Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “A lotta couple… Cup, cup, [ph] couple”

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Andrew: “Come on, Linh!”

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Andrew: “Convivium”

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Andrew: “Duh!”

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Andrew: “Hey! Buddy! Make with the penis!”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m trying so hard… Relax, Walsh. You’ve done this before. Don’t get in your head. Don’t get the yips. Don’t get the joke yips, man!”

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Andrew: “I’m a sausage guy”

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Andrew: “I’m a sausage guy… as you well know”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get corny here for a second”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Linh ‘The Phamster’ Pham”

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Andrew: “Maui me”

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Andrew: “My favorite kinds of pork, by the way”

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Andrew: “Nope… I’m drunk”

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Andrew: “Oh, this shit gets nasty. I’m getting, my blood’s getting up”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow!”

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Andrew: “Oh! I’m sorry, then. What are you high from?”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, friendos” in an ominous manner 

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Andrew: Singing “Ernie”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Whenever you and I go to public radio joke town”

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Andrew: “Why am I not putting this on my salad all the time?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is going over the gist of the story about a pig following a man home and Luke jumps in and tries to sharpshoot Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you hear the special… mashup that our friend… Linh ‘The Phamster’ Pham sent us? Our number one Pham? …I’m your number one Pham. Take a listen to this magic. (Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop! Unlimited diarrhea… Unlimited) Come on, Linh! I don’t know why that one bothers me more. I mean, I guess I do know; cuz, it references diarrhea (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, I thought you were gonna zig; but you zagged. I appreciate it. Yep!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh! I’m kind of surprised (Explicit)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh! Ooh! (Ooh! Explicit)”

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Luke: “Bring me the head of Mitch Hurwitz!”

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Luke: “I, I keep a pretty… beef-free Twitter feed”

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Luke: “I’m an efficient… soup dumpling… destroying machine”

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Luke: “I’ve never wanted to see a penis more in my life!”

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Luke: “It… it’s… really grinding my gears for some reason”

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Luke: “It’s package grabbing time!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing “No”

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Luke: “Not to brag”

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Luke: “Ooh-la-la”

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Luke: “Toot-toot!”

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Luke: “Toot-toot! Earnest train coming through”

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Luke: “When will my wife return from the pressure washing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just keep bringing it right back to Negative Town (I know)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I saw The Thunder Down From Under, by the way. You were disappointed… Very disappointed. I’ve never, speaking of penises, I’ve never wanted to see a penis more in my life! Hey! Buddy! Make with the penis!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wanna, I wanna chomp down on this Impossible Burger thing… Yeah!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is high on gas fumes and Andrew is “high” on marijuana

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Luke and Andrew: “Not to sharpshoot you… not to sharpshoot you; but… Alright, I’m never trying to tell a story again… I’m sorry”

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Luke and Andrew: “Or, actually, maybe we can go ‘Lady and the Tramp’. We each start eating from the opposite side of an Impossible Burger; (Oh, wow!) and, then, we meet in the middle… Did that take a more erotic turn than you were expecting?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our number one Pham? …I’m your number one Pham”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please update that joke, Burbank (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Show some love… to your… to your library and your local librarians; but, not in a creep way… Andrew… You were the one whose letting out endorphins in the library!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That… was… really weird side of you that I don’t ever want to see again. Explore, Luke. Explore it… No”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know this is a meme, right? (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “And, there’s one guy… and he’s eating an ice cream cone… and the, Superman… speeds by really quickly… and ice cream falls off the ice cream cone”

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Andrew: Chicken squawked “Come on!”

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Andrew: “I could be wrong about that. If I am, I honestly don’t really care; so, don’t e-mail me”

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Andrew: “I didn’t wanna just, like, send in a turd to W–WBUR”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… I’m an emotional eater!”

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Andrew: “I have a disease where… just the suggestion of that song means I have to listen to it immediately. Oh, Christ! This song is so good”

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Andrew: “I’m a chicken lady!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mr. Unlimited”

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Andrew: “Mr. Unlimited” #2

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Andrew: “Mr. Unlimited. What the fuck!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is nice!”

