Clips From TBTL #2104

Although TBTL #2103 was published on the day of Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound’s 2nd birthday, it was also on the day that Prince passed away. Even though it would have been a day late, I asked Luke on Thursday night to mention it on TBTL #2104, which would have been the 2nd anniversary of the sound being christened “Marsupial Gurgle”, it was not mentioned on the show.

 

Andrew: “Clickbait, bullshit, insulting… It’s just insulting and the worst of the media.”

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Andrew: Heavy Sigh

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank.”

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Andrew: “I certainly don’t have a power out, I don’t even know if I have a power point.”

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Andrew: “I just feel like you’re Theosplaining to me.”

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Andrew: “I think you were gonna make of this just obvious, cuz it seems so obvious… but, okay.”

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Andrew: “I wanna ask you one more thing.”

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Andrew: “I’m legit super excited about this.”

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Andrew: “I’ve never seen Flashdance, I’ve never seen Dirty Dancing, I’ve never seen Footloose. I’ve never seen Fame either. So, I get all of those confused in my head.”

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Andrew: “It feels good to laugh again.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, the, yeah, the Internet has a lot of photos of that.”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “Or, might’ve got a DUI.”

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Andrew: “Prince loved breakfast and pancakes. Are you shitting me!?!”

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Andrew: “She says, ‘You see what I have to work with here!’ No, no, that’s the doctor who says that.”

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Andrew: “That’s even lazier. Like, for real, the chem-trail thing is a little bit bonkers.”

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Andrew: “We will be ignored, but we won’t like it!”

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Andrew: “Why do you, I’m sorry, why do you assume that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, hey, I’m sorry. Our colleagues at Marketplace. Yes! Yes! They don’t know we exist, (but) but we do, Kai! That’s right. We will not be ignored! Except you are kind of ignoring us, and not returning any of my e-mails. We will be ignored, but we won’t like it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is the best. This is… and by the best, I assume you mean the worst. Yes.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh, known mostly for his drawings of tall ships.”

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Luke: “But, my friend, this is the thing. This is why you’re confused like the fox.”

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Luke: Continuing to speak like a Southern lady reading plaques out loud

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Luke: Cracking up laughing

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Luke: “I was there for the, the public radio conference that you’ll never be invited to.”

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Luke: “I’m kind of a glass half-finished sort of guy, Walsh.”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, it’s pronounced ‘bearing’.”

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Luke: “If you were hit in the head with a coconut. If you were, if you were Bob Denver during an episode of Gilligan’s Island, and there’s about a three year gap in your awareness; and, you just came to because another coconut fell on your head today.”

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Luke: “Sandy, we can fuckin’ read!”

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Luke: Speaking like a Southern lady reading plaques out loud

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Luke: “This town needs an enema!”

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Luke: Trying to talk like a bear and saying “That’s a bear, apparently, trying to check his AOL.”

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Luke: “We will not be ignored!”

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Luke: Whistling and saying “Steve Nelson”

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Luke and Andrew: “All signs point to Piper! Or both.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And one other thing, Andrew. Yeah. Nipple. Do words corrupt, father?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just had a, a… I don’t know if it’s a brainstorm or a brain-fart yet. I’ll get your opinion on this. We’ll have to see if it fills the room… Yes, that’s right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m glad you didn’t tell me this before the show; because, I would have to suspended you for one episode. For what?”

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Luke and Andrew: People throwing their phones in anger

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Luke and Andrew: Records, Cassettes, Casingle, Ca-CD, CasaMP3, and Castreaming Camedia

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, now to just make this even more boring… Hey!”

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Luke and Andrew: Speaking like Jim Nantz

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Clips From TBTL #2103

TBTL #2103 aired on the 2nd birthday of Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound and also on the day that Prince passed away. Due to the latter, I understand why Luke and Andrew wouldn’t have mentioned the former on the show.

 

Andrew: “Aww, dang! What’s your name again?”

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Andrew: “Do you know what Prince’s real name was? What? Prince!”

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Andrew: “I only have three weeks to live. Well, actually, I wanted to say that to you yesterday; so, I’ve only got two weeks and six days to live.”

