Clips From TBTL #2656: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Beef tracks are not my favorite”

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Andrew: “Check the records!”

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Andrew: “God, we’re so… so loose with the word ‘hip’ these days”

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Andrew: “Good!”

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Andrew: “I could be misremembering it”

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Andrew: “It’s not my favorite thing”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Life is a skyway”

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Andrew: “No; but, I do go and just get big… like, big, dumb lunches in the middle of the day”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, no! Geez, no, I didn’t!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m just a, I’m a nerd… I’m… I’m so stupid. I just like this… it’s just, like, it’s just bullshit”

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Andrew: “People like to mix sweet… and salty stuff. I like to keep them separate; and, that’s how I am with my… electric guitar, rock and roll… sound and my hip-hop sound”

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Andrew: “Poopular Science”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Stop Shazaming yourself”

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Andrew: Reacting to Luke playing a clip of Andrew paraphrasing something Doug Baldwin would have said

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Those two great tastes that go great together”

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Andrew: “Which, is a very Andrew Walsh-y move”

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Andrew: “Why are you making the show so negative, listeners?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I love looking back at my Shazams”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew listened back to the previous show, thought he spoke way too fast, and is now speaking low and slow

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Andrew and Luke: “Beef tracks are not my favorite; cuz, they’re so focused (Right) on beefing”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why do you call it a fan base? What does a fan base…? Sorry… Cuz, there’s one fan. Okay, sorry. We call it a Pham-base… (A Pham-base! You should!) really… How is this tracking with our Pham-base? I dunno. Somebody ask Linh”

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Andrew and Luke: “You can’t just, like, play around with tape forever… This isn’t public radio. (What’s the next big thing that’s stressing you out?) Ohh! Rough! Wait… did I miss a joke? I said I can’t just play around with my tape forever… (I cannot believe he just told that joke) this isn’t public radio”

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Clips From TBTL #2655

Andrew: “And, so, I’m just, kind of… mindlessly following my map”

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Andrew: “Are you my TBTL Daddy?”

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Andrew: “DJ Eighteen Minutes Is Never Enough!”

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Andrew: “Dogs, dogs and more dogs!”

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Andrew: “God! I hate it when I can’t think of a word!”

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Andrew: “Hey!”

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Andrew: “How awesome is that though?”

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Andrew: “I don’t have any chips, dog!”

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Andrew: “I don’t like to use it a lot; because, it gives me kind of a very dry, raw feeling after I use it. But, it really does clear your S out”

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Andrew: “I just felt… darkness, and anger, and some sort of putrid hatred course through my veins”

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Andrew: “I like it! I like having my cheeks next to your jowls”

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Andrew: “I swear to God!!!”

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Andrew: “I think the bottom line is: Yeah, I should probably get some goddamn help… I’m a big fan of myself; but, please, get some therapy”

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Andrew: “I went on a little, I wouldn’t say a deep-dive, I would say I went into the shallow waters of the difference between a sausage and a hot dog last night. I’ll be sharing that with you on this radio special as well”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying this just so, so that I sound not like I’m a homicidal maniac; which, I swear, I’m not”

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Andrew: “I’m scared that my brain had this mishap”

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Andrew: “It looks like a good scrubber dubber”

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Andrew: Making air horn (or ray gun) sounds

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Andrew: “Never follow a hot dog to a fourth location”

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Andrew: “Nice!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Ohh!!”

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Andrew: “One thing I noticed on my quest to find these is, you can get better quality hot dogs; but, the better quality they get… they’re more like sausage”

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Andrew: “Snuffily-buffily”

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Andrew: “Something, like, happened to me yesterday that I was, just, did not like at all”

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Andrew: “This is not good radio”

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Andrew: “What I wanted to do was I wanted to drive my car into a wall”

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Andrew: “You’re not even gonna remember this moment in a year, let alone, tomorrow! I’ll betcha this, I mean, certainly you’ll remember it… If you don’t… there’s something wrong with your brain”

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Andrew: “You’re rewarding bad behavior!”

