Clips From TBTL #1939

Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Keep walking, bro!”

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Andrew: “Listen to what you want to listen to. Listen to your Throbbing Gristle or your 1940s swing music, or whatever it is.”

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Andrew: “Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s research showed that Kanye West did not die

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Andrew and Luke: “Dark Wings, Dark Words. Indeed.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you ever stare into windows? I… Heh-heh… I don’t mind a good outside looking in situation.”

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Andrew and Luke: “See, I listen sometimes. I appreciate, I appreciate your careful attention.”

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Luke: “And I was kind of walking around this community, just trying to find the right place to masturbate… No.”

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Luke: “Coming to you today, from Burbank Springs, Washington”

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Luke: “Heh-heh.”

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Luke: “How much asbestos is too much asbestos? There can’t be too much asbestos. That’s right, it was a trick question.”

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Luke: “I will say this, when it comes to staring out windows, I wrote the fucking book on staring out windows, Walsh. It’s probably 90 percent of what I do.”

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Luke: “I’m no Bob Vila, but… Although, I’m gonna start hosting a show called ‘This Old Hut’, which I think has a lot of promise.”

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Luke: “I’m not the Cruise Director!”

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Luke: “Listen to the kids, bro!!!”

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Luke: Luke will start greeting Andrew with “Listen to the kids, bro!!!”

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Luke: “Oh!”

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Luke: “Probably not going to catch me building an old Nintendo controller or whatever, on a new computer… program… game.”

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Luke: “Really?”

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Luke: “So, I’m a big window starer-outer”

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Luke: “Talking like bolts. I’m watching some straight up lightning bolts in this mug right now.”

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Luke: “That, you know, whole thing where if you are flying the jet and you go through a flock of seagulls. Well, you’ve got a dead 80s band on your hands.”

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Luke: “We’re about to Friendr your ear-balls everybody”

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Luke: “What you don’t understand, Andrew, is I am a god.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s fractured and splintered personalities and psyches

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Luke and Andrew: Rule Number 5: Urinate in every corner

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Luke and Andrew: “Things are looking up here at Burbank Springs, my friend. How’s Carey feeling? Haven’t talked to her in days. She’s been locked in the bathroom. Yep.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a minute. You can get a bird to land on your arm, and then you can get to go off, and do shit, and come back to you. And, it wears a little leather helmet? Yes, please. Dark Wings, Dark Words. Indeed.”

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