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Andrew: “Mittens are crazy!”

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Andrew: “Mittens are crazy! And you’d be like, ‘What are you talking about?'”

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Andrew: “Prince does kind of say like, ‘Can you make a movie?’ Why am I doing Michael Jackson?”

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Andrew: “The man is the man, and the woman is the woman.”

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Andrew: “What is going on?”

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Andrew: “Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “His mini-to-mini game was on point! So, so strong!”

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Andrew and Luke: “If you’re just tuning in, how!?! How’d you do that? Yes! That’s right! Good, good on you for figuring out a way to jump mid-stream into a podcast.”

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Luke: “Let me put it this way, God damn am I glad I went to that concert!”

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Luke: Luke is Bobo-Johnny-Fluid

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “This is the kind of idiot I am.”

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Luke: “Would it kill you to block the blindside?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can’t you find something more elegant? Oh, no! This is the part of the show (Oh, no!) where we do Prince impressions.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing and saying “What… are you shitting me!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Prince deserves a memorial podcast where we do not have a hum in the microphone. It’s what he’d want.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s basically ‘Embrace the Suck’, right? Right, exactly.”

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Clips From TBTL #2102

Andrew: Andrew compares what his doctor told him to lyrics from a Dave Matthews song

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Andrew: “Hunh.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know about the, the fecal blast aspect of this.”

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Andrew: “I don’t like the sound of this.”

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Andrew: “I’m really killing it today.”

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Andrew: Imitating Dave Matthew’s singing style

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Andrew: “It is, amazing!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God!” #2

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Andrew: “Mother. Effer.”

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Andrew: “Oh my god, on an airplane?!? You get up!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I’m just ruining this show today, I’m sorry. Either, I can’t remember my words or I’m off-topic all the time.”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Power out!” (With Reverb)

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Andrew: “Prince, stop trying to put everybody’s sexuality in a box!”

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Andrew: “She’s a Long Bahomie.”

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Andrew: “They can’t just go rogue on something.”

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Andrew: “Twice? Really!?!”

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Andrew: “Well, this is a little blue; but, I’ve already dropped the F bomb, so I’m probably fired already.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, not without a court order!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Come on… that, that’s not enough. Then you wave your hand under it again and it’s like, ‘No, bro. I know you’re the same guy. I may be a machine, but I’m not dumb. Also… I’ve scanned your retina, (Yes!) and I’ve looked into your heart. And I’ve been talking to your remote control.'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I… Hold on. (Sorry) Hold on, hold on, hold on, Andrew.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Listen to this, here’s a little story for ya. Do we have a second for a story? Absolutely. Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke suspects Andrew of making out with his new Xfinity remote

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Andrew and Luke: “Maybe. (And so..) I doubt it.”

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Luke: “Alright, our Top Story from the ‘I Coulda Told You That’ desk”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Give me such a brark!”

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Luke: “He would rather get my booty in his face”

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Luke: “Here’s my power in.”

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Luke: “I’ve pulled all the comps!”

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Luke: “Long Bahomie-Tens”

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Luke: “Nice!”

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Luke: “Nope.”

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Luke: “Pod-dog doin’ what Pod-dog do, (Perro) shedding like a beast.”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Nothing Compares 2 U”

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Luke: “Rudy is like that with fur. There is no end to the fur. I comb the fur off everyday, there is more fur. The fur falls out. There is, yet, more fur.”

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Luke: “Seriously?”

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Luke: “Through the device.”

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Luke: “Well… Umm…. No…”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “What stinks is this story, Andrew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A little splatter of feces. Show title?!? Maybe.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Back to whatever it was you were saying… I have no idea what, I have no idea where we were.”

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Luke and Andrew: Diarrhea Talk

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Luke and Andrew: “It unfolds, like a flower, over the course of the week. Like a stinky flower. Like a corpse flower.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of diarrhea, by the way. Oh, good. Yeah, let me… Drink!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Strong with his diarrhea game! (Yeah!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Umm… Uh… Oh, sir! Just one more thing. I don’t get the reference. It’s a Christopher Walken impression. Ah, it’s pretty good.”

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