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Andrew and Luke: “He just seemed really, like, I can’t, he’s like, ‘You don’t understand. I was just listening to you.’ I think it was a little disconcerting… to watch my… (I would imagine…) bearded lips walk through the door. Eww, Daddy, no! Oh, God! You just doubled down on that!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what’s going on with me. I feel like there’s poison going through my brain… sort of, lately (Whoa!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “The only thing that can stop… a bad dog with stale (Yes) chips… is a good dog with stale chips… (Oh, speaking of) Wait. Oh, wait, that came out wrong!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what I’m gonna do right now? I’m taking these pants off. Just in honor… in honor of Linder. That’s what… that’s what Linder would want. That’s how Linder would’ve wanted it? Never mind, we’re outside. I’ll keep the pants on”

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Luke: “Andrew, try to be nice to yourself, okay?”

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Luke: “Eww, Daddy, no!”

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Luke: “Face it… face it, kid… this is Claus-town. That didn’t work”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be wheezing. I’m gonna be sneezing. It’s gonna get hot. It’s gonna get spicy. Somebody better close a window”

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Luke: “I’m having some trubs”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making an air horn sound

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Luke: “Rudy! Get over here! It’s time for the show! And, this is… we’re on her turf now; lemme tell you what”

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Luke: “The… the Haynors… [ph] Haynors gonna Hayn [ph]

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Luke: “What’s the most popular–Yeah, we’re doing this–what’s the popular tweet you’ve ever said”

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Luke: “You’ve got to be more specific about my basketball thefts, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, all of you… TBTL listeners who hear this and the radio show, just… pretend like it’s new to you… Or, take a day off!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Got the Miranda bump. Yeah… He read him his Miranda rights. Ohh!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s Andrew (Fireball) Walsh; and, he joins me from… oh, I’d say, about four inches away. He’s sitting right next to me, here at this table… Hello, my dude. Oh, we’re close. We’re real close”

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Luke and Andrew: “I hit a triple… Oh, you have… Oh, that’s right… (caught a fly-ball) I knew this… Did not shit my pants at any point during the game. (Oh, right. Fantastic) Call that a win”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m… stifling the urge to make a daddy joke; because… (I cannot believe you told that joke) Are you my TBTL Daddy?”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sneezing and saying “Wow!” and Andrew saying “Gesundheit”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke will be grilling up some cheese dogs and Andrew isn’t thrilled

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Luke and Andrew: “Then, I ate half of a cinnamon roll; because, Carey, who–I don’t know… she trying to fatten me up? Maybe. She, like… Did she buy a big oven lately? Yes! She bought one down at Claus Meats!”

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Rudy and Andrew: Rudy getting excited and Andrew saying “Hey, what’s up?”

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Clips From TBTL #2654

Andrew: “Bye”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ohhh! Aahhh!”

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Andrew: “I literally stumbled there; because, I couldn’t remember if it’s called a podcast or a podcart… So, anyway. Things are going great in my brain”

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Andrew: “I mean, always bet against my brain, I guess; but…”

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Andrew: “I was, like, full of food and already a little bit tipsy”

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Andrew: “It’s no longer the, the era of, of free love and… free rides, you know”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s face it, I like to eat a few secret hot dogs while nobody’s watching me”

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Andrew: “Luke, if you can hear this, I just stepped away for a moment… I’ll be back… in a matter of minutes”

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Andrew: “On a giant bun”

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Andrew: “Party, if you can hear this… I’m just in [ph] at home, playing RBI Baseball”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “That was a weird thing to say”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew and Chris Hayes: “Here is our fleshy underbelly… come at me (Yeah, exactly)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, no. Nope. Don’t even like that I said that. (Huh?) Might be cutting the whole thing out”

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Chris Hayes: “It’s classy; but, also, kind of… unnerving somehow”

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Chris Hayes: “Kate really bought low… I don’t know how high the stock went; but, she bought low for sure. She saw something that was not, the, the rest of the market wasn’t quite… seeing”

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Chris Hayes: “Please pull over and take us in your car for our podcast, ‘Upsetting and Uncanny'”

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Chris Hayes: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Chris Hayes, Luke and Andrew: “I’m, I’m just getting to the end of the… Twitter meme beef narrative arc. Oh, God. Oh, the Golden–Oh, the Golden Age of TBTL? Yes… Act III… the Act III denouement of that story”

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Grayson: “Poop… diddy scoop stoop… poop! Poop?”

