Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: Clearing his throat #2

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Andrew: Clearing his throat #3

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Luke: Clearing his throat

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Luke: Clearing his throat #2

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Luke: Clearing his throat #3

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Luke: Clearing his throat #4

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Luke: Singing “Allow me to clear my throat” and the saxophone riff from “Let Me Clear My Throat” and “The 900 Number”

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Luke and Andrew: Clearing their throats

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Luke and Andrew: Clearing their throats #2

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Luke: “But, now it’s back, baby!”

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Luke: “Cuz, those are a horse of a different feather”

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Luke: “Do you know how many Dazzling Donors I can fit on the head of a pin?”

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Luke: “I often say, ‘That’s a good way to tell your toilet you’re mad at it'”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to be a, a, a ‘No, but’ person”

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Luke: “I’ve got some kind of issues. I’ve talked about it on… this show before… where… if I have anything creamy… I’ve, I have a constant need to clear my throat”

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Luke: “Mod Pizza? That’s for fools. Everybody wants stools”

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Luke: “Mwah! Mwah!”

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Luke: “No; but, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Our Dazzling Donor today… Erin Leininger… Currently of Manila… the Philippines… Previously… of Shanghai… the China… And, originally… Encinitas… the California”

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Luke: “So, if you wanna touch it, I guess that’s… kind of on you”

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Luke: “That means, I am totally unsupervised here in the Broadcast Center. I don’t have any Pod-dog supervision; so… things… could get hot! Things could get spicy”

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Luke: “There is no way that that stuff is gonna do okay in your tum-tum! (Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!)”

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Luke: “They’re like a perfect, little throat cork”

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Luke: “We’re we’ve been known to… you know, poopity-whoop-scoop… on the odd occasion”

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Luke: “What!!?!”

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Luke: “Wow! I’m gonna… make this gross”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way… do you realize what you did there… That I blocked out (in cropping it) the Hader? You literally blocked out the Hader. Yeah. No, it’s all coming up… it’s all coming up TBTL today (Pretty good spoof)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dirty Dick’s Crab House; and, by the way… also, don’t Google that. No”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a good… a, a good one with this Indianapolis thing; and, maybe, you can just think about this overnight, Andrew. Maybe, you can think about what you’ve done… (Oh) or what you would do… (Well, that turned…) Cuz, I know what I would do”

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Luke and Andrew: “You always regret the hot dogs you happen… You didn’t happen? I actually like that”

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Andrew: “Amen”

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Andrew: “And… everybody really freaked their shit out about it”

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Andrew: “First of all, I was… shocked and delighted, and… other adjectives, to see a familiar name on our… sTens page on Facebook; where, all the listeners get together and… talk about how they like me more than you”

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Andrew: “Frank ‘N Beans!”

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Andrew: “Hmm… Hmm… Explicit”

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Andrew: “I don’t care about the world anymore”

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Andrew: “I would love to hear listener’s hot dog stories”

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Andrew: “I would only sharpshoot one detail of this story; and, it’s probably cuz Andrew was reading it quickly and misread it… I love how Ryan is so concerned with my feelings. I love this. Is everybody taking notes? This is how you… this is how you sharpshoot me”

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Andrew: “I’d [sic] screwed everything up. We’ll clean it all up in post”

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Andrew: “I’m not your… typical public radio producer. I’m gonna use the real ‘DJ Kool’ song”

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Andrew: “Just… to the bone!”

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Andrew: “Late 80s!? I was, like, playing Risk with my stuffed animals, man!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot”

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Andrew: “Okay”

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Andrew: “Sorry, that came out funny”

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Andrew: “That stuff never works. I think still you guys are all pranking me”

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Andrew: “This feels so good!”

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Andrew: “Usually, when I tell a story, I go back as far in history as I possibly can… to give you… all of the details that you don’t want or need… and, then, eventually, get to my point; which… is usually a… revelation that I never had a point to begin with”

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Andrew: “Well, here’s the deal”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “You might ask yourself, Luke: How do we find ourselves here?”