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Andrew: “Ooooh!”

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Andrew: “Oops. Sorry about that weird noise”

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Andrew: Saying “River Boy. Mr. River Boy” as Mr. Unlimited

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Andrew: Singing “Cutting up eyeballs, I want you to know”

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Andrew: Singing “Got into beyond WBUR” to Crash Test Dummies’ “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm”

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Andrew: Singing “Radio on”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Bobby”

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Andrew: “Thanks, Wikipedia!”

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Andrew: “That doesn’t make sense, buddy!”

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Andrew: “The good news is: we will get our rejection after all”

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Andrew: “Uhh! In your face!”

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Andrew: “Well, here we are!”

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Andrew: “Well… save it for, save it for Boston, baby”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “Why do you not get this?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is worried that people might not think Andrew can do a show without misfiring drops, which is Luke’s territory

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew went into the bowels of his computer looking for something

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m being, I’m being a very bad… co-host here; because, I’m getting into my head too much (No, no, no!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh! Oh! Oh! (Wow) He did survive! He did survive! He was lifted (What!?!) to the hospital via air ambulance”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, how much of that are we leaving in? Most of it? All of it? (All of it) Some of it? Unlimited”

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Andrew and Luke: “This could be our theme music… Yeah… Got into beyond WBUR”

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Andrew and Luke: “You did it… you did it, Fluffy! That’s great! You know what? You did it, Fluffy! You… did it… Mrs. Unlimited! Ms. Unlimited to you. Ms. Unlimited. Excuse me”

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Andrew: “And, again, maybe this is where I’m no fun”

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Andrew: “Boy… it’s funny how you really change your tune about participation trophies when you become forty-two year old man who might have pooped himself”

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Andrew: “But, my damned thing locked on me!”

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Andrew: “Diarrhea”

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Andrew: “How dare you!”

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Andrew: How dare you! No”

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Andrew: “I feel like a child who thinks that he might not get the joke”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m just so prudish!”

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Andrew: “It bothers me!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: “PhD for a man; but, strong enough for a woman?”

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Andrew: “Say it ain’t so”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, this is what I wanna say!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “She’s a smart cookie”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Fogerty-heads”

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Andrew: “This whole time you’ve been talking, I’ve been thinking about the… before you even got to this part, I was thinking about the diarrhea song that we used to sing as kids when you’re rolling into third”

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Andrew: “Wow! That’s so personal”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants the listeners to thank him for having self-control during the Dazzling Donor segment

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey… way to bring it back around. Thanks! Get the nose up on this… on this… actual feelings train”

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Andrew and Luke: Playing a mashup of the Strong Bad E-mail drop, “Right Way to Rock” and Doogie Howser, M.D. theme and saying “Perfect… Can we send this ten minutes into WBUR”

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL is about one thing: All regerts

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Andrew and Luke: “They want, they want the Vitamin B… they don’t want the Vitamin A… What!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Think about it, this is back when the show was good! This is when we were actually doing segments!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s my trophy? Look… (Yeah) it’s clean!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, they were like a real band, like… they were a real Internet age band… Boy, (Yeah) every now and then, the words come out of my mouth and I just sound so old. But, it’s true; they are truly of the Internet, this band”

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Luke: “‘And, I was a little lonely and adrift.’ How hasn’t been… Nicole? I felt that way yesterday when I thought I shit my pants… during a… co-ed softball game”

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Luke: “Amazingly, Andrew… the situation was fine. It was all quiet on the southern front… when I checked”

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Luke: “But, I don’t… have a dookie in my pants right now”

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Luke: “Do it!!!”

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Luke: “Do you hear that Rudy? Cocksquanches… some of your favorite squanches to have”

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Luke: “Don’t give up on your dreams… of public radio stardom!”