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Luke: “Don’t trust the Internet”

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Luke: “Get in!!!”

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Luke: “I bought a mug to support the show and the idea of infidelity”

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Luke: “It’s not the water!!”

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Luke: “Kids these days, Andrew”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Like… bananas expensive”

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Luke: “Rude… how rude”

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Luke: Singing “Get… down… boogie oogie oogie… get… down”

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Luke: “Thanks, Daddy”

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Luke: “Thumbs Up for TBTL… Grass, gas or ass. Nobody gets to ride for free”

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Luke: “Upsetting and uncanny”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “What!!?” #2

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Luke: “You know, memory is a weird thing”

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Luke: “You were fartin’ through silk!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I, I know I’ve told this story before; so, sorry… if… y’all have heard this… but… Working on your y’alls. Love it”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, you had that thing running… it was a lotta minutes! I think it was running for, like, fifteen or twenty minutes… No way! It was not running for fifteen or twenty minutes. I stepped away for, like, three minutes; and, of course, you dialed up in that time”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew asks if Bean Baxter only serves beans and Luke asks if Andrew knows how magical of a fruit beans are

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, hello? Can you hear me? Hey, Luke! Great… oh, hi! Hey! How’s it going, man? Good… I think… That was weird”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a whole life that I live, Andrew, that you don’t know about. No, I know! Including, recording you… some of it… during the show, some of it during off hours… recording you… and then, carefully curating the audio; and then, just trying to spring it back on you when you least expect it (Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you’re having beer and it’s getting on top of you, sausage is no way to fix it… On a giant bun!? Sure it is. Okay, the giant bun’s helping. The giant bun is definitely helping”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s really funny. They know way more about CBS Sunday Morning than I do… Eh, nobody’s super shocked about that… Yeah, okay… Save it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like… people are probably gonna be nice… you know, as long as we, as long we, we look non-threatening… I would… hope… it would really help… Yeah… It would really help if you kept that beard under control; that’s all I’m saying. Why are you so obsessed with my beard?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke welcoming Andrew on to the show but ended up getting Andrew’s message on repeat

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Luke and Andrew: “The Garofalo Dome? Two people enter. A poster leaves. That doesn’t make sense”

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Luke and Andrew: “You need to shut that down (Yeah) as quickly as possible”

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???: Spit-take sound

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Clips From TBTL #2653: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “A new empathy! Exclamation point”

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Luke: “And, by the way, Pete Carroll is the head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, if you’re not a sport”

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Luke: “Cut it! I cut it!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: Cute laugh #2

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Luke: “God, this music is getting more relevant by the word”

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Luke: “He is known for his drawings of tall ships, their grace and their cuteness”

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Luke: “He thinks that is just a travesty of a mockery of a sham of two travesties of a mockery of a sham”

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Luke: “Hither and yon”

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Luke: “Hüsker Dü”

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Luke: “I can never www.explain… why Pete Carroll’s style of speaking drives me so crazy”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna open, I don’t wanna open a… another can of worms”

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Luke: “I had the, I had the college CD collection of a very woke, feminist woman”

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Luke: “I wanna mention I’m doing this on the fly. Everybody cut me some slack”

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Luke: “I’m already starting to regret this”

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Luke: “In all… In all earnesty… in all–which is the new way of saying, ‘Honesty–Earnesty is the new honesty’. And, maybe, we can all agree on that”

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Luke: “It’s the TBTL-a-Thon: Thumbs Up for TBTL… Not Life is a Highway Edition; although, you know”

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Luke: Laughing in a funny manner

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Luke: “May God have mercy on their soul”

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Luke: “So, the listener Selexa”

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Luke: “‘Tens… please consider donating to the next TBTL-a-Thon… Luke and Andrew can’t do this without us’ God… Candi, you give and you give… and you give and you give”

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Luke: “The Doogie… and the Cochrane”

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Luke: “This entire… exercise… was… just to annoy you”

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Luke: “We are just gonna have to figure this… bleep… out… on the road, Andrew”

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Luke: “#WeveShoweredRecently”

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Luke: “What’s wrong with me, Andrew?”