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Andrew: “You’re welcome, listeners”

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Andrew and Luke: “Apparently, he’s been listening to TBTL for a while now… I had a… Wow! I, I know what your next reaction was… it was flattery… followed by terror, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. What I’ve done is I’ve… asked Linh Pham… to let me know every single mention of my friend Ryan in the show and all of the times that I’ve bashed him… just… to the bone! And, I’ve gone and I’ve edited those out”

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Andrew and Luke: “Diggity Dog… Diggity Dog. Sorry, that came out funny (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you think there is any possibility that I would have been carrying around two hot dogs in my pants all night, and not have to worry about it? Normally… normally, I wouldn’t… have thought that was possible”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my, God! (God, that’s beautiful) I am on fire!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends; but, you can’t pick your Buttery Jack family. (Exactly!) That’s what I always say”

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Andrew: “Again, I don’t think you know who I am”

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Andrew: “Andy out!!”

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Andrew: “Are you gonna get the three meat… dealy?”

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Andrew: “By the way… let’s hope there is a newsletter this week; cuz, I ain’t done it yet”

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Andrew: Cute laugh

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Andrew: “First of all… don’t click on the Etsy link under ‘collectible jock’… You would think that Etsy would be a safe space on the Internet. It is… not!”

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Andrew: “I would have just tried to maximize my meats more”

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Andrew: “I, I poop on thee”

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Andrew: “I’m playing video games in my room… while, Genevieve is watching… adult television. Wait, that sounded gross”

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Andrew: “If I walk in on one more dude doing a podcast. Uhhhh! Why can’t they just be naked like the old days?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My favorite meat… is Celtic hot dog meat”

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Andrew: “Oh, sure! I love hot dogs too! I love sausages”

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Andrew: “Stu, the Stu-bot, River Boy, Neuman”

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Andrew: “The daddening is complete!”

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Andrew: “What if they were the Utah… Honey-Do Lists? (I cannot believe he just told that joke)”

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Andrew: “Why am I not watching this show all the time!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew imagines that someone disguised as a toilet caught a school superintendent pooping on another school’s lawn

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, let’s get serious about this for one second (Please)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you think the Utah Jazz should change its name to? Be nice… The Hot Dog Meats? The Decaffeinates? (How about the) The Utah Decaffeinates”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where do you think you can get the best hot dog meat in Austin? That’s what I wanna know. Please don’t make me spit out my… hotel-grade coffee… with Sweet’N Low in it”

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Listener and Child: Star Wars and TBTL Trivia

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Luke: “And, also, can I… can we make a rule that I never call you, ‘Daddy’ again?”

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Luke: “And, don’t report me to Smokey Bear”

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Luke: “By the way, we didn’t choose the… the poopity-scoop life, the poopity-scoop life chose us”

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Luke: “Couple of BGs on me from last night”

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Luke: “God… everything we say sounds so dirty today!”

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Luke: “Here we go, here we do”

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Luke: “Oh my God, dude! You just time traveled me… right back to… high school days”

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Luke: Saying “We love you… Kyle ‘Seago'” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Da-doot-da-doot”

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Luke: “That is like… that is… a joke on top of a joke, on top of a joke”

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Luke: “The daddening… is complete”

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Luke: “Wait Wait Don’t Remember… the Name of the Show?”

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Luke: “What do I order at Stubbs so that you won’t be disappointed in me, Daddy?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Doody (Doody)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t shit at a Barnes and Noble… like… Really!? Bookstores make me go… Really?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait, is the Kindle the device, or is it actually the software? I, it’s a device; but, I also use the Kindle app on my phone. So, either way, you’re fine, Gramps”

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Luke: “Anybody under the age of… thirty-six is now a ‘young’ to me”

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Luke: “First of all, I know it. I get it”

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Luke: “I think why I’m so resistant to this sound is because… it makes me feel old; and, let me explain why… because, those two young people, that were sitting in Stubbs… getting ready for this show tonight… I, I honestly think they don’t… they’d have never heard Led Zeppelin… or, they have barely heard Led Zeppelin”

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Luke: “I, I’m, I’m sounding so curmudgeonly… mostly, just making me confront the fact that I old”

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Luke: “Is this Yelp? What is this, Facebook?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Leave!!!”

