you for not saying, ‘Daddy'”

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Luke: “The crack of the bat… the hush of the crowd… Baseball’s back”

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Luke: “This is not #relatable”

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Luke: “This is such a long climb for such an incredibly short, non-relatable slide”

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Luke: “Those listeners… that we just mentioned made episode two-thousand, seven-hundred and thirty-six, in a collector’s series, possible; and, thank you very much” [ed: Nope.]

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Luke: “Watch this space for the lawsuit, by the way”

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Luke: “Well, you screwed that one up, Burbs”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, another product that… likely makes me a major douche called Axe body spray (Mmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is thinking about creating a system for him to not to screw up the episode numbers on the show sheets or spoken on the show

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Luke and Andrew: White Gravy, possible show title and possible Axe body spray scent

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Clips From TBTL #2736

Andrew: “Fuck!”

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Andrew: “Good luck with your reviews!”

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Andrew: “Gotta claim your spot!!”

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Andrew: “I spray-painted ‘Asshole’ on their window”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, everybody. I yam what I yam”

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Andrew: “In the ‘hood!!!”

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Andrew: “Moon!”

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Andrew: “Sir!!”

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Andrew: “Sometimes, it does betray that I’m a shitty listener; but, I’m really trying to be a good listener, and… I’m just dumb”

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Andrew: “Turns out, my hair was perfect… the way it was”

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Andrew: “Who am I? What do I do?”

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Andrew: “You can wait or you can leave, sir!!”

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Andrew: “You ever hear that with the rap… the rappity-rap?”

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Andrew: “You told me to come back tomorrow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Turns out, my hair was perfect… the way it was… Thinning. Thinning!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Unfortunately, my world is a little cranker-yanker today (What!?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You better check your brake lines, man! Dude, I don’t know where those are! I’m not a car guy!”

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Luke: “And, frankly, I’m just lazy”

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Luke: “Bonjour! Bonjour!”

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Luke: “Devil’s haircut!! Devil’s haircut!!”

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Luke: “Don’t praise the machine; and, don’t spoil it for the listeners”

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Luke: “Don’t turn your man into a sperm bank!”

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Luke: Doot-dooing a song

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Luke: “I don’t want Carey to pass away”

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Luke: “I like mittens”

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Luke: “I mean, this is not that hard of a job”

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Luke: “I was like… ‘What!!? Why can’t I… profit from your death, the way you’re profiting from my death!?’ Why am I talking like Seinfeld?”

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Luke: “I’m gonna… I’m gonna rue, I’m gonna rue saying this; but…”

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Luke: “Is life pounding away at your intimacy?”

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Luke: “Is life pounding away at your intimacy? Somebody hasn’t had their crank yanked in while, I’ll tell you that”

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Luke: “Jesus… Christ!!”

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Luke: “Nobody puts Baby in an age bracket”

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Luke: “Oh, shit! I didn’t know this was really the show!”

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Luke: “Okay. Now, I’m in the right frame of mind”

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Luke: “Okay… We’re doing the show. I thought that we were just testing the levels still”

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Luke: Singing “I like it just the way you are”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t like yanking being thrown around… (Okay. Alright) I don’t like yanking on cranks… (What I meant to say was…) ever on this show”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought Andrew’s hair looked nice, Andrew wanted Luke to sniff it and Luke doesn’t want to yank Andrew’s crank

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Luke and Andrew: “Siri… give me websites on how to cut hair. Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s wrong? (What are you doing?) You’re all dead inside! What are you doing?”

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Clips From TBTL #2735

Andrew: “Exactly! No, you’re wrong!!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I have not been back. I need to go back; but, now, I am scared”

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Andrew: “I just burn bridges wherever I go”

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Andrew: “I love those old east coast towns. I love… I love the smell of Philadelphia. I love the subway”

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Andrew: “I think they’ve had a few funny people come out of Chicago. I’d have to check the records”

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Andrew: “I’m on the record! I stand by that one… I stand by that drop. Good job, everybody involved!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I won’t be able to find the rap part of this, apparently; and, I have let you, I’ve let the listener down, I’ve wasted a lot of valuable time”

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Andrew: “I’m still burned by this”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, if anybody wants me to move to Philly, just make it a low bar. Just let me stay with you… forever… Just e-mail me at andrew@tbtl.net and offer me up your home… Thank you”

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Andrew: “Mind the cucumber”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: Singing “Growing Pains. Growing here and there and everywhere. Growing adventure beyond compare. They are the Growing Pains”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting and laughing

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Andrew: “Yeah!!”

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Andrew: “You are so wrong. And, you didn’t live there; and, so, I’m right. And, shut up”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know! Honestly. Really!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where are you? I’m coming to find you! (What!!?!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whoa! What am I bumping in with here? (Yeah)”

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Luke: “And, we didn’t get into this entertainment game to be stressed out, you guys!”

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Luke: “Carey thinks I’ve lost my damn mind”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Do you know what that’s a reference to!?”

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Luke: “I don’t often drink beer; but, when I do, it’s… Mic Ultra”

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Luke: “I got something to say!!”

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Luke: “I know that you don’t want me to bring this back up again; so, why am I doing it?”

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Luke: “I’m going with door number two!!”

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Luke: “I’m gonna get you out of this joke that you’re having a hard time thinking of”

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Luke: “Keep calm and cucumber”

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Luke: “Look at me. I’m a, I’m an adult”

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Luke: “Oh, no!!!”

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Luke: “Okay! Easy, cat! You’re on my last nerve”

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Luke: “Ru-dog… you ready for this? Okay… That makes one of us”

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Luke: Singing “Here we are… face-to-face. A couple of growing pains”

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Luke: Singing “You’ve been diagnosed with Seiver’s condition”

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Luke: Singing the “Seinfeld” theme, but calling it the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme

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Luke: Singing the opening notes to what Luke calls “Silver Spoons” by blink-182

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Luke: “Sorry to start the show off on a slightly grimy note”

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Luke: “The dog’s… breath… is a problem”

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Luke: “This is absolutely ridiculous!! You… gotta be kidding me!!”

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Luke: “Who cares! We all fart, bro… Move on to actual reporting for once, instead of beating a dead horse… We’ve heard enough”

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Luke: “You… just… blew… my mind”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke references Dixville Notch, a solid New Hampshire joke, and gets his Granite cred back

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay. This is actually happening. This is the thing you’ve heard to much about… the end of your life… So, you’ve had sex!? No, but I’ve been dead this entire episode”

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