Luke: “Chad, Glen, John, Eliza, Pennywise… Wait a minute!”
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Luke: “Control yo-self”
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Luke: “Derry, Derry’s… dusting his hands off. I know that’s a lot of ‘D’s, dude”
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Luke: “For a day… or a lifetime”
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Luke: “I know we promised we were gonna try… talking about toilets and number twos, and Games of Thrones less. We can’t help it you guys. The most TBTL story of all time has been created; and, we are gonna tell you about it today.”
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Luke: “I was specifically asked not to bring this up; which, is why I’m gonna do it. It’s so germane to what you were just saying though”
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Luke: “I’m so tempted to… do some, kind of, ‘Now is the time on Sprockets where we dance'”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing #2
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Luke: Making a fart sound
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Luke: “Now is the time on TBTL when we… thank our donors of the day. I don’t even know what that accent is. I picked it up in Derry, New Hampshire.”
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Luke: “¿Ocupado?”
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Luke: “Oh, God”
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Luke: “People like being afraid of clowns, because it’s… makes them… seem random. But, anyway”
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Luke: Saying “He’s making a mockery out of you, boy!” with an Irish accent
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Luke: “There’s just no, there’s no pulling this show back from the abyss of grossness”
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Luke: “This is… podcasting verité. That’s right.”
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Luke: “Uh… do you happen to have a plunger? Because… my insides are rotten and I just destroyed your toilet.”
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Luke: “When I say that we’re raw dogging it on this show, I mean we’re podcasting without a condom. That’s it.”
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Luke: “Wow!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Andy said, ‘We’ve already got the most difficult stuff out of the way first.’ But, what if you don’t?”
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Luke and Andrew: “But… I, I shouted out to… TBTL Archivist Linh Pham, over there at Marsupial Gurgle. (Oh, yeah) And, I was like, ‘Hey, dude. Can you, like, pull that audio?’ And so, he did; and, he sent it to me last night”
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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, people can also choose to not have dirty, dirty minds. Right!”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s Derry Kaepernick. Alright… now you’re just being hurtful.”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is the Raw Dog Podcast Network. People have asked that you stop saying that.”
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Luke and Andrew: “We did it, Andrew. We turned in, I think… the most scatological… and, also… batological… episode (True!) of TBTL, ever! And, punological… apparently (Yes)”
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Luke and Andrew: “We have a woman who wrote a book about Marcel Marceau… the mime. Sorry, I was just doing my imitation of Marcel Marceau. That’s… that’s pretty high concept.”
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Luke and Andrew: “When I say that we’re raw dogging it on this show, I mean we’re podcasting without a condom. That’s it. So, get your mind out of the gutter! And, go eat a bagel! (I did lookup) Go to the ATM… get some money, and go eat a bagel.”
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