Clips From TBTL #2575

Andrew: “And then, we would put the Little Red Bandwagon out of business”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “‘Don’t know where they got that from… His family is in Pyongyang [sic] and showed his dad wearing a Browns hat.’ Ha!”

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Andrew: “Every single night, sitting in my room listening to ‘Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness'”

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Andrew: “Hide the remotes! The Burbanks’ coming!”

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Andrew: “I don’t usually… talk smack about my girlfriend”

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Andrew: “I’m being gently nudged by Genevieve to expand my bone collecting and bone boiling business”

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Andrew: “Just thinking of… like, what is my post-Luke plan for TBTL, you know”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Oh, no!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, really!?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I feel awful”

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Andrew: “The new brush heads are here! The new brush heads are here! Well, they’re not here yet”

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Andrew: “What if I went into your kitchen and I just open up all the drawers… and every utensil is just a television remote control?”

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Andrew: Whispering “TBTL is Missed Connectors”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you might be in a pho bubble… It’s a pho boble”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke… Do you wanna see… do you wanna see my bones? Ooh… What’s the hardest, hard pass?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I’m a little nervous about the bones that I bought yesterday… speaking of marrow… Some of them look human? Just vaguely humanesque”

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Luke: “And, I gotta be honest, I get some weird pleasure out of making you nervous about my flight stuff”

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Luke: “Boy, I hope she doesn’t hear this”

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Luke: “Do you know that I just randomly thought of that the other day and just had a wave of regret wash over me?”

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Luke: Funny Laugh

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Luke: “He’s got a freezer full of bones; but, that doesn’t mean he’s better than anyone else (There’s something about the soul of a Fireball)”

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Luke: “Lemme #FrameThis”

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Luke: “Let’s do an e-mail frenzy!”

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Luke: “Lewis!”

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Luke: “New York Jersey!?”

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Luke: “Oh, no!”

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Luke: “Power using and P1-ing”

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Luke: “Real Change!”

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Luke: Singing “Bugler’s Dream” (aka ABC/NBC’s Olympics Theme)

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Luke: Singing “I used to be a little girl” as The Smashing Pumpkins

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Luke: Singing “Killer in me is the killer in you” as The Smashing Pumpkins

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Luke: Singing “Oh, Lamb of God, sweet Lamb of God”

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Luke: “This is on me… I wanna own that. I wanna apologize in advance. I want you guys to know… where you should be sending the angry letters… those should be sent to andrew@tbtl.net

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Luke: “Verbal free jazz?”

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Luke: “We do all of that stuff, and… we’re gonna do it all the different ways”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, you know… I gotta be honest with you… Uh-oh”

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Clips From TBTL #2574

Andrew: “Actually, I just looked it up… we’re both… invented by Edgar Allan Poe… We couldn’t have been more wrong. No, just kidding”

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Andrew: “Cats Wide Shut”

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Andrew: “Hard hat, work pail”

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Andrew: “He had millennial lips”

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Andrew: “Hey, I just thought of something. Not that it’s super interesting; but, I finally have an answer to your question, and then we can move on”

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Andrew: “I apologize. I realize I have… just resting Walsh face”

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Andrew: “I dunno if I would call it a, a… a Cranky Yanky rant… necessarily”

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Andrew: “It’s my Wednesday! It’s my tonight pants Wednesday”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now I’m stressed. I don’t even know what it is”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I’m gonna say it; but, I’m gonna whisper it”

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Andrew: Saying “It stinks!!” in a Jay Sherman-like manner

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Andrew: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, I’ve got a freezer full of bones right now; and, next weekend, we’ll start… boiling them bones, them bones!”

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Andrew: “This is a Cranky Yandy review”

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Andrew: “Yeah, well… it’s disturbing; but, also kinda fun”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I paint flowers on you? Ohhhhhhhh, noooooooooo (Ohhh… and nobody ever… had relations again)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Free the Jordan Five! Exactly”

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Andrew and Luke: “I did something for the first time this weekend… I bought bones… My bone collecting tendencies have gotten to the point where I am now buying bones, not just (What!?!) saving bones from the foods that I eat. Are you serious? (Tell ’em The Bone sent ya) I’m… I’m serious”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a sound effect that I hit about five seconds ago. It finally came through. Well, it’s like a cat… it doesn’t… that sound effect doesn’t play when you want it. It takes notes and gets back to you”

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Andrew and Luke: “We should have a sounder, and maybe some music underneath it. I got one idea. Oh, Yandy from the Basement?”

