Clips From TBTL #2020: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And we’ll see you tomorrow to everybody else; or, those of you who have fallen and can’t get to the podcast. We’ll, we’ll, we’ll hope to entertain you during last hours before the 911 gets there.”

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Luke: “Aww, dang it!”

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Luke: “Back to life, back to reality, back to the here and now. However do you want it, Andrew. However do you need it.”

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Luke: “Dozens!”

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Luke: “I was giving zero F words about anything in the eating department, in the not working out department, in the alcohol consumption department…”

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Luke: “It really spiced things up Christmas morning”

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Luke: Luke’s ringtone went off mid-sentence

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Professor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “My de-slobification though, I think is going to be a runaway success.”

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Luke: “Previously on Breakfast”

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Luke: Quarterbacks getting slobberknockered

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Luke: Saying “Oh, technology” and playing the “Let the fun begin” drop

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Luke: “Screw it, dude!”

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Luke: “Slobberknocker”

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Luke: “The answer is always probably.”

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Luke: “The food was n’are redic [ph], the family vibes were the illest.”

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Luke: “Which means today, let’s see, December the 28th, in the year of our Lord Two-thousand and Fifteen, today is the first day of the rest of my life as a non-slob.”

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Luke: “You may be a podcast host”

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Luke and Andrew: Before Couch and After Couch

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Luke and Andrew: “Hawkenfreude? Hawkenfreude is great!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was a double win, because, not only did I want an electric tea kettle; but, I also wanted to win the argument about if I was allowed to have an electric kettle. That my friend, is the Gift of the Magi. Now, do you… No it’s not.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like a scarecrow filled with… (Straw?) He’s filled with Michelob Ultra and spider farts.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is a snore monster and a snoring machine

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Luke and Andrew: Luke playing sounds from his “Instant Audience” device he got for Christmas

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Luke and Andrew: Luke softened Carey’s heart of stone into a heart of tolerating mold

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ve kind of got a Bladder of Damocles hanging over the… Oh, God!”

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Clips From TBTL #2020: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Burbank it”

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Andrew: “Don’t you have a beef log you need to eat too?”

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Andrew: “Ha Ha-Ha!”

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Andrew: “Hawkenfruede is great!!!”

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Andrew: “I am building a beef castle, but it is a castle made of beef that I plan on eating later. It’s mostly ground, but the floors are made of rib eye.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t get an electric tea kettle, but things are still fine with my relationship. I guess, I don’t know. I can’t even tell anymore.”

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Andrew: “I guess the proof will be in the pudding.”

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Andrew: “I’m merely a sidekick”

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Andrew: “It’s got Luke Burbank written all over it.”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “No! I can’t!”

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Andrew: “My jokes are fine, it’s my stories that get the crickets.”

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Andrew: “Ohh, you’re gonna love the living tweedle out of this story.”

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Andrew: “That. Little. Hussy.”

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Andrew: “That’s the first time that anybody has accused of [sic] Carey of having a heart of stone.”

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Andrew: “There are dozens of us.”

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Andrew: “This season, give the gifts of GIFs.”

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Andrew: “Well eventually, it’s gonna be TBTL with Andrew Walsh and Corey What’s-his-face”

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Andrew: “What happened?!?”

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Andrew: “Whenever there’s an Angie’s List commercial on TV, I want to hide under the couch.”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Candle Snuggies

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Andrew and Luke: “No, don’t throw it away, keep it. Eventually, just… Burbank it. Keep using it (That’s right.) over and over and over again until you realize, you absolutely need it.”

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Andrew and Luke: The difference between a host and a sidekick is counterstop space

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