Day: October 22, 2015

Luke: “And you’re getting five stars… out of ten!”

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Luke: “And, to be honest with you, I kind of had to get away from the cable guy.”

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Luke: “Did I say Tom Hanks?!?”

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Luke: “Either, I’m sorry or, I knew that!”

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Luke: “Hey, right on Mom! You know what? I’m going to put the bong down because this font is so accessible.”

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Luke: “I am, as always, kept company by a, sort of, at this point, depressed, I would think, yellow Lab.”

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Luke: “I will admit that I’m a little bit creased, right now.”

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Luke: “I’m near something called ‘Northwest Behavioral’. That doesn’t sound good.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Let me just lay out the scene for you.”

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Luke: “Location, location… Watch out!!!”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: Reproducing the sounds that the cable guy made after getting splinters

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Luke: “See how I’m learning? It’s cuz all of that time I’ve been spending at Northwest Behavioral!”

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Luke: “So, don’t you worry, regular listeners. There will be some kind of audio issues, probably, throughout the broadcast. Let me just lay out the scene for you.”

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Luke: “That is pure, uncut Zemeckis”

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Luke: Therapist Friend Zone

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Luke: “To correct his family”

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Luke: Turf Tenders™

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Luke: “Walsh for the win!”

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Luke: “We will do all of that just as soon as we say Howdy Doody to this guy. He’s a real Howdy Doody.”

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Luke: “Well, I never know when I’m gonna get into a pickle.”

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Luke: “Weren’t we supposed to have hover boards by now?”

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Luke: “You know what, Andrew? That’s a good point. That’s a really good point.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew asks if bubble tea is the vaping of beverages

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Luke and Andrew: “How about ‘Holy Catfish!’? (Holy Catfish!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke accidentally said Tom Hanks instead of Tom Cruise while describing a Mission Impossible-type scenario

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Luke and Andrew: “That would be like, what Kah-pho-ky Fried Chicken? Kah-pho-key Friend Chicken. Exactly.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Today’s top story, you can hear the excitement in my voice (God, Luke!) is that it’s Back To The Future Day.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what they say, ‘Location, location… Watch out!!!’ There’s our second show title.”

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Andrew: “Cut my legs off and call me Shorty.”

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “God, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I always have an issue with that, because I’m a rentor [sic].”

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Andrew: “I haven’t been copied on those, but keep sending them folks.”

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Andrew: “I like ‘Good Gravy!’, that’s my takeaway. Why am I not saying ‘Good Gravy!’ more often?”

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Andrew: “I swear to God, they must be in the pocket of deep Kleenex or something; because, that shit is sad!”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to make you feel bad. I just think…we need to start the show over.”

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Andrew: “It was a really sad movie, and I’m gonna tell you, it rained on my face a couple of times.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and Saying “There’s our second show title”

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Andrew: “Oh, I thought you just wanted me to talk about the font.”

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Andrew: “Yeah.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I need to stop playing Minecraft and go out and do something with my life. Of course, I think that a lot.”

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Andrew: “You have the emotional crinkles today, Luke.”

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Andrew: “You’re velcome!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is wondering if Luke is rearwindowing potential car thieves again

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew makes a good point regarding Luke and the self-talking cable guy, but want to start the show over

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew questions how TBTL would be if he talked less and Luke liked the Mary Steenburgen talk

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s joke was bad, but not “You’re velcome!” bad

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Andrew and Luke: Mary Steenburgen

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Andrew and Luke: “No more Minecraft for me. (Right.)”

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