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Luke: “Alright, Yandy from the Basement. What do you got?”

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Luke: “But, you are an a-hole”

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Luke: “Can you stop… naming shows!?”

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Luke: Drawn out “Meow?”

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Luke: “First things first… I feel like such… a poser when I try to say, ‘Po’boy’. Can there be… for those of us that didn’t grow up in N’awlins… can we call it a ‘Poor Boy’? Do I have to call it a ‘Po’boy’? I’d feel like I’m trying to hard with that”

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Luke: “I wanna call it, ‘The Girl with the Danish Tattoo’; but, that’s… not a movie”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing and saying “Exactly!”

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Luke: “My voice just cracked. Is that weird at forty-one?”

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Luke: “Quoth the raven”

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Luke: Saying “I don’t see nothing wrong” in a funny, sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Wow, it’s time to do this… again? Already?”

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Luke: “Yeah, no shit, Sherlock”

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Luke: “You know how I’m introducing you tomorrow, ‘He’s got a freezer full of bones… and he’s all out of bubblegum'”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke accidentally trigged the e-mail frenzy version of the Strong Bad e-mail drop and Andrew started freaking out

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Clips From TBTL #2573

Andrew: “Artsy-fartsy”

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Andrew: Deep “Mmm… Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Er, okay. Uh, er, er”

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Andrew: “God! This is very personal… I didn’t even tell Genevieve this; but, I don’t think she would mind me saying this”

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Andrew: “Half coughing… half sling-blading”

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Andrew: “He’s not drunk, he’s DRUNK!”

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Andrew: “Holy crap, you’re tight!”

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Andrew: “I’ll bet you he’s very popular and I’m just an old man”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna get out of the bed and go out and sleep on the couch; where, I can cough and sling-blade to my heart’s desire”

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Andrew: “It makes me giggle every time!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Mimicking a cough

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Andrew: “No, no, no. I think we hone, not foam”

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Andrew: “Nothing stops this train! Nothing!”

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Andrew: “Now, follow me here for a second”

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Andrew: Saying “Sasquad!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner #2

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Andrew: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner #3

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Andrew: Saying “Squanch” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: Singing “Hello, Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “TBTL! TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Thank you!!! Thank you!”

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Andrew: “That… doesn’t pay off for me in the end”

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Andrew: “Well, I think the best thing for a… cold, is to put them in the… sunshine of my slumber”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, again, as somebody (Yeah) who isn’t totally comfortable with strangers… I spent the rest of the evening hoping that drunk Tim would come back and give me another… surprise massage”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I tell you about a surprise massage I had? Umm… yes! Those words sound only barely legal”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t mind a surprise massage from drunk Tim every now and then (Ha!!!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Sling-blading

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Luke: Cute Chuckles

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Luke: Deep “Mmm-hmm”

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Luke: “Did you hear that, Rudy? Cocksquanches!”

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Luke: “Do you know what I’m talking about? Does any of this make any sense?”

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Luke: “‘Harvey Weinstein. He’s a jive motherfucker'”

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Luke: “How do I say this in a way that will not cost me getting this gig next year? Well, I don’t care. Whatever”

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Luke: “I need to… figure out… what it is my face is doing when I’m listening to Carey talk about things (That’s my woife!)”

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Luke: “I’ll say, I’ll try to say this in three sentences… and, then, shut my yapper!”

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Luke: “It was some early Siri shit going on”

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Luke: “It”s lit!!”

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Luke: “My University of Washington Huskies… men’s basketball team just absolutely squanched the bed…against Oregon”

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Luke: “No offense, public radio… but, like, really!?”

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Luke: “Sasquanch!”