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Luke: “You and I are an unlikely romantic pair… in that, it’s unlikely we’ll ever become a romantic pair”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good morning, my co-bro… Hola… misois [ph]

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Luke and Andrew: “Happy June, by the way… Oh my God, it’s my May”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s not get Linh (No) caught in the crossfire, okay? Linh, do it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Linh… please pull the drop of Andrew saying ‘People need to see our perspective as black men’… Linh! Let’s leave that alone, my friend… Linh… I don’t… Let’s not get Linh (No) caught in the crossfire, okay? Linh, do it. Linh… don’t. Linh! Do you wanna spend… I’m gonna see Linh tonight at Live Wire!; (Yeah?) so… he’s gonna hand me a thumb drive… he’s gonna leave a thumb drive in the parking lot; it’s gonna be the best day of my life. It’s just gonna have that drop on it”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asking what is the best way to borrow or steal someone’s pets and Andrew, running out of jokes, goes with a swingers joke

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays “Life is a Highway” again and Andrew questions if Luke has any concerns of doing the hitchhiking road trip alone

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Luke and Andrew: Luke said a key to getting picked up is for Andrew to keep is beard under control and not scruffy, then regretted saying that

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Luke and Andrew: “No, man. You know what, Andrew? I give you a lotta shit; but, when you’re right, you’re right. I know!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Selexa… stop lis–eavesdropping! Christ! Oh, we’re gonna be in (Alright) so much trouble on Monday”

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Luke and Andrew: “TBTL: Thumbs Up for TBTL… Life is a Highway Edition… Life is Not a Highway Edition”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re instructing Linh to be a, an unpaid assistant audio producer on the show. By the way, shout out to Linh for… sending me this drop… yesterday… (And, now, apparently when Luke Burbank says, ‘Morning’… I flinch) Can I be honest with you? I like it better… when you didn’t check your e-mail”

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Clips From TBTL #2653: Andrew Walsh Edition

 Andrew: “Am I right? I’m right… I think”

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Andrew: “And, guess what? It’s awesome!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-haaa!!”

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Andrew: “Hur-hurr!”

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Andrew: “Hüsker Du, Hüsker Don’t”

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Andrew: “I don’t even hear the drops anymore”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m very conflicted about this shit that Pete Carroll does”

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Andrew: “I’m, like, representing hot dogs like you wouldn’t believe at Safeco these days with, not one, but two pieces of hot dog flare”

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Andrew: Laughing in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Linh! Let’s leave that alone, my friend”

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Andrew: “Meow!”

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Andrew: “Mr. Unlistenable”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! We just, we’re gonna be in trouble!”

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Andrew: “Oh! I know what I was thinking! I was thinking about the new, hot catchphrase… ‘TBTL Daddy’ the other day”

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Andrew: “Save the cheerleader, save the world”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s not the money, it’s the stuff” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “We’re gonna be in trouble!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “See how many likes I got on Twitter… Meow!”

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Andrew: “Selexa, end the show”

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Andrew: “She was, like, a real, like, kind of… down to business, like, quick, quick, quick kind of person”

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Andrew: Singing “Fish ain’t bitin'”

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Andrew: “Such a sad song with such happy music”

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Andrew: “We live in an effed up society; and, people need to start, like… having empathy and seeing things from our perspective as, like… black men”

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Andrew: “What you said about my beard before was… interesting; because, I am trying to grow it out a little bit. It’s been a bit of a… source of… not frustration; but… I dunno… frustration is probably the word I’m looking for”

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Andrew: “Will you be my TBTL daddy?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I was pretty… pretty good with the words; as, you can tell”

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Andrew: “You mark my damn words”

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Andrew: “Your schedule is a little… is way tighter than mine; as in, mine is… totally loosey-goosey”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew agreed to hitchhike with Luke but doesn’t like “Life is a Highway”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying something that Doug Baldwin would say with some interesting wording leading Luke to ask for that clip to be pulled and Andrew not wanting it done

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Andrew and Luke: “I have mixed emotions… I would… (You’re not the only one) Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “What happened is that we stopped down to talk about Jeff for a second… you know, cuz he’s a dude… and you love (Yeah) talking about dudes”

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Clips From TBTL #2652

Andrew: “Alright. So, I didn’t get anything right about that”

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Andrew: “And then, we should probably hit… the… road”

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Andrew: “And, you’d said something to me today… that kind of… tangled up my brain for a little bit”

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah, blah. I can’t talk”

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Andrew: “Come on! Human centipede here”

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Andrew: “Diabolical”

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Andrew: “God…damnit!”

