Clips From TBTL #2465: No Point Conversion Edition

These are clips from the “No Point Conversion” portion of TBTL #2465. You can find clips from the main portion of the show at “Clips From TBTL #2465“.

Andrew: “Am I a cult of personality, or are the Browns just catching fire, man?”

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Andrew: “Bullshit”

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Andrew: “Drug Mart! I forgot about Drug Mart!”

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Andrew: “How ya feeling, man?”

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Andrew: “I think I’m just a nasty, nasty man”

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Andrew: “I… hate his face; and, I want to wipe that look off his face”

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Andrew: “Isn’t this a little bit early for Monday Night Football?”

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Andrew: “Maybe I just sound like a… a beaten down Browns fan; but… News alert: I’m a beaten down Browns fan.”

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Andrew: “What does that even mean!?”

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Andrew: “Yalf!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “He suffered a high-sprankle, a high-sprankle… pain. A high-ankle sprain. A high-sprankle Tayne. Now, that I can get into.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I did not hit him! Alright, I cannot… (I did not!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s bullshit! He did not punch him! He did not. That’s all (Oh, hi) I have to say about that. Oh, hi, Pete Carroll.”

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Luke: “Because, we always make jokes about what a… dingus that guy is”

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Luke: “I don’t know. Dear God.”

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Luke: “I, I guess my final thing would be… the, that the refereeing sucked… donkey dick”

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Luke: “I’m not from Cleveland. I just listened to an entire Browns game on the radio. AMA”

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Luke: “If he can… fuck with the other team… in a, in the right way”

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Luke: “If you fart in the direction of Aaron Rodgers, they’re gonna throw a flag”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Now the Jeremy Lane thing was a travesty of a mockery of a travesty of two shams of a mockery”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah”

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Luke: Saying “Hear me now and believe me later” in some kind of accent

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Luke: Saying “I did not!” as Tommy Wiseau

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Luke: Saying “I did not!” as Tommy Wiseau #2

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Luke: “That motherfucker”

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Luke: “Well, well, well”

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Luke and Andrew: “Season 43… Episode 1… What would you call this one? What would you’re… A Tale of Two Loses?”

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Clips From TBTL #2465

Note: Clips from the “No Point Conversion” portion of the show will be posted separately at a later time.

 

Andrew: “But, I also have mad FOMO. And, like, here I am!”

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Andrew: “But, the beauty of being a fill-in is, I don’t give a crap if it’s like… how… I hate to say it, I hope they’re not listening, how on mission it is”

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Andrew: “But, yeah. For TBTL… Yeah.”

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Andrew: “Can you tell I’ve been… at KIRO radio all day? I’m full of hot takes.”

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Andrew: “Dream achieved!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what I was gonna say. I got real bumbly there at the end.”

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Andrew: “I just gotta be me, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I think we’re both a little bit… wrong, we’re both a little bit right”

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Andrew: “I’m full of hot takes.”

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Andrew: “It’s fine”

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Andrew: “Let’s face it… I’m good at using a million words when two will do”

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Andrew: “Let’s just do it. Let’s do it. What… what do you wanna talk about?”

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Andrew: “New Hampshire!?”

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Andrew: “Nothing worse than a dummy who thinks they’re smart and blowing our minds, man.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Every time I almost come around on him”

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Andrew: “That kind of flexing of celebrity BS to people you look down on because they’re part of the celebrity… machine that you… profit off of disgusts me. Can you tell I’ve been… at KIRO radio all day? I’m full of hot takes.”

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Andrew: “You know what? I’m gonna blow their minds when I get to the dormitory.”

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Andrew: ???

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew jokingly says that there isn’t anyone going through all the shows, pulling clips and archiving them and Luke plays the Marsupial Gurgle sound

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Andrew and Luke: “But… I… I don’t believe you. I believe that you (Really) believe that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, hold on a second. So, this isn’t, this is not… going out over the air? Is this a taped thing that we’re gonna put on the air later? My publicist (Yeah, yeah) said this was a… this was legit. (Yeah, well…)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have no idea, man. Okay. It’s almost like I should’ve prepped for this.”

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Luke: “Cuz, if you fire me, I turn into a turnip; and, you can’t get blood from me!”

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Luke: “Get me Michael Bay on line two!”

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Luke: “I guess it hasn’t been that long”

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Luke: “Isn’t this nice?”

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Luke: Saying “Luke… we must have you here at All Things Considered” in a British accent

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Luke: Saying “Pretty… pretty… pretty” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Luke: “Speaking of… I have too many jobs”

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Luke: “The wheels on a bus go ’round and ’round”

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Luke: “We don’t know how much longer this should go on… Let’s burn this motherfucker to the ground.”

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Luke: “You know, part of me was like… ‘Really, cat? Like, why would you… Why do you climb up onto something you can’t get down from?'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Charles Rose… of Lynnwood, Washington. Are you kidding me!? Charlie Rose… listens to this show; and, he lives in Lynnwood? And he, and he supports the show. That’s great… He just got done interviewing Steve Bannon; then, he (Yes) re-upped his membership. And then, he… I guess, went back to drinking.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you have one… Yep, that’s all I have. I have one (Perfect) wiki. That’s (Perfect) literally all I have.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asking if Andrew recognizes the song and Andrew starts doot-dooing to it

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Luke and Andrew: “Power in! Power in.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You legit sound good co-hosting a talk radio show. Thanks! I dunno know… You might take that as an insult!”

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