Clips From TBTL #2208: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “A man, a plan, a Batman, comma, mug”

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Luke: “And today, I’m calling him Professor Walsh”

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Luke: “Be a frigging grown up and get on the airplane and go to Portland.”

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Luke: “But, what was in the car… will shock you.”

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Luke: Chanting “Luuuuke!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Coffee is for adjunct professors”

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Luke: “Damn, man! The lure of the open road.”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “Everybody, stop opting me out of a possible free…!”

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Luke: “Hardcore pornography”

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Luke: “I have to just wear this raggedy-ass stuff I have on, and I can’t be seen by humans; so, I’ve been hiding out in the hotel room like Howard Hughes…”

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Luke: “I… want… to see this going down.”

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Luke: “I’m not on the list!”

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Luke: “It would be bananas”

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Luke: “It’s NBD”

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Luke: Making an announcement mouth trumpet sound

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Luke: “Milk face!”

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Luke: “Natalie Merchant level donors”

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Luke: “Oh my God, I’m looking at a picture above my bed! It’s actually Charles Lindbergh. By the way, Nazi sympathizer.”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Oh no”

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Luke: “On the other hand, if you do dazzle ’em with your deuts in there”

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Luke: Saying “Did I get on First Class, mister?” in a child’s voice

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Luke: Saying “What is that an option?” in a William Shatner manner

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Luke: Singing “You’ve been”

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Luke: Sniffing and saying “And” as Barney Fife

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Luke: “Songs in the key of don’t”

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Luke: “The clips are NSFW, but I think this conversation will mostly be SFW.”

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Luke: “The coffee was still hot!”

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Luke: “Welcome to a theater of the mind… and earballs.”

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Luke: “What do you mean you clean the toilet, buddy?”

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Luke: “What… the heck!?”

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Luke: “Why did my mind go there? Seven cups of coffee, Andrew. That’s why.”

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Luke: “You know, give a man a Batman mug and he’ll drink for a day; teach him how to make an Eminem reference and he’ll co-host a podcast.”

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Luke: “You were just like scooting about with a dang care in the world.”

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Luke: “You’re the best!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Added to that, I usually do it just in my underwear. Oh yeah, I’m not doing that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, speaking of get-togethers that might get sweaty… The Philadelphia listeners (Nice) …that for a transition. That’s good. God, you need to get high on coffee more often, man. You’re on fire.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess it’s a lot harder to make a solid gold toilet than one would think. Really? Cuz, I would think it would be hard.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was in the key of don’t. Okay, that’s a show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: The Daring Doo, the Dazzling Deut or the Daring Deut

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Clips From TBTL #2208: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “A man, a taco cat, a canal. I think that’s a palindrome.”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke. Just sipping on out of my new Batman mug. N. B. D.”

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Andrew: “Hooo-shit”

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Andrew: “Hughes yourself”

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Andrew: “I, I am now a man, again, with a Batman mug”

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Andrew: “Just clean it out!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Mmm”

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Andrew: “Nobody’s here to yell at me”

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Andrew: “Oh no, what’s gonna go wrong?”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been lookin’ at ya through the bathroom windah” as Barney Fife

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Andrew: “Sounds like a typical bastard”

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Andrew: “The GIFs are in the Twitter!”

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Andrew: “They say, ice buckets are nature’s turned off microwave”

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Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to me now”

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Andrew: “We love you all; but, we don’t love you as much as Natalie Merchant loves this horse.”

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Andrew: “When it comes to that kind of stuff, you’re a bit of a mystery to me still”

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Andrew: “You might say that this story has a lot of dazzling deuts”

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Andrew and Luke: “Body as (Yeah) a board! Body as a board.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I blast the shit out of it… maybe literally (Literally?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Interchange the bodies of Stompers. The what? The ba-ahdy of Stompers”

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