Day: August 2, 2015

Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1916, I am splitting them up into two batches. The first batch contained clips that primarily feature Luke.

This batch contains clips that primarily feature Andrew.

Andrew: All Luke’s parents heard was “Boat, boat, boat, boat…”

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Andrew: “Do you know, I’ve been waiting my whole life for somebody to say, ‘Good job, fat boy'”

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Andrew: “I wonder why they want people to go to boat school. I don’t know.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing “Right.”

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Andrew: “Layers of confusingness”

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Andrew: “Now, the nice thing about space, though, is that nobody can hear my screams… or whimpers.”

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Andrew: “Oh my goodness!”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay.”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: The plot of “Top Gun” according to Andrew

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Andrew: “Well, you don’t come down to Hollywood without an air horn.”

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Andrew: “Why do you have to bring that up?”

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Andrew: “Word of advice: if do find yourself in that situation, do not try to grab the propeller.”

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Andrew: “Yep.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has a thought and Luke told him not to brag

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s worried what happens if Luke were to be killed in a boating-related accident 

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s air horn sounded like a squeaker over the line, but was more of a smoker for Luke

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s boat license situation

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s eating of pepperoni is adding a layer of confusingness

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1916, I am splitting them up into two batches. This first batch of clips are ones that primarily feature Luke.

Luke: Air Horn Sound

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Luke: “Bad job, fat boy”

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Luke: “Because, it be cray out here everyone”

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Luke: Child-like Guttural Sound

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Luke: “Come back with my boat!”

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Luke: “Jesus, that hurt me ear”

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Luke: “Keep out of reach of children or podcast hosts”

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Luke: Luke is under attack by a scary-ass hellfire delivery US Naval fighter thing

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Luke: “Oh, God no.”

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Luke: “Oh, shit! Are we gonna about to get Blue Angel’d?”

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Luke: “Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying I look better now. Problem is, I looked like Randy Quaid then and I look like Randy Quaid now.”

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Luke: Short Laugh

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Luke: “Some aeronautics fans in our audience are going to be e-mailing me, like, ‘you are such a moron’ which is true.”

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Luke: “That too. (Toot!) Air horn!”

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Luke: “We have done a lot of experimental shows on this little program. We have tried things that are bad ideas, many a time; but, this might be near the top of the list. So, here goes nothing.”

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Luke: “We’ve got all of this stuff planned to talk about; but, I have a feeling that most of today is going to just be me trying to not fall out of this boat. Because, it be cray out here everyone.”

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Luke: “You would have been shitting your beard, Andrew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “13 years ago, there was a 90% chance that it was about Lisa Loeb. Holy shit, you’re right! I remember the thought! She’s cute.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s sub-nickname of “HIV Scare Walsh” would not be a show title

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Luke and Andrew: Blowing their own air horns

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Luke and Andrew: Luke brought up that Andrew’s parents are no longer married

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing his podcast recording setup on his small boat

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing what a fighter jet is doing and asks Andrew if he could hear it

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Luke and Andrew: Luke toots his air horn

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Luke and Andrew: “One thing, Andrew, is I definitely want to be buried at sea. Okay. I may take care of that myself by dying at sea (Yeah, I was going to say) and then never finding my body.”

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Luke and Andrew: Sound of a jet playing around above Luke while Andrew is talking

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Luke and Andrew: “That is some loud stuff, Andrew. Can you hear that down the phone line? I just hear a bunch of racket coming down the phone line.”

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Andrew: “Because, if it rhymes, it chimes.”

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Andrew: “His body is less of a template, and more of a commode.”

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Andrew: “I’m, you know… fine”

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Andrew: “Listen to some wackadoo guest talk about some wackadoo stuff”

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Andrew: “Maybe I am just the ghost of my grandfather, now that I think of it.”

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Andrew: “Umm. Hey, Burbank”

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Andrew: “Well, I got, I got evenin’ plans!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alley-oops” and Luke’s Spit Take Sound

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has been up for seven hours and he hasn’t yet to bark at a he-dog or wink at a she-dog

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Andrew and Luke: “…for this show, which is episode #1915 by the way. Aww geez, I tried to sneak in five extra shows. Is that what all that was about? You’re computer is fine, you’re just like ‘let’s speed this along'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love Bernie Mac so much, I mean, not enough to remember his name; but, I love him so much. (Rest in Piece.) Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is our take… and it’s not hot, but it’s our take. It’s not hot, but there’s a lot of it. P[h]ossible show title. Yeah, I was going to say, I needed one. Good.”

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Luke: “Aging is a bitch!”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “I’m gonna call you ‘Poochie’ if you ever skateboard in that pool.”

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Luke: Incorrectly guessing the TBTL show number at the top of the show

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Luke: “Internet only, what kind of crap is that?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “Leonard Bernstein” in the same manner as in REM’s “It’s The End Of The World”

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Luke: Singing the “Pissing the night away, pissing the night away” line from Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping”

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Luke: Spit Take Sound

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Luke: “Thanks for listening, everybody. We will back tomorrow with more of whatever the hell this is.”

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Luke: “That could be the mantra for this show: Talk is cheap, and tacos too.”

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Luke: “This is annoying that everybody and their grandmother is trying to get the public to fund everything. By the way, thank you to all people who donated during the TBTL-a-thon, we really appreciate it. We hope you got your dolls and your mugs.”

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Luke: “We’re not going to have any of these technical problems at the poolhouse, buddy.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For at-risk teens? Yes. And for at-risk Burbanks.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I thought I was going to be, really, the Rob Lowe of my generation. Although I think Rob Lowe is the Rob Lowe of my generation; but, let’s not get hung up on that. (Right.)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is starting to know his Donovan

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays an intro drop that Andrew can’t immediately hear, but the listeners can in the podcast

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Luke and Andrew: Newmanism

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Ahh, that’s nice, nice, nice. Yes dear, yes, very nice” like the grandfather from The Princess Bride

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Luke and Andrew: Sex Swings

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Luke and Andrew: Somewhere Out There

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Luke and Andrew: “Why is the show getting good at the end? I don’t even think it’s that good, I think our standards were so low that we actually beat ourselves up into submission.”

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