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Andrew: “God’s Comic! God’s… Comic!”

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Andrew: “Hide this one. Don’t, don’t let Luke see this”

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Andrew: “I did not know this!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna put words in your mouth or… feelings in your heart, Luke”

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Andrew: “I have a strong feeling that he does not say ‘human centipede’ here”

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Andrew: “It reminded me of all that bullshit stuff I used to do”

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Andrew: “Just the other day, I was thinking of this. I don’t know why… Sometimes I like to just flip through my old tapes and… daydream about Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Oh, God!! I didn’t even… Oh, God. Can we start over?”

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Andrew: “One of my favorite Simpsons jokes; although, I only remember it vaguely. So, this will be awesome. Glad I’m shoving it in the show”

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Andrew: “RAM!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, would you like some fermented liquid condiment?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “No, no! Don’t change!” as the listeners

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Andrew: Singing “Baby on board”

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Andrew: “The RAM!!”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, I finally got (Oh, yeah!) myself a little Walkman-y thing”

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Andrew and Luke: “Diabolical. So smart of this reporter to do it. (Super smart!) I just love it… so much!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I apologize, though, if that did kind of… if you find that super disturbing while I’m e-mailing you while you’re doing your intro. No, I mean, I’m fine… Fine, I had, I had a flub. I had a flub! Can I have one flub in my life please… and, not have you remind me of it day in and day out?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I find jokes… very… easy… Mmm-hmm… As you can tell from the opening of this show… I’m a (Yeah) born… entertainer”

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Andrew and Luke: Reading and discussing my e-mail about Impossible Burgers

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Luke: “All those sounds are coming from their bo-odies”

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Luke: “Go for breaking news… TBTL hot takes (Ooooh!)… Drew… (Oh, ‘Explicit!’)”

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Luke: “I only, sort of, come up with creative ideas… when I have to, and usually an hour before whatever the performance is; my first thought was… do not let Andrew find this out”

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Luke: “I screwed it up”

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Luke: “I understand… that with great podcasting comes… great responsibility”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Move on!”

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Luke: “Per… most of the time… Per, almost always”

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Luke: Singing “Baby on board”

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Luke: “Yes!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew realized that he said “human centipede” in his joke

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Luke and Andrew: “Do not mess with a thirsty lion, by the way. Mmm-mmm… I learned that the hard way. Thirsty lions, they just go online and they’re just like, ‘Look at my project. Isn’t it great?’ Meow! Meow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do we still play the thing during the break sometimes telling people how to rate the show and all of that? Sometimes it’s in there; kind of depends on… it depends on the machines, Luke”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Hit the bricks, pal!’ or (‘Get outta here!’) ‘Get outta here’… Get outta here!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t even think I would even put that much work into the show… No. I, I can tell (as a co-bro) you that I don’t! I can tell you… that I, that I don’t”

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Luke and Andrew: “I sat near Joe Pesci and I studied him. Hey… were you the class Pesci?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke channels Tommy from GoodFellas when Andrew said he was going to leave the flub in the intro

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Luke and Andrew: “Meow! Meow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “My Mariner anger has been at a… at a relative low, I’m happy to say… So, when we’re winning, you’re not mad… bro. Yeah, do you… I’m able to do that… I, I have the self-discipline to be happy when we’re winning. Congratulations. Teach me. Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I needed to make sure that I was in, I guess you could call it… Plan B… up here in Bellingham. Now, the ‘B’ does not stand for Bellingham… (Oh) The ‘B’ stands for ‘Bad Internet'”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s your… that’s your father, or… upsettingly, as Andrew would say, that’s your daddy’s… Mmm, that’s your TBTL daddy’s a capella group. Yeah”

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