Day: July 26, 2015

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1911

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Andrew: “Ah-no.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “God!”

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Andrew: “God, that poor woman’s nose!”

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Andrew: “If a Stu-bot sharp-shoots you in the woods and Luke isn’t there, did it really happen?”

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Andrew: “If anybody ever does run into Luke, don’t look him in the eye. Do not look him in the eye.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing “Not for me”

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Andrew: “My bearded lips”

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Andrew: “Once you peered into that abyss…”

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Andrew: Repulsed “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “What!?!?”

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Andrew: “When you say my name, I want it to pop!”

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Andrew and Luke: “My bearded lips. New sponsor, my bearded lips. My bearded lips.”

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Andrew and Luke: Renting to own sound effects

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gonna get sharp-shot by the A-bot right off the top”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Luke just drops off the line

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Ranting about Luke’s Frank Stallone obsession

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Luke: “Don’t break kayfabe on T.K.A.M!”

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Luke: “He’s kind of a jabroni, but he was a likable jabroni to me”

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Luke: “I also have a hard-out, Walsh, a hard-out at 1:30 west coast time, okay?”

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Luke: “I just had the idea for this name and it’s so sharp, it’s like, it could cut things!”

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Luke: The lifespan of a Luke Burbank joke

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Luke: “Tronald Dump”

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Luke and Andrew: From Jackie Stallone’s lips to everyone else’s ears

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Luke and Andrew: “If the Pope sharp-shits in the woods…”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Aww, shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: Playing online Scrabble and Andrew’s extended laughter

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re pretty tough from behind that beard, aren’t you? Man, a week ago… I think of it more as a scruff.”

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Steve Neuman: “Am I a likable jabroni too, or…?”

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Steve Neuman: “Possible show title?”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Andrew is repulsed by the thought of a McDonalds sushi

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1910

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Andrew: Continued Laughter

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing “Oh-he-he-heee!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “My brain is… my brain… I was going to say that my brain doesn’t work that way, but maybe my brain just doesn’t work”

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Andrew: “Nope.”

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Andrew: “Not for me”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: Whispering “Oh my gosh”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew can’t stop giggling when reading possible show title “Diagnosis Offensive”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, do they have any other hits? Oh, yeah! Andrew, come on, you’re embarrassing yourself. I do that everyday on the show, I live under a rock.”

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Andrew and Luke: “The sTens are the one you hate, right? No Luke, that’s you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is Rammstein? Rammstein is just like a… It’s not for me.”

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Luke: “¡TchBurbs!”

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Luke: “¡TchKung!”

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Luke: “And he was feeling it!”

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Luke: “Home boy, no parlez-vous français”

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Luke: “Isn’t it great, by the way, that the surfer’s named Mick, and the Scrabble savant’s is named Niles”

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Luke: “It’s not for me”

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Luke: Saying “Alright, what’s this then?” in a Cockney accent

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Luke: Saying “Down Under” in a bad Australian accent

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Luke: Singing t.A.T.u’s “All The Things She Said”

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Luke: Singing 3EB’s “How’s It Going To Be”

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Luke: Singing 3EB’s “Jumper”

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Luke: “Sorry, not to diss”

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Luke: “They’re only doing segments about Nigel. Sorry.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everybody, all the time, is down with the cannabis”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is thinking about starting a band called “¡TchBurbs!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke repeatedly says the band name “¡TchKung!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Alright, what this?” in a poor Cockney accent

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Luke and Andrew: The problem with packing a moving truck as if it were a game of Tetris

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Clips From TBTL #1909

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Andrew: “But, I am going to, kind of, pull that Burbank action”

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Andrew: “[Let’s] get the nose down on the negativity train, what say you Luke Burbank?”

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Andrew: Imitating a Ten complaining about the Song of the Summer

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s call them annual TPBs, is what I’ve been calling in my head, that stands for ‘turns in the punch bowls’. Sorry for the graphic language.”

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Andrew: “Oh man, I got too close to the Internet yesterday, Luke”

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Andrew: Short Chuckle

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew: Short Laugh #2

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That fires all kinds of great places in my brain”

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Andrew: “The negativity continued to just pile in to my Internet phone”

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Andrew: “Woo-woo!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew was still very sober at 5:19PM

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, the picnic is on August 19th. Umm, please join us. We’ll see you there, turds!”

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Andrew and Luke: “How much for five happinesses, is what I would like to know. How much for one?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve ruined TBTL forever, haven’t I? No, you’ve spiced it up! How many days can I declare war on the listeners?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, it’s worth sniffing at. It’s worth sniffing at all over the Internet!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Really!?!? Yeah.”

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Luke: “And I’m not like woo-woo, I’m not in to, I’m not particularly into spiritual stuff”

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Luke: Faux surprised reaction

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Luke: “It’s the best!”

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Luke: Laughing “Oh”

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Luke: Short Chuckle

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Luke: “That is what you need, bruh!”

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Luke: “Woo-woo”

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Luke: “You need to try to take a vacation pretty frequently to just kind of, like, refresh your shit”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, possible show title: TBTL PBTs”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I get more because I just don’t put in for them. You’re lucky Steve not listening… Officially…”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describes morbid rumination to Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sounds like an off-brand Eddie Bauer catalog

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Luke and Andrew: “No, but seriously, thanks for supporting the TBTL-a-thon everybody! I’ve ruined the… do you want to start over?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Burbs! Oh, I love The Burbs.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The punch bowl turds… I would guess they would be called PBTens”

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Luke and Andrew: “There it is, there’s that pre-pain medicine Andrew that we all know and love. You love it when I get my blood up.”

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Luke and Andrew: “They should really be PBTs, Punch bowl turds. Punch bowl turds!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a very woo-woo thing to say, I understand this, but… Woo-woo!”

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Clips From TBTL #1908

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: “Damn it, does this hurt”

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Andrew: “Hair up, glasses on, through the Dockers, in the wiener. That’s what I asked for.”

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Andrew: “He was just doing his act, damn it!”

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Andrew: “I don’t what a TBTL is”

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Andrew: “I hate to be a total wiener about this, but…”

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Andrew: “I now have seven-pack abs; which, I didn’t know you could even have, but apparently they were on sale.”

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Andrew: “I’m actually enjoying this. My question is, I don’t know how to pull out of this…”

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Andrew: “If this is the first show you’ve listened to: Hi, my name is Andrew”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, okay.”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I don’t know, that’s not PC”

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Andrew: Sardonic Laughter

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Andrew: “They ended giving me a shot in the butt”

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Andrew: “What am I trying to say here”

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Andrew and Luke: Meatball Surgery

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Andrew and Luke: More on Brazilian butt cancer

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s try to Feldman it and not Burbank and Walsh it”

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Luke: “No.”

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Luke: “Now I know what, maybe it’s giving me Brazilian butt cancer or something, but who knows.”

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Luke: Short Chuckle

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Luke: “Was it pretty, daddy? When you saw the ocean, was it pretty?”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, but religion is bullshit”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, how is you ear? It’s alright, how’s your’s? (Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.) Not good, I can’t even hear the audio drops when I play them.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi, my name is Luke, a hearing impaired podcast host. And, also known as Bobo.”

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Luke and Andrew: Hot Start

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Luke and Andrew: “Jam that thing through my Dockers? I’m pretty sure if I had said, ‘jam that thing through my Dockers,’ they would have asked me to find another walk-in clinic.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke didn’t hear his “wicked talented” drop play and spoke over it

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