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Luke: “Now, why don’t you explain what the… hell I’m jabbering on about”

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Luke: Saying “And, I come back in with a dead dog number” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Singing “We’re in the Thursday… we call it Blursday”

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Luke: “So, everybody weep for me quietly”

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Luke: “The good news is… you didn’t understand my joke; because, it did not make sense”

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Luke: “We’re in the Thursday… we call it Blursday… Is this on? Oh my God… This is so embarrassing”

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Luke: “What are you, what are you rebelling against? What do you got?”

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Luke: “Yeah, right”

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Luke and Andrew: “A man’s thoughts turn to pho. Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew corrects Luke on the meat count of his three meat plate and doesn’t like that Luke skipped on the sausage

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Luke and Andrew: “In Synecdoche, in the movie that Charlie Kaufman made; and, mercifully, we gotta take a break here… Saved by the break”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is this another one of your beloved… baseball-related instrumentals? No!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke introducing and congratulating Andrew on his “promotion” to Special Assistant to the Chairman of American Public Media

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, and guess what… (Yeah!) it is! Alright!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We, we really and truly would not be able to do this show… which, I don’t know, maybe that’d be a good thing; but, we would not be able to do this show without ya. We barely can do it with ya. Can you imagine if we didn’t have your dazzling donation? Dear, God!”

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Andrew: “#NoKetchupOnAHotDog”

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Andrew: “Alright, Vieves… This is it, man. Breaking news time!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not saying this is right; but, I get real cranky about that. Like, I don’t like being in crowds and I don’t like being in crowds with young people”

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Andrew: “Come on, entitled kids. Get out of the way! Old man needs his straw and napkin”

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Andrew: “I am happy if Ichiro is happy”

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Andrew: “I do feel like you’re doing it wrong”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what their f… final solution was. I like to use the term, ‘final solution'”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that that’s not funny; I think that I don’t get it”

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Andrew: “I joke about how… it’s a hard eye-roll when somebody from outside New Hampshire describes the people of New Hampshire as flinty; but, guess what… the people of New Hampshire are flinty”

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Andrew: “I mean… all kidding aside… of course, why would I want to stop kidding and go to unfunny town?”

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Andrew: “I was… dying”

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Andrew: “I’m not even faking it either”

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Andrew: “Is somebody gonna explain this to us!!?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing quietly

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Andrew: “Let’s face it… just because you and I love old, dirty places like that doesn’t mean that there’s enough business to keep ’em afloat”

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Andrew: “My whole living vicariously through you has fallen apart… now, that I know you’re eating turkey… at Stubbs”

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Andrew: “People were keeping that shit together long after it would’ve naturally fell down”

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Andrew: “Promoted… question mark?”

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Andrew: Saying “Luke… I am your co-bro” underneath Luke

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Andrew: “Seriously, that’s it? You’re shitting me, right?”

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Andrew: “Sharpshot… by the Andrew-bot (Stu-bot)”

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Andrew: “That thing crashed in 2003… 2003 was still a very weird time… in this country. It was still… I mean, I… I don’t know if I… I’m already not using my words well today. I don’t need to tell people what an impact 9/11 had on this country”

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Andrew: “That was a really long story that I don’t think made any sense, Luke”

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Andrew: “The fuck!?!”

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Andrew: “Well, I was down the street, slurping up my pho”

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Andrew: “Well, yeah. That’s… the whole thing of music is: somebody banged a couple of rocks together, somebody added… another beat in there; and, then, eventually, that evolved into something else. Like… that was a really stupid thing to say. But, I don’t know how music started”

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Andrew: “What the hell!!?”

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Andrew: “Would you like them more if they were called, ‘Greta Van Fleek’?”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is about… the most wrong and the most right thing you’ve ever said on this show before. Oh my God. Well, there is a right way to wrong and a wrong way to roll… You know, I’ve always said that”

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