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Luke: Saying “I reckon I ain’t got no reason to keep nobody up” as Kyle Childers

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Luke: Saying “Luke Burbank… Man of God” in a deep voice

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Luke: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Squanch!?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “‘They were no playing, motherfuckers'”

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Luke: “We have got this guy. I hired him about a hundred years ago… to be the co-bro of the show; which, makes him the longest running… co-bro of the program”

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Luke: “‘Yeah, motherfucker! Because, it ain’t you'”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s turning (It’s heating up, man) into a real, a real squanch-burner”

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Luke and Andrew: “You did it… Burbs (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You need drunk Tim to come massage your regret center in your brain… Oh, yes”

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Clips From TBTL #2572

Andrew: “Hey, Luke Burbank… I just remembered to turn on my microphone”

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Andrew: “I apologize to everybody, not even… those who live in the great state of Illinois… Everybody. I apologize. You deserve better from your… podcast co-hosts”

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Andrew: “I believe it’s pronounced, ‘Chicagos'”

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Andrew: “I didn’t want to start here”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna take this to Boring Town”

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Andrew: “I have a question for you”

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Andrew: “I have the money-clumping cat litter… You just throw money in it and it all clumps together”

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Andrew: “I was there when you stubbed your toe”

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Andrew: “I would… I would take that bet… Give it to me and let me see how I do”

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Andrew: “I’m not super… into drugs; but, I love a good NyQuil high”

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Andrew: “‘I’m writing you, because my wife’s birthday will be on February the 8th’… That’s today, Luke”

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Andrew: “I’m… dirtbaggy anyway”

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Andrew: “I’ve, I was… I was riding a magic… a magic carpet ride, man. I was a little floating still”

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Andrew: “It says, ‘Illinoise’ [ph] on it. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Just cuz we’re b…acking the Starbleeper into this”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I am so confused”

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Andrew: “Let’s just go into the rumpus room”

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Andrew: “No! I’m just getting dumber!”

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Andrew: “Nope. If this ever happens again, I am going to schedule a driver and you’re knocking me… the eff out! I’m… I’m… Cranky… Yandy”

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Andrew: “Okay, this, yeah, this is… this is cranky”

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Andrew: “Please… I’m Yandy”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “This has shaken me to my core!”

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Andrew: “Turn in my everything card!”

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Andrew: “Wow!! That’s some… ROI right there”

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Andrew: “Yeah! It’s Starfucker, from way back in the day”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I was talking into a microphone which reeked… of bad breath, by the way… Whoa!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did I say, ‘Illinoise’ [ph] a second ago? Did I, I think I said, ‘Illinoise’. [ph] I think you did. Oh my… Christ! I feel–do you want my resignation? Turn in your Midwest card? Turn in my everything card! I can’t believe I did that!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, we could just totally steal the bit form ol’ Gary… Yeah. His lawyers got better things to do than to sue us, these days. Am I allowed to say that!?”

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Luke: “And, I realized… I have made out with that microphone countless times”

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Luke: “Cranky Andy calls it ‘Starbleeper’… Cranky Yandy says the whole name”

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Luke: “Cuz, that’s the kind of narcissism that I live with, Andrew… And, I don’t wish it upon anyone”

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Luke: “Do you think I can take this to a more boring place? Cuz, I’m, I’m about to. Are you ready? Are you sitting down?”

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Luke: “Here’s my… thousand dollar folly”

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Luke: “‘Hey, Paisly! Duck and cover!’ Just fire a dirt clod at him”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oof!”

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Luke: Singing “It’s just a matter of time”

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Luke: Singing “You’re a rich Walsh! You don’t drive a car”

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Luke: “That’s a little squishy”

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Luke: “What’s the easiest way for me to not deal with this?”

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Luke: Whispering “By the way”

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Luke and Andrew: “Of all the places… of all the places, that I want to be making sweet mouth love to a micrphone… Mandarin Gate… really low on the list (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s rich! One hundo a day”

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Luke and Andrew: The DASLing Donors of the Day

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve got places to be and people to see… after this… Tongues to inspect”

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Clips From TBTL #2571: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, I was like, ‘We live in the future, man!'”

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Luke: “Bro… do not come at me”

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Luke: “By the way… complete and totally unrelated. Don’t bring it up, Luke. Okay, I will”

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Luke: “Does that sound mean? I don’t mean it to”

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Luke: “Dog is out in the hallway right now, just making quick work… of… the remnants of a Healthy Choice… Broccoli and Chicken Steamer… God, that sounds disgusting when I say it out loud”

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Luke: “Double-A… M-C-O”

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Luke: “God, that sounds disgusting when I say it out loud”

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Luke: “Guys… there’s a Tesla… in… space right now”

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Luke: “Hold… still… Terry!”

