Clips From TBTL #2084

Andrew: “Aww, I got fingered.”

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Andrew: “But, if you’ve got big meat mitts like me”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be straight up with you, this is gonna make you a healthier person and probably a slightly more annoying person.”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be some hippy-dippy person here.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, I’m already nosing my way into your project. God damn it, I’m the worst!”

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Andrew: “No, God damn it, I want to see how this T thing works.”

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Andrew: “Oh my god, I’m the judgiest judge when it comes to that stuff.”

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Andrew: Reading Luke’s new full name

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Andrew: “This is a secret, by the way. Nobody tell Genevieve.”

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Andrew: “Those stupid chickens!”

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Andrew: “What the heck!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I tried to use one of those last weekend, and I was pretty ripshit.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Clean Jerk! Jerk and clean? Clean and jerk? Maybe that was… I know it has a dirty sounding name. Yes. Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, I have a feeling that this is one of those segments that makes me feel better about myself, so (Yes) got for it!”

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Luke: “Andrew Young Walsh, known mostly for his drawing of tall ships.”

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Luke: “I don’t go to Crunk City as much.”

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Luke: “If I had a Native American name, it would be ‘Brings Workout Clothes And Does Not Use Them’.”

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Luke: “If Robert Redford had been to my house, I would legally change my name to ‘Robert Redford Came To My House’ Burbank.”

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Luke: Saying “The enormity of their flat brains” in a bad German accent

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Luke: “You know what, Andrew? Tonight, you’re the designated stinker.”

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Luke and Andrew: “All the news that’s fit to make Luke not feel good about exercising. All the news that’s fit to remind Andrew that he doesn’t fit into his pants.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we get real on a Friday? Sure.”

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Luke and Andrew: “My garbage can full of shame. Yeah, your shamecan.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s why I made the reservation! (Right.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “WWLD. And then, DO: Do the Opposite. Right. That’s a Luke Burbank Do and an Andrew Walsh Don’t. This is so confusing.”

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Clips From TBTL #2083

Andrew: Drawn out “Ohhh”

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Andrew: “Esquire”

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Andrew: “God, dang!”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Here’s the reason why I ask. Umm, I didn’t have anything else to say. No!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, I’m just talking out of my ass.”

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Andrew: “I need a moment”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna take a sharp, sharp, sharp left turn here”

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Andrew: “It is killing me. It is God damn killing me.”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Exactly!” like a parrot

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I’m blanking on my childhood cat’s name. This is not good.”

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Andrew: Reading a checklist of items to bring for the trip to St. Paul

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Andrew: Saying “Venn diagram!” like a parrot

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Andrew: “Shit be complicated.”

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Andrew: “That ain’t right!”

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Andrew: “That rat wronged me.”

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Andrew: “This is not good.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, why?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew explaining why his childhood cat was named Alex

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Andrew and Luke: “I wish I could be like you and live my life with no regrets. How do you mean?”

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Luke: “A-skibb-a-dee-doo!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I’m gonna doff my cap to you, good sir.”

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Luke: “I’m gonna Trump it up for a second here”

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Luke: Imitating Yakov Smirnoff “In Soviet Russia, dog walks you!”

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Luke: “Just living that LA life, that La-La life out there with all the fruits and nuts.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh my God in heaven.”

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Luke: “Ohh, God bless it.”

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Luke: “Orang-utan”

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Luke: “So, I don’t know Andrew, I’m a mess.”

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Luke: “Sometimes you eat a b(e)ar”

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Luke: “Speaking of confusing the issue”

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Luke: “We call him ‘Young Walsh'”

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Luke: “We’ve got to do something about Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew sings the Dream Court/Night Court theme after Luke tells Andrew not to play the song

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna throw out possible names (Oh my God) and you tell me if we’re getting warmer. This is going to be horrid, (Mr. Whiskers) this is going to be worse. Oh yeah, that was it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh! Oh! Ohhhhhhh! Sometimes you eat the bear!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sometimes you eat the Moleskine, sometimes the Moleskine eats you. Well… why you gotta swear so much Luke.”

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