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Luke: “Four minutes later… some guy jacks a long flyball… to me; and, I have to run… possibly, with a very special, secret present in my pants”

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Luke: “Happy anniversary… Carey Beth, I love you… and… and, here’s to… five more years… but, then it’s over”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “I was… promised I would have my red stapler” as Milton in “Office Space”

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Luke: Saying “That’s kinda my dream; and so, you’re kinda crushing my dream” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “The Outhouses” in a faux-Canadian manner

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Luke: Singing “Like, put me in coach, I’m ready to be QB; cuz, I smash the touchdowns… all over! Joe Montana… and the catch! And then, that one time… when… you had the Golden Boy, Paul”

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Luke: Singing “Two bros, looking it up!”

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Luke: “This is honestly the best part of the song… so… just… drink it up with your ears; because, it’s about to just get… uninteresting… real fast”

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Luke: “We need that Vitamin W and Vitamin B… in our life”

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Luke: “Welcome to the Carter Subaru Tahrir Square”

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Luke: “What on Earth is this person talking about?”

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Luke: “Where there’s a will, there’s a way”

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Luke: “WTF… Fogerty?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you hook-up with your meatball sandwich today? Oh, good, good Lord, did I ever”

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Luke and Andrew: “I run to throw the ball and I feel some kind of a pressure release that makes me think… I have… at a minimum, best case scenario, sharted… in… my pants… in the outfield… during the game. Say it ain’t so”

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Luke and Andrew: “I would then be, like… ‘Anybody out here Tindering?’ Although, shouldn’t be called… ‘Tundraing’… (Ohh) if you’re out there?”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Two bros… looking it up! (Looking it up!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I go running in, I pick up the ball, as it’s rolling towards me… and, I fire it towards third, with a great… amount of energy… and I feel a release happen… in… (God) my baseball pants… that comes completely and totally… out of the blue”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yay us! Good job, Andrew! Good proposal… Yeah, you know what? Look at us. We’re awesome. Ooh! Yeah! I just do my own drop now… I like it… It’s never gonna fly at WBUR; so, get it out of your system now”

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Luke: “A manatee… in a funny tee? That’s surprising”

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Luke: “A something in a something? That’s surprising”

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Luke: “America’s Got Public Radio?”

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Luke: “And, I’m just trying to VidYank myself… so, I can fall asleep”

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Luke: “And, if life has taught me anything, Andrew; it’s that, even if I strike out… I can always crank my own tube”

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Luke: “But, here’s the problem with the current state of the Internet, Andrew… is that… all of these… shady websites know… that a dingus like me… is gonna be searching… for… ‘Best… Keep Vid replacement'”

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Luke: “But, the very nature of the request made me feel embarrassed of myself”

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Luke: “Don’t test me on my Denny’s knowledge, please”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up… Cleveland Browns!?”

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Luke: “God, may the Mariners DingerCrush.something tonight”

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Luke: “I felt very violated by the Internet”

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Luke: “Instead, I had to YankMyOwnCrank.Don’t.WishIHadn’tDoneThat”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Oh, shit! Andrew, Blursday!”

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Luke: “Peace and love… to everybody out there in that part of the world; but… I don’t think I can handle the accent. I don’t think I can handle the accent”

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Luke: Quietly saying “I got this situation on this computer”

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Luke: Saying “Can we play a game?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “VidYank.Don’t”

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Luke: “Where do we show up? When do we start?”

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Luke: “Why? Why!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, Lake Chargogagogmanchagogagogchabunagungamungogamung [ph]“

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Luke: “You haven’t seen what my ass can do”

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Luke: “You look like a monster!!”

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Luke: “You ready, Rudy and Olive? Oh, yeah. They can’t even hear me. They’re outside”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have-a-hill… Have-a-hill! Have two”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was just grabbing whatever the Internet was offering; and, that almost… never ends well. Yeah, no. No, that never–No, that’s never, that’s never the… happy ending to that story”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has been having fun adding Andrew’s “Ooooh!” drop to other drops and mentions me for providing a few

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Luke and Andrew: “The P Factor? America’s Public Radio Got Singing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I mean, I guess… GEICO 1… TBTL 0; in that, we just dedicated… (Sure!) Roughly eleven minutes of prime pod-time to them. So, I guess they did win on some level”

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