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Luke: “Holler!”

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Luke: “Holy shit, man!”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “I am, and I was, so basic”

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Luke: “I’ll pay the iron price”

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Luke: “Is this real life?”

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Luke: “It’s still got chemicals on it!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, Nelly”

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Luke: “Oh, Nelly!”

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Luke: “Rudy, get in here!”

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Luke: Saying “Well, that was how it was gonna be good… Now, it’s gonna suck” in a whiny manner

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Luke: Singing “I will always be with you”

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Luke: Singing his own version of “Ken Lee”

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Luke: “Still can’t believe that wasn’t taken!”

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Luke: “That was a weird one”

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Luke: “When we let go… and let Diana”

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Luke: “You’re just hanging by a moment”

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Luke and Andrew: A marble in Luke’s Rube Goldberg machine-like brain

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Luke and Andrew: “Arakaki, heal thyself. Yeah… right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “In Soviet Russia… toilet seat cleans you!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s ol’ Pope-a-rope-a-dopey with Luke McCartney… Oh my God”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s shoot the moon… I’ll pay two-fifty. I’ll pay three dollars to not be holding Rudy’s feces in my bare hands (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s idea for an anti-GEICO ad

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Luke and Andrew: “Today’s episode is ‘CrankyAndy.com‘… (Mmm-kay) featuring a show picture called, ‘CrankyAndy.com’… Brought to you by new sponsor, CrankyAndy.com. Oh, shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We grabbed the brass ring. (Eh…) Eh… Dot-com… that’s like your dad’s Internet… you know?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just wanna let sleeping rents lie. Yeah. Yeah”

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Clips From TBTL #2571: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “All Binding, No Pages”

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Andrew: “And, and, just the neatnik in me”

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Andrew: “Buy the ticket, take the finasteride”

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Andrew: Cute Chuckle

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Andrew: “Do we wanna… get into Cranky Andy?”

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Andrew: “Dude, screw the book… do this!”

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Andrew: Funny throw-up sound

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Andrew: “I don’t have to go full Cranky Andy”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why”

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Andrew: “I don’t know! I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I… I… I like… the Cranky Andy of the future”

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Andrew: “It’s a whole situation”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, God”

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Andrew: “Little Cranky Lukie?”

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Andrew: Making funny sounds

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Andrew: “Mmmmm. Silicone”

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Andrew: “Now it’s cleaning you!!”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s surprising”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho. I love, I love flavor-blasted… Los Ranchitos”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m blanking on his name because it’s Elon Musk”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s right!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Right”

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Andrew: “Ohh!”

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Andrew: Saying “I was feeling listless and dull; and, then, I thought, ‘Maybe my own treatment would help'” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Shit. We may actually be in some copyright infringement”

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Andrew: “Shut up, little mouse!!”

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Andrew: Singing “Day after day”

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Andrew: Singing “If you want it, here I am. Come and get it”

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Andrew: Singing “No matter what you do”

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Andrew: “Space is big”

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Andrew: “That’s right, Luke!”

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Andrew: “That’s right!”

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Andrew: “The Girl with the Government Tattoo”

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Andrew: “This was popping up in a lotta places”

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Andrew: “Why are there bald mice?”

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Andrew: “Would I have to use it on my head!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I would have no problem taking a wad of toilet paper and just… wiping that moistness away; knowing that, it’s the cleanest, moistness possible. Yes… I just said that sentence… The cleanest… moistness… possible”

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Andrew and Luke: Heavy Doody

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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, Luke. Yes, what you’re gonna hear is… just the usual… dulcet tones of my voice… blabbering on; (Ah, it’s beautiful) and, then, punctuated… piercingly, every now and then… with the sound of hammering… as if, they were hammering directly into my skull. Now, actually, the listener experience may not be that bad”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re never gonna let that go. I threw one goddamn semi-truck in the ocean. I didn’t know what to do with it… We were on our road trip… And, now, everything, you’re just gonna bring that up forever. Well, I’m saying, it’s fine that you did it. I consider you the Elon Musk… (Uh-huh) of semi-trucks